1. If あなた are right handed, あなた will tend to chew your 食 on your right side. If あなた are left handed, あなた will tend to chew your 食 on your left side.

2. If あなた stop getting thirsty, あなた need to drink もっと見る water. For when a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.

3. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep あなた from crying.

4. Your tongue is germ free only if it is pink. If it is white there is a thin film of bacteria on it.

5. The Mercedes-Benz モットー is “Das Beste oder Nichts” meaning “the best または nothing”.


6. The タイタニック was the first ship to use the SOS signal....

Pull out a harmonica and play blues songs when your 日付 begins talking about themselves.
Sacrifice french fries to the great deity, Pomme.
When ordering, inquire whether the restaurant has any live food.
Without asking, eat off your date's plate. Eat もっと見る from their plate than s/he does.
Drool.
Fill your pockets with sugar packets, as well as salt and pepper shakers, silverware, floral arrangements . . . i.e. anything on the 表, テーブル that isn't bolted down.
Hold a debate. Take both sides.
At dinner, guard your plate with fork and ステーキ knife, so as to give the impression that you'll stab anyone,...

Here are some things to do with the dummy Bob,

1. Practice karate on Bob
2. Dress Bob up
3. Use Bob as a boat
4. Use Bob to help あなた make a fort
5. Use Bob as a tree
6. Use Bob to lighten your stress によって punching and kicking him
7. Use Bob as a way to practice how to fall in slow motion
8. Use Bob to take your anger out によって punching and kicking him
9. Use Bob to tie things up on
10. Use Bob to リスペクト things up on
11. Use Bob as an audience
12. Have a staring contest with Bob
13. Use Bob reenact David and Goliath
14. Destroy Bob! Mwahahahaha!
15. Learn from Bob how to scowl
16. Learn from Bob how not to scowl
17....

Some if these are actually prety cool and funny. ^_^

1 Attend at least one major sporting event: the Super Bowl, the Olympics, the U.S. Open.

2 Throw a huge party and invite every one of your friends.

3 Swim with a dolphin.

4 Skydive.

5 Have your portrait painted.

6 Learn to speak a foreign language and make sure あなた use it.

7 Go skinny-dipping at midnight in the South of France.

8 Watch the launch of the 宇宙 shuttle.

9 Spend a whole 日 eating ジャンク 食 without feeling guilty.

10 Be an extra in a film.

11 Tell someone the story of your life, sparing no details.

12 Make 愛 on a forest floor....

So I have this klutz book called the encyclopedia of immaturity and there are some passages in it that I thought would be good to share on fanpop.

Passage Number 1
A Quick Reference: Homework Excuses -
Sometimes あなた just can't seem to remember why it is あなた didn't do your homework last night. If that's your problem, here's your answer.

1. I sprained my brain. The doctor says no heavy thinking for a week

2. I have a rare paper allergy

3. Why should I do homework when the universe is winding down and the sun will explode in 50 billion years?

4.Excuse me? I don't speak English. But thank あなた for asking....

上, ページのトップへ selling albums in 1980s
The 上, ページのトップへ selling album in the 80s was Dire Straits Brothers In Arms followed によって Michael Jackson Bad, and then Thriller, 4th best selling album クイーン Greatest Hits
The number one selling album for the 年 1980 was Abba Super Trouper, 1981 Adam & The Ants Kings Of The Wild Frontier, 1982 Barbra Streisand 愛 Songs, 1983 Michael Jackson Thriller, 1984 Lionel Richie Can't Slow Down, 1985 Dire Straits Brothers In Arms, 1986 マドンナ True Blue, 1987 Michael Jackson Bad, 1988 Kylie Minogue Kylie, 1989 Jason Donovan Ten Good Reasons.

What did he mean "bye bye miss american...

Apparently, this is what I do when I'm tired and slightly depressed. Go figure.

101 Great Uses for Eye-Patches!

1.    Wear it to cover your eye.
2.    Wear it to cover the hole where your eye used to be.
3.    Use it to prevent a hole ever being where your eye should be.
4.    Wear it to shield your eye from insects and other flying material.
5.    Wear two and pretend あなた are blind.
6.    Wear none and pretend あなた can see.
7.    Wear them as sunglasses when rendezvousing...