Everyone is putting stuff up about Walmart, I was smart enough to think of CVS :D (I made these up on my own with no one elses help btw)
1. Resort the medicine aisle
2. Run around like an idiot until あなた are told to stop, once the person who stopped turns around do it again, repeat this process until your told to leave, then run out like an idiot
3. Go up to the cash register and tell the clerk that someone is "poaching" medicine, then run out of the store
4. Take the magazines あなた see and tear them to pieces, then go up to the front (were the cash register is) and throw the pieces up the air and scream "CONFETTI!!!" (make sure someones watching u) then run out of the store
5. Go to a rack with toy cars on it, and start to play with them, count how many people want to 登録する in
6. Go to the make-up aisle and do your make-up to make あなた look like an idiot, then walk up to the clerk (make sure it's different gender) and ask to make out
7. get as many cards as あなた can carry and hand them out to customers through-out the store saying "here have a card" (if あなた see them again give them another card)
8. Make a friend close their eyes, go find an item (something stupid like toilet paper) and make them 広告 that product
9. While purchasing an item, glance down at the キャンディー and when あなた see チョコレート repeat what the man from spongebob said: (CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE!) then run out of the store without your item still screaming chocolate
10. Stand outside of the store with old coupons and hand them out to people coming into the store saying: "all items 90% off!" when a manager comes out to talk to you, run away
11. Buy something (it has to be 食 ex: a bag of chips) walk outside of the store open the bag and throw it at the store screaming: "God doesn't need your stupid potato chips!"
12. Go up to a fat woman (or man to make the automation もっと見る ako taco) and say "aww! How's the baby!? Is it a boy または a girl?!" when they look at あなた funny または say something run away
13. Go to the toy isle take a toy (I would say a rather large toy) and rip it open start playing with it, then break it then leave, leaving the broken toy and the box (torn to pieces) scattered throughout the isle
14. Go up to the cashier with your stuff あなた want to bye and say before they say anything "hello, did あなた find everything okay today?"
15. If they ask to donate to a charity say "oh those greedy (ex: dogs/cats/monkeys/children/hospitals/hobos whatever the charity goes to) they don't need my money!"
16. (only for guy cashiers) go up to them and say "um excuse me sir, your weenis is showing" (the skin on your elbow) when they look down horrified laugh and say: "you just got served!" (don't tell them the definition of weenis) and walk out
17. (only for girl cashiers) go up to them and say "um excuse me ms., your engina is showing" (the skin between your fingers I think) when they look down laugh and say "you just got served!" (don't tell them the definition of engina) then walk out
18. When あなた got to the 写真 center ask the guy at the counter if they can take a picture of your butt for you
19. Tell a skinny person they need to lose weight.. Then stalk them for a 分 then say: "hi, sorry about calling あなた fat.. Do あなた want to go to McDonalds with me and get some fries?" bonus points for swears, also get a bad reaction
20. Ask the cashier were 赤ちゃん come from
1. Resort the medicine aisle
2. Run around like an idiot until あなた are told to stop, once the person who stopped turns around do it again, repeat this process until your told to leave, then run out like an idiot
3. Go up to the cash register and tell the clerk that someone is "poaching" medicine, then run out of the store
4. Take the magazines あなた see and tear them to pieces, then go up to the front (were the cash register is) and throw the pieces up the air and scream "CONFETTI!!!" (make sure someones watching u) then run out of the store
5. Go to a rack with toy cars on it, and start to play with them, count how many people want to 登録する in
6. Go to the make-up aisle and do your make-up to make あなた look like an idiot, then walk up to the clerk (make sure it's different gender) and ask to make out
7. get as many cards as あなた can carry and hand them out to customers through-out the store saying "here have a card" (if あなた see them again give them another card)
8. Make a friend close their eyes, go find an item (something stupid like toilet paper) and make them 広告 that product
9. While purchasing an item, glance down at the キャンディー and when あなた see チョコレート repeat what the man from spongebob said: (CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE!) then run out of the store without your item still screaming chocolate
10. Stand outside of the store with old coupons and hand them out to people coming into the store saying: "all items 90% off!" when a manager comes out to talk to you, run away
11. Buy something (it has to be 食 ex: a bag of chips) walk outside of the store open the bag and throw it at the store screaming: "God doesn't need your stupid potato chips!"
12. Go up to a fat woman (or man to make the automation もっと見る ako taco) and say "aww! How's the baby!? Is it a boy または a girl?!" when they look at あなた funny または say something run away
13. Go to the toy isle take a toy (I would say a rather large toy) and rip it open start playing with it, then break it then leave, leaving the broken toy and the box (torn to pieces) scattered throughout the isle
14. Go up to the cashier with your stuff あなた want to bye and say before they say anything "hello, did あなた find everything okay today?"
15. If they ask to donate to a charity say "oh those greedy (ex: dogs/cats/monkeys/children/hospitals/hobos whatever the charity goes to) they don't need my money!"
16. (only for guy cashiers) go up to them and say "um excuse me sir, your weenis is showing" (the skin on your elbow) when they look down horrified laugh and say: "you just got served!" (don't tell them the definition of weenis) and walk out
17. (only for girl cashiers) go up to them and say "um excuse me ms., your engina is showing" (the skin between your fingers I think) when they look down laugh and say "you just got served!" (don't tell them the definition of engina) then walk out
18. When あなた got to the 写真 center ask the guy at the counter if they can take a picture of your butt for you
19. Tell a skinny person they need to lose weight.. Then stalk them for a 分 then say: "hi, sorry about calling あなた fat.. Do あなた want to go to McDonalds with me and get some fries?" bonus points for swears, also get a bad reaction
20. Ask the cashier were 赤ちゃん come from
There was a boy called Jake who always got teased at school he got because he was different one 日 he he cme back to school it looked like a normal 日 but while everyone walked around Jake acted himself like every normal 日 but when the ベル rang for clas he got a 44 火災, 火 arm he shot lot's of the kids teacher too so あなた let that be a lesson for あなた if あなた had not teased him he would have been fine who knows あなた could have even saved his life.
Afew days past and Jake was dead he had decided to shoot himself in the head many people blammed it all jake when really it was there own fault at take.
Afew days past and Jake was dead he had decided to shoot himself in the head many people blammed it all jake when really it was there own fault at take.
M R snakes.
M A no snakes.
O S M R snakes.
CDBDI's?
O S! M R snakes!
AAAAAAAAAA!
-My dad told me this one years and years ago. I'd almost forgotten it until tonight. Here's another one:
Mairzy dotes and dozy dotes and liddlamszy divy.
-The answer: Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy.
And an old knock-knock joke:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
バナナ who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
バナナ who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
バナナ who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
オレンジ who?
オレンジ あなた glad I didn't say バナナ again?
Hope あなた had fun!
M A no snakes.
O S M R snakes.
CDBDI's?
O S! M R snakes!
AAAAAAAAAA!
-My dad told me this one years and years ago. I'd almost forgotten it until tonight. Here's another one:
Mairzy dotes and dozy dotes and liddlamszy divy.
-The answer: Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy.
And an old knock-knock joke:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
バナナ who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
バナナ who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
バナナ who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
オレンジ who?
オレンジ あなた glad I didn't say バナナ again?
Hope あなた had fun!
It was around 12:30 and I was at the grocery, I was busy getting some apples when a teenage boy goes over to me and hands me a cold bottle of water and a magazine. I thanked him, but apon 読書 the magazine it was full of lies. It was trying to convert me to Christianity, so before I drank the water, I threw the ice-cold water in his face, dropped the magazine, and 発言しました "If your so-called "God" exsisted, why didn't he stop me from doing that?" The boy simply replied "Because your denying his love". Right away, I replied "Oh please, If there was a God, I bet あなた he'd rather prefer a good honest Athiest than a preacher on Televison going around lying about his healing powers". He was angered "And how do あなた know who God would prefer?!" If it was even possible at the time, I was calmer than before and answered. "The very same way the bible was made". I smiled warmly as I saw him stomp away with anger.
