0 = Stone cold sober. Brain as sharp as any bayonet.
1 = Still sober. Pleasure senses activated. Feeling of well-being.
2 = Lager warming up head. Barmaid complimented on choice of blouse.
3 = Crossword in newspaper filled in. After a while blanks are filled in with ランダム letters and numbers.
4 = Barmaid complimented on choice of bra, partially visible when bending to get packet of crisps. Try to instigate conversation about bras. Order half a dozen packets of crisps one によって one.
5 = Have brilliant discussion with guy on the 次 bar stool. Devise fool-proof scheme for winning lottery, sort out Manchester United's problems.
6 = Feel like a Demi-God. Map out rest of life on cigarette packet. Realize that everybody loves you. Call parents and tell them あなた 愛 them. Call girlfriend to tell her あなた 愛 her and she still has an amazing figure.
7 = Send drinks over to woman sitting at 表, テーブル with boyfriend. No reaction. Scribble out message of 愛 on five カクテル napkins and Frisbee them to her across the room. Boyfriend asks あなた outside. あなた buy him a Slim Panatela.
8 = Some slurring. Offer to buy drinks for everyone in room. Lots of people say yes. Go round the bar hugging them one によって one. Fall over. Get up.
9 = Head-ache kicks in. ビール tastes off. Send it back. 次 bottle comes back tasting the same. Say, "That's much better." Fight nausea によって trying to play old 宇宙 Invaders game for ten 分 before seeing out of order sign.
10 = Some doubling of vision. Stand on 表, テーブル shouting abuse at all four barmen. Talked down によって barmaid, who あなた offer to give a baby to. Fall over. Get up. Fall over. Impale head on corner of table. Fail to notice oozing head wound.
11 = Speech no longer possible. Eventually manage to find door. Sit and take stock. Realize あなた are sitting in pub cellar, having taken wrong turning. Vomit. Pass out.
12 = Put in cab によって somebody. Give ホーム address. Taken home. Can't get key in door. Realize you've 与えられた address of your local gym. Generally pleased at way evening has gone. Pass out again.
1 = Still sober. Pleasure senses activated. Feeling of well-being.
2 = Lager warming up head. Barmaid complimented on choice of blouse.
3 = Crossword in newspaper filled in. After a while blanks are filled in with ランダム letters and numbers.
4 = Barmaid complimented on choice of bra, partially visible when bending to get packet of crisps. Try to instigate conversation about bras. Order half a dozen packets of crisps one によって one.
5 = Have brilliant discussion with guy on the 次 bar stool. Devise fool-proof scheme for winning lottery, sort out Manchester United's problems.
6 = Feel like a Demi-God. Map out rest of life on cigarette packet. Realize that everybody loves you. Call parents and tell them あなた 愛 them. Call girlfriend to tell her あなた 愛 her and she still has an amazing figure.
7 = Send drinks over to woman sitting at 表, テーブル with boyfriend. No reaction. Scribble out message of 愛 on five カクテル napkins and Frisbee them to her across the room. Boyfriend asks あなた outside. あなた buy him a Slim Panatela.
8 = Some slurring. Offer to buy drinks for everyone in room. Lots of people say yes. Go round the bar hugging them one によって one. Fall over. Get up.
9 = Head-ache kicks in. ビール tastes off. Send it back. 次 bottle comes back tasting the same. Say, "That's much better." Fight nausea によって trying to play old 宇宙 Invaders game for ten 分 before seeing out of order sign.
10 = Some doubling of vision. Stand on 表, テーブル shouting abuse at all four barmen. Talked down によって barmaid, who あなた offer to give a baby to. Fall over. Get up. Fall over. Impale head on corner of table. Fail to notice oozing head wound.
11 = Speech no longer possible. Eventually manage to find door. Sit and take stock. Realize あなた are sitting in pub cellar, having taken wrong turning. Vomit. Pass out.
12 = Put in cab によって somebody. Give ホーム address. Taken home. Can't get key in door. Realize you've 与えられた address of your local gym. Generally pleased at way evening has gone. Pass out again.