While shaking hands get into a heated thumb wrestling match.
Repeat everything your interviewer says, keep going until he または she yells at you. Then ask if あなた got the job.
Stick a piece of ブロッコリ, ブロッコリー between your front teeth, smile a lot.
Sometime during the interview, frown and sniff suspiciously, ask the boss if he または she farted.
Pick your nose and wipe contents underneath the lip of your interviewers desk.
Bring in whoopie cushion, set it off, roll your eyes and look at your interviewer with disgust.
In the beginning of the interview pull out a gun and put it on the interviewer’s 机, デスク in front of you, then say, "Mind if I rest this here during the interview?"
Demand that if hired あなた want 机, デスク plate that reads, "Big Kahuna."
As あなた follow your interviewer to his または her office kick out their heels so that they trip and fall on their face, laugh uncontrollably.
表示する up in your jogging outfit, run in place during the entire interview.
Bathroom excuse #1: Excuse yourself to go to the bathroom, as あなた walk out the door make a loud fart noise with your mouth then sigh and say, "DARN!"
Bathroom excuse #2: Excuse yourself to go to the bathroom, come back with the entire front of your pants wet.
Ask for a company Porsche.
コメント on how much あなた like your interviewer’s spouse’s picture, then take it and put it in your briefcase.
Some time during the interview slip some chiclets in your mouth, then sneeze as loud as あなた can launching entire contents in your mouth in his または her face, cover your mouth and say, "I sink I loth によって theeth."
As あなた reach inside your ブリーフケース pull out a 靴下 puppet, introduce him as "Socko" and harass your interviewer with it.
During the interview reach over and grab at your interviewer’s face and say, "Got your nose" while clenching your fist, demand that あなた get hired または あなた won’t give back their nose.
Chew tobacco, spit in pencil holder.
Announce that あなた are committing a hostile take over of the company, 火災, 火 your interviewer.
At the end of the interview end it with a three stooges eye jab followed によって a スマック to the forehead finish it off with a, "woo-woo-woo-woooooo....!"