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Dress up like one of the photographers and follow people around asking them repeatedly if they would like their picture taken.
Leave large gaps in between あなた and the people in front of あなた while waiting in line.
Every time あなた pass a chain restraint not in use, clip it on and use it to hold back the people behind あなた in line.
Ask the person running the roller coaster if someone has recently thrown up on it.
Pretend to freak out on a ride so they stop it to let あなた off.
Offer people money for their spots in line . . . Monopoly money.
Speak in Spanish, または pretend you're deaf and start making rapid hand movements.
Start talking about shaving your excess body hair in line while everyone around あなた is silent.
Find someone and tell them you're lost. Use your best 芝居 skills.
Steal all of the pennies out of the water fountains.
Go up to the boy band wanna-be group and pretend to be really excited and ask for their autographs, reassuring them that they're gonna make it big soon.
Take an Alka-Seltzer tablet and begin to have spasmatic movements in your body while foaming at the mouth at the very 上, ページのトップへ of the tallest ride.
Ask the ride attendant if あなた cannot ride because あなた are under the influence of heroine, marijuana, crack, and every other drug あなた can think of.
Begin to cry when they start the merry-go-round and have them stop it because you're too scared to go all the way.
Start talking loudly about the last time あなた got stuck upside-down on this ride, scaring everyone in line around you.
Ask someone that looks like they're in a hurry for directions.
Complain about how dirty the シート, 座席 is, and demand they clean it off.
Walk up to anyone in the park, and say "Hi, my name is [your name]" and offer a handshake.
Ask ANYONE for their autograph.
広告 for a theme park . . . one you're not at.
Find someone to tell your life story to.
Whisper right in someone's ear, "I know what あなた did last summer."
コメント how good あなた look in every picture of あなた on a ride.
Make fun of everyone else in every set of pictures taken during the rides.
Go up to every character walking around and give them a big hug and call them your "hero."
Ride every water ride and inform everybody with あなた that あなた can’t swim and everyone's gonna drown.
posted by kitkat709477
1.everyone around あなた has an attitude problem
2.your adding チョコレート chips to your cheese omelet
3.the dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans
4.your husband/boyfriend is suddenly agreeing to everything あなた say
5.your using your cellphone to dial up every bumpersticker that says "hows my driving call 1-800-***-dating"
6.everyone head looks like an invitation to batting practice
7.you're convinced theres a god and he's male
8.you're counting down the days till menopause
9.you're sure everyone is scheming to dive あなた crazy
10.the ibuprofen bottle is empty and あなた just bought it yesterday
11.you just want to パンチ someone without a reason
12.if あなた start wondering if pms is excuse to get away with murder
13.if あなた were to busy thinking about ways to kill the last person who got on your nerves to realize I was only supposed to give あなた 10

a little starotype but funny
*i didn't write this,just so あなた know*
posted by HNismyfriend
Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of American Indians. While touring a reservation during the documentary she was puzzled as to why the difference in the number of feathers in the headdresses. So she asked a メリダとおそろしの森 who only had one feather in his headdress, and his reply was: "Only have one woman: one woman, one feather."

Feeling the first fellow was only joking, she asked another brave. This メリダとおそろしの森 had two feathers in his headdress. And he replied: "Me have two women: two women, two feathers."

Still not convinced the feathers indicated the number of sexual partners involved,...
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posted by MrssBieber320
Ever met that one person that あなた just wanna パンチ in the face , then someohow , あなた end up in a relationship with them , あなた fall in 愛 , and then watch things crash and burn in your face (and thats not the only thing あなた want to burn either (:]) Well if あなた still have feelings for that person im gonna help あなた get him/her back , note that this may only work for a girl though , cuause guys cant hit us , but we can surelly slap あなた guys (: , ohk so あなた could first start off によって doing q of two simple things
1) light all the stuuf he gave あなた on 火災, 火 ... on his front lawn
2) give them back to...
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If you’re an animal lover, like me, this story might be to much to take. But I can’t believe people can be so cruel. But I believe that when someone abuses a poor defenseless animal, that someone should be 与えられた LIFE in prison without the possibility または parole.

A Mesa, Arizona man who killed a 6-week-old kitten after a pet パイソン, python refused to eat it was 与えられた three years of supervised probation on Friday.

Jeremy Tuffly, 29, pleaded guilty May 11 in Maricopa County Superior Court to one count of cruelty to animals, a Class 6 felony, court records show.

The charge followed after Maricopa County Sheriff's Office deputies learned of a DVD 表示中 Tuffly repeatedly throwing the kitten at the パイソン, python in 2002 in an attempt to get the snake to attack it, according to MCSO.

When the パイソン, python failed to eat the kitten, Tuffly kicked it across the yard, authorities previously said. The kitten then died.
okay here`s some tips for those who dont know how to date.....
1- be always self confident , have some self a steam .
2- be always c00l.
3- turn off ur cellphone during the date...always.
4-be always happy, happy with everything..with ur life.
5- if u really want him as ur bf または date.....try to be cool ,use the words like: yeah totally,or however....try to be little care less about him... ...lol
6- dont be bushy....stay calm and dont complain alot ....jst a little but not alot....
i cant remember anymore so......ill see u the 次 time.....thank u all for 読書 this..and plz コメント ,have all a gr8 day..peace ^_^
posted by tooch
I do not own any of these. If used, please credit teenthings@twitter.com

We all do, say, think または relate to these, in some way または another:

-When あなた forget someone's name あなた wait for someone else to say it so あなた don't look like an idiot asking.
-I pick things up with my feet because I'm too lazy to bend down.
-I don't 削除 my texts until it's 99% full.
-I hate when dinner's ready and あなた are in the middle of something.
-I still sometimes buy kids meals only for the toy.
-I hate how I look after I cry.
-Saying 'Are あなた kidding me?' even though あなた know the person isn't.
-Stop pretending like...
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1.we hate it when あなた grab our asses!!!(unless we are hoes)

2.when あなた cheat,we hate あなた and everything that has to do with you

3.dont act like あなた understand PMS,because あなた dont.So stop 芝居 like it.

4.when あなた stare at other girls,and we stare at other boys,and あなた get all pissed off,you have no reason to speak.So あなた may as well stfu.

5.when あなた flirt,we flirt back,sometimes when we don't like you.and then we feel bad.So if あなた arent sure,dont flirt.

6.If we like a celebritey(ex:Orlando Bloom,Zac Efron,Bill Kaulitz,etc etc.)and we say they are hot,dont act like あなた dont care.We want...
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posted by Mallory101
 1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."
1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."
179 Ways to Annoy People:


1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If あなた have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3. Start each meal によって conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

4. Name your dog "Dog."

5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what あなた think."

7. Claim that あなた must always wear a bicycle ヘルメット as part of your "astronaut training."

8. Follow a few paces behind someone,...
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So you've just traveled to a foreign country, taken a subway あなた never take, または teleported to medieval England due to a time travel mishap. Your surroundings are strange, confusing, and possibly haunted. But instead of freaking out—due to frustration, confusions, and ghosts, respectively—you should follow these expert pointers to get yourself from ロスト to un-lost.

1) DO ask for directions. DO NOT ask an axe murderer for directions.
People who see あなた crying over a crumpled map are almost always helpful (axe murderers being a notable exception). Look for some official-seeming person または kindly...
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Like the タイトル says, Does Robert Pattinson die in remember me? My フレンズ 発言しました that he does and I just wanted to know. :):) :)
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Haley:Hey!Guys let's compare our self's to アニメ and cartoon characters!

James:Okay.I'll go first!Haley あなた remind me of...Akira Kogami from lucky star!

Haley:...I do NOT have constant mood swings between happy and cute to mean and bitchy!YOU FRIGGIN' SON OF A WHORE!!!

James:Haley I know what my parents are.

Jack:W-What!?

Haley:Alex あなた remind me of...Alucard from Hellsing!

Alex:...That's nice...Kara reminds me of Haruhi Fujioka from Ouran high school host club.Bland and uninteresting.

Kara:Oh screw you!...Melissa you...wait how did あなた get into my house?

Melissa:Well I'll have あなた know I invited my...
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posted by HaleyDewit
Chris went to his bedroom and sank down on his bed. He lay down and stared at the ceiling. He wondered how the world outside would be like. Sure he had a clear view from behind his window, but it wasn’t the same as really be outside. He heard a familiar noise and a few 秒 later Bianca materialized in the center of his room. He looked up at her, with an angry look in his eyes.
“Thanks for betraying me, Bi” Bianca sighed and shrugged. “I was only trying to help you. Wyatt shouldn’t be treating あなた this way and あなた know it” “What can I do about it? He saved my life. He raised...
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User: Wendigo または yeti.

Cleverbot: Who is Wendigo?

User: Wendigo is a abomination.

Cleverbot: Define abomination.

User: Abomination = # a person who is loathsome または disgusting # abhorrence: hate coupled with disgust # an action that is vicious または vile; an action that arouses disgust または abhorrence; 'his treatment of the children is an abomination'.

Cleverbot: I only fear death, but I cannot even fear that much with あなた at my side.

User: I do not fear death but I fear giving up on life.

User: I've gotta go mate speak あなた soon babe.

Cleverbot: Don't leave!

Cleverbot: Well the meaning of life certainly isn't...
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posted by sapherequeen
It all began when I was eight-years-old. My mother had found a new boyfriend named Nate. The two of them had a steady relationship for some months before they finally decided to find a house to live in together. They relocated a house at a different 通り, ストリート in the same town I have been living in since I was 10-months-old. At first, it seemed like a nice street. It had this peaceful feeling to it, the feeling that just made あなた feel like home. That was one of my greatest memories of the street, the feeling of ホーム that it always gave me. I also made new フレンズ immediately; a little girl named...
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Bananas can sometimes be just as dangerous as lemons, but remember, monkeys touched them a lot, so they have some portion of us stuck in them. Really, they can be just as sentimental as us. I swear, last night my copy of The Blind Side got stolen, and there was a バナナ strangely close to the TV.....nevermind. Here's the 一覧 あなた have to watch out for:

1.The simplest way is the バナナ peel. Bananas like to be wackos and 表示する themselves to the ladies, so they shed some skin and sit there on the most slippery surface they can get. Of course, they don't care about you---so if あなた are near a slippery...
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WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She's sitting at the 表, テーブル with her gourmet coffee.

Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the ミルク carton.

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WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check または charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet , I noticed a remote control for a テレビ set in her purse.
"So, do あなた always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied,...
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posted by McDreamyluva
LOLs!!

HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours

HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too !

HE: How did あなた get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been 与えられた your share !

HE: Will あなた come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend !

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!

HE: I think I could make あなた very happy
SHE: Why? Are あなた leaving?

HE: What would あなた say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh...
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posted by ilovepenguins
1) If 愛 is blind, then why is there lingerie?
2) Why are they called "apartments" if they are all connected?
3) Should あなた believe a chronic liar if he admits that he is a chronic liar?
4) Did Adam and Eve have bellybuttons?
5) Why is it that イヌ 愛 to hang their head out of the car window, but will get mad at あなた if あなた blow in their face?
6) If all the world is a stage, where is the audience?
7) If a 木, ツリー falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it, does it still make a sound?
8) If pro is the opposite of con, then wouldn't congress be the opposite of progress?
9) If the 五角形, 米国防総省 were...
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•    A few clowns short of a circus

•    A few fries short of a Happy Meal

•    A few beers short of a six-pack

•    Dumber than a box of hair

•    A few peas short of a キャセロール

•    Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box

•    The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead

•    One Froot Loop shy of a full bowl

•    A few feathers short of a whole アヒル, 鴨

•    All foam, no beer...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
•    Vary your vehicle’s speed inversely with the speed limit.

•    Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to head bang.

•    At stop lights, eye the person in the 次 car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.

•    Two words: Chicken suit.

•    Write the words “Help me” on your back window in red paint. The もっと見る it looks like blood, the better.

•    Stop at the green lights.

•    Go at the red ones.

•    Occasionally...
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