SSOOK78 (Cookie)
VS
HIKARI_HIWATARI (Ozzy)
BEGIN
ssook78
こんにちは Ozzy i got something to say to you
i can't say something mean to あなた cause i'm to nice
nicer then あなた in fact most people will say
yeah that's right あなた heard from me right now today
your a total bitch
i don't know why we were フレンズ in the first place
because あなた have an ugly 尻, お尻 face
hikari_hiwatari
oh well Cookie your a real nice friend
i thought あなた were my bestie seems like it has reaches it's end
あなた calling me ugly? go look in the mirror
cause i don't know which is もっと見る scary
あなた または Bloody Mary
あなた better watch what あなた say または i'll come for あなた in your sleep
によって the way i suggest あなた start counting some sheep
ssook78
well I am your bestie but i had to say my opinion
so let me say it now because i can say whatever the fuck i want
oh yeah によって the way after the exams
your looking kinda salty
so i made あなた some ham
so anyway go back to your little hole
cause i just ran into a pole
hikari_hiwatari
こんにちは do i look like a mouse?
i'm not Micky who came from the ディズニー house
によって the way thanks i 愛 your ham
can i get some クッキー after the exam
あなた really are my bestie just so then あなた will know
also is your head okay girl?
cause our friendship means the whole wide world
WHO WON?
WHO CARES?
we can't really fight cause we're best フレンズ soooo あなた wasted a lot of time in your life X3 have a nice day!
Love
ssook78 and hikari_hiwatari
VS
HIKARI_HIWATARI (Ozzy)
BEGIN
ssook78
こんにちは Ozzy i got something to say to you
i can't say something mean to あなた cause i'm to nice
nicer then あなた in fact most people will say
yeah that's right あなた heard from me right now today
your a total bitch
i don't know why we were フレンズ in the first place
because あなた have an ugly 尻, お尻 face
hikari_hiwatari
oh well Cookie your a real nice friend
i thought あなた were my bestie seems like it has reaches it's end
あなた calling me ugly? go look in the mirror
cause i don't know which is もっと見る scary
あなた または Bloody Mary
あなた better watch what あなた say または i'll come for あなた in your sleep
によって the way i suggest あなた start counting some sheep
ssook78
well I am your bestie but i had to say my opinion
so let me say it now because i can say whatever the fuck i want
oh yeah によって the way after the exams
your looking kinda salty
so i made あなた some ham
so anyway go back to your little hole
cause i just ran into a pole
hikari_hiwatari
こんにちは do i look like a mouse?
i'm not Micky who came from the ディズニー house
によって the way thanks i 愛 your ham
can i get some クッキー after the exam
あなた really are my bestie just so then あなた will know
also is your head okay girl?
cause our friendship means the whole wide world
WHO WON?
WHO CARES?
we can't really fight cause we're best フレンズ soooo あなた wasted a lot of time in your life X3 have a nice day!
Love
ssook78 and hikari_hiwatari
1. Chickens say jerk jerk.
2. Cows say moop moop meep.
3. Bunnies say chirp chirp.
4. Lobsters say clurp clurp clurp.
5. Chickens say burgack burgack.
6. ドラゴン say shlurp shlurp.
7. Snakes say slither tither slither tither.
8. Elephants say near near fear near.
9. Moose say poooo poooo low.
10. Bears say guro guro guro.
11. Alligators say pow pow bow pow.
12. 魚 say blub blub blub.
13. ユニコーン say ashshnifafurfur.
14. Monkeys say quack quack quack brack.
15. Frogs say rebite rebite.
2. Cows say moop moop meep.
3. Bunnies say chirp chirp.
4. Lobsters say clurp clurp clurp.
5. Chickens say burgack burgack.
6. ドラゴン say shlurp shlurp.
7. Snakes say slither tither slither tither.
8. Elephants say near near fear near.
9. Moose say poooo poooo low.
10. Bears say guro guro guro.
11. Alligators say pow pow bow pow.
12. 魚 say blub blub blub.
13. ユニコーン say ashshnifafurfur.
14. Monkeys say quack quack quack brack.
15. Frogs say rebite rebite.
another monday,at waysway high school. Vanessa for hated school for mainly for 1 reason. susan.katie.ashlee.the meanest,popular,and prettiest girls in the school.they always taunt vanessa for being different. people thought ashe was different for her personality,but,that wasnt the only reason.
there was only one girl who didnt care if she was different.kylie.kylie was the smartest gilr in school,thats why she got made fun of. she was a nerd. though she had no braces,gloasses,or anything.in fact,vanessa thought kylie was prettier than susan,ashle,or katie.
People think they know vanessa,but,they dont,not yet. she had a very terrible,scary,and strange experiance.when あなた hear it,it may seem like a dream,but,its all true.its not a lie.its not a tall tale.its a true story. 100% true
this the satory of Vanessa Colorado.
there was only one girl who didnt care if she was different.kylie.kylie was the smartest gilr in school,thats why she got made fun of. she was a nerd. though she had no braces,gloasses,or anything.in fact,vanessa thought kylie was prettier than susan,ashle,or katie.
People think they know vanessa,but,they dont,not yet. she had a very terrible,scary,and strange experiance.when あなた hear it,it may seem like a dream,but,its all true.its not a lie.its not a tall tale.its a true story. 100% true
this the satory of Vanessa Colorado.
from:sponge bob
wirtten by:sponge bob
ギター by:spongeb
preformed by:sponge bob&patrick& squidward
featuring:Patrick
also featuring :squidward *sorta*
drums:patrick
singer:spongebob
lets gather around the campfire and sing the campfire song our c-a-mp-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song. and if あなた think that we cant sing it faster then your wrong but itll help if あなた just sing along
Bom Bom Bom
*sing it fast!*
C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-am-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song and if あなた think that we cant sing it faster then あなた wrong but itll help if あなた just sing along.
*even faster*C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song Patrick!
"SoNG!C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E..
"squdiward1good!"
Itll help!itll help!if あなた just sing along!OH YEAH!
THE END
"
wirtten by:sponge bob
ギター by:spongeb
preformed by:sponge bob&patrick& squidward
featuring:Patrick
also featuring :squidward *sorta*
drums:patrick
singer:spongebob
lets gather around the campfire and sing the campfire song our c-a-mp-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song. and if あなた think that we cant sing it faster then your wrong but itll help if あなた just sing along
Bom Bom Bom
*sing it fast!*
C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-am-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song and if あなた think that we cant sing it faster then あなた wrong but itll help if あなた just sing along.
*even faster*C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song Patrick!
"SoNG!C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E..
"squdiward1good!"
Itll help!itll help!if あなた just sing along!OH YEAH!
THE END
"
A husband went to the doctor and tells the doctor
"I think my wife is going deaf"
-Doc-"Just to find out do this test on her
stand 50 feet away from her and ask her something if she doesn't respond 移動する 10 feet closer and try the same thing as so forth"
So the husbad got ホーム and found the wife preparing ディナー and asks her
"Honey, Whats for dinner" No reply
he moves 10 feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" No reply
so he moved 10 もっと見る feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" she 返信 back and says
"For the third freaking time its chicken"
"I think my wife is going deaf"
-Doc-"Just to find out do this test on her
stand 50 feet away from her and ask her something if she doesn't respond 移動する 10 feet closer and try the same thing as so forth"
So the husbad got ホーム and found the wife preparing ディナー and asks her
"Honey, Whats for dinner" No reply
he moves 10 feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" No reply
so he moved 10 もっと見る feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" she 返信 back and says
"For the third freaking time its chicken"
Washington Post Competition asked for a two line rhyme with the most romantic first line and least romantic 秒 line.
This is the (hands down!!) winner...
'My darling,my love,my beautiful life;
Marrying あなた simply demolished my life.
I see your face when i'm dreaming;
That's why i always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and HOT;
This describes everything you're not.
I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take the paper bag off your face.
I 愛 your smile, your face, your eyes;
Damn,I'm good at telling lies!!!.'
This is the (hands down!!) winner...
'My darling,my love,my beautiful life;
Marrying あなた simply demolished my life.
I see your face when i'm dreaming;
That's why i always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and HOT;
This describes everything you're not.
I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take the paper bag off your face.
I 愛 your smile, your face, your eyes;
Damn,I'm good at telling lies!!!.'
