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Say fork,Spell fork,Spell fork 3 times,Say fork 6 times,Spell fork 5 times,say fork 19 times,What do あなた eat スープ with?REALLY I EAT WITH A SPOON!


NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMDNNNNNNNNNNNNNWNMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM FIND THE "W"
France
Honhonhon! Bonjour English man! Grow a real dick and don't fuck with Peter Pan! I'm Francis Bonnefoy and everyone loves me! あなた call me a wanker, cause mine is the biggest! Fuck off with your kid brother, cause USUK surely hits it!

Britain
SHUT UP! あなた DAMN FROG FACE! The fact that your on the same continent is a disgrace! All あなた are is a bloody wanker, my rhymes hit hard, like Captain Hook's anchor! Your just a bloody whore, I can't stand your face no more, your such a prick! Even Sealand has もっと見る dick! I have an army of Red Coats! あなた have shitty little boats! Waiting till the last minute?...
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posted by adaug
Mom:Okay kids!(4 kids)get in here!I got news!
Kennedy:What is it?
Mom:Me and your dad are going on a date
*grasshopper sound*
Mom:so あなた guy will need a babysitter!


*10 分 later the baby sitter came*
Mom:Hello!I'm Amy!
Babysitter:I'm Ashley!
Mom:DARELL!Get your butt in here!
*Mom and Dad leave*
Ashley:Hi kids!I'm your babysitter Ashley!
kids:HI!
Kid:I'm Amber!I'm four!
Ashley:Hi Amber!*ruffles hair*cute!
Amber:Never...touch...ME!!!
Ashley:OH kay!
Kid:I'm Zack!I'm 9
Ashley:Hello!


*59 分 later*
Amber:I wuv お茶, 紅茶 parties!!
Ashley*Walks in*Hey Amber what are あなた doing?
Amber:Having a お茶, 紅茶 party!
Ashley:Can I...
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NAME: Greg Bulmash

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President または Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a 年 plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING:...
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(there is no order)

1.Allen walker (d grey man)
2.Gaara (naruto/shippuden
3.Hatsuharu sohma (fruits basket)
4.Deidara (naruto shippuden)
5.Senri shiki (vampire knight)
6.Tsubasa otori (beyblade/metal masters)
7.Toushiro hitsugaya (bleach the movie)
8.Neji hyuga (naruto/shippuden)
9.Mystel (beyblade g revolution)
10.zelgardis breywords (the slayers)
11.hikaru (ouran highschool host club)
12.china (hetalia) (i think?)
13.hanabusa (vampire knight)
14.takama ichijo (vampire knight)
15.zaku (naruto) (deceased aka dead)
This アヒル, 鴨 walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk, "Do あなた have any grapes?" The clerk says no, and the アヒル, 鴨 leaves.

The 次 day, the アヒル, 鴨 returns and asks, "Do あなた have any grapes?" The clerk again says no, and the アヒル, 鴨 leaves.

The 日 after that, the アヒル, 鴨 walks in the store again and asks "Do あなた have any grapes?" The clerk screams at the duck, "You've come in here the past two days and asked if we had any grapes. I told あなた no every time that we don't have any grapes! I swear if あなた come back in here again, and ask for grapes, I'll nail your webbed feet to the floor!!"

The duck...
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1. Every 日 at school is the same
2. あなた never know if your braids look digusting または not
3. あなた are so used to never talking that if somebody says something to you, never know how to react
4. あなた would like to think that people notice または even think about あなた but あなた are really just the big ugly quiet black girl nobody knows または cares about
5. あなた worry people will write nasty コメント on your ファンポップ 記事 that is obvioustly meant to vent your feeling out
6. On the weekend all あなた do is watch tv and sleep and play with your cat
7. When あなた only really have like 3 フレンズ at school and 2 of them...
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The 表示する SpongeBob linked to attention problems and learning


The 表示する SpongeBob SquarePants is pointed によって a study which indicates that the viewing for only nine 分 of the 表示する may cause short-term attention problems and learning in children four years.

Such problems have been observed in a study of 60 randomly selected children to watch SpongeBob または Caillou, in which 画像 change もっと見る slowly, または to draw in nine minutes.

Immediately after this activity, children were tested for mental function. And those who watched SpongeBob scored lower than others.

Previous studies had already established...
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I'm putting two funny 記事 together in one, hope あなた enjoy it!

Some fun rules
1. I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
2. I 愛 deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
3. Am I getting smart with you? How would あなた know?
4. I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
5. Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.
6. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
7. Tell me what あなた need, and I'll tell you...
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previously on the Evil Teddy Bear: Tina Unlocked the door to their house and they all walked inside then Peter put the Teddy くま, クマ on the self after that they all got hungery so Tina went to the shops to get some 食 while Peter and Jenni were playing Uno they heard a crash in the キッチン and ran over there they got a big shock when they saw how messy the キッチン was when Tina got ホーム she saw what the キッチン was like and she got a big shock herself then while they all were thinking of a plan to see who did this to their ホーム the Teddy くま, クマ was hiding in the キッチン cupboard as it chuckled...
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15) They told me at the blood bank that this might happen.

14) This is just a 15 分 power nap like they raved about in the last
time-management course あなた sent me to.

13) Whew! Guess I left the 上, ページのトップへ off of the Liquid Paper.

12) I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.

11) This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people.

10) I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.

9) I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress.
Are あなた discriminating against people who practice yoga?

8) I was doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise...
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dear diary, today was the worst - first a car ran over my lunch so i had to rob somebody's lunch money, 秒 i got a F on my history paper, third mrs perrywinkle slaped me with her ベルト serosly this is the 21 centery your not aloud to slap teenagers with belts, and forth when i got ホーム my history paper fell out of my bag and my mother picked it up and started 読書 it so what did i do, i rushed upstairs into my room 1 秒 later i hear my mother scream off the 上, ページのトップへ of her lungs LILLY GET あなた BUT DOWN HERE...NOW!!!!!!!! god i said, so i go down. what is this she 発言しました uuummm my homework...
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posted by kinga10111
..... ランダム Facts .....

If あなた have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, あなた have $1.19. あなた also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the リンカーン Memorial.


President Kennedy was the fastest ランダム speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.


In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.


Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.


The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties...
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1.Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

2.Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.

3.There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.

4.The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.

5.A 鮫, サメ is the only 魚 that can blink with both eyes.

6.There are もっと見る chickens than people in the world.

7.Two-thirds of the world's ナス is grown in New Jersey.

8.The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched."

9.On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament building is an American flag.

10.All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on...
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INT. A SHOPPING MALL WE'VE USED BEFORE - DAY.

The mall. Teenage girls bury their heads in piles of clothes and giggle. A Sale Sign goes up and they scream. Mothers drag kids によって their heels. As the people pass by, they glance uncomfortably at something off-screen then hurry along. The children point, faces uncomprehending.

Pan over to find ZIM and ガー in a dark corner, near a waste receptacle, dressed as clowns. ZIM just stares out evilly at the passing people. ガー simply stares, holding balloons.

ZIM (to GIR)
Look at them, GIR. THEY think we are clowns. But we are not clowns.

GIR gasps in shock....
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Ashimoto ni kaze hikari ga matta nichijou ni dake tsumotta bun no kiseki ga
Miagereba kumo tooku e no kiro osanai hi no jibun yori mo hayaku
Yukidoke o matte ita kodomo no あなた ni hashiru
Hikaru shizuku tobihaneteru
Asu no deai sae kizukazu ni iru kisetsu-tachi no naka de kagayaite iru yo

Sekaijuu ni wa donna omoi mo kanau hi ga kuru
Zutto tabi o shite yuku bokura ni chiisana sei-tachi maioriru

Deatta basho mo midori o nashite yuruyaka ni mo nagareru toki ni yudanete
Haruka ni aogu machinami no roji osanai hi no jibun ga mada kakeru
Ano yuuhodou kara kikoete kuru kigi no koe ya hibi no zawameki...
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Okay, I don't really cry a lot but these 名言・格言 are all a little sad. They're in no particular order.

1. "A million words wouldnt bring あなた back, I know because I tried. Neither would a million tears, I know because I've cried."

2. "When you're in 愛 and あなた get hurt, it's like a cut, it will heal with time but the scars will never fade"

3. "What happens when he's your prince charming, but you're not his cinderella?"

4. "The worst feeling in the world is giving all the 愛 あなた have and knowing it will never be returned"

5. "You probably won't remember me. I'm probably ancient history. I'm one...
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1. Pretend to fall down and wait till someone says "Are あなた OK?" Then say "I'M A MONSTER!!" And see what happens
2. Walk up to a complete stranger and say "Hey, I liked your video on youtube!"
3. If it's ハロウィン go to the costume section and grab a ハロウィン bag and go up to a ランダム person and say "Trick または treat!"
3. Go to a crowded aisle and if あなた know it sing the song "Party like a rock star"
4. Follow a customer and put in items in hisher カート and say "Ready for checkout!"
5. When あなた see a old guy then point and say "Its Shakira!!"
6. Go up to an old man and say "MOMMY!! I HAVEN'T...
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posted by KateKicksAss
Credit: I found these online, and they made me smile. As あなた can see, I clearly didn’t make them up. Thought of course, If I had, I wouldn’t be claiming they were someone elses…Never mind..

Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.
-A. Whitney Brown

When they asked George Washington for his ID, he just took out a quarter.
- Stephen Wright.

Did あなた ever walk in a room and forget why あなた walked in? I think that’s how イヌ spend their lives.
–Sue Murphy

I don’t kill flies but I like to mess with their minds. I hold them above globes. They freak...
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posted by TVD_rocks
10. Sing “Bad Touch” によって the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.

9.Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self esteem issues

8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.

7.End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”

6. Whenever he complains または argues, reply with “What are あなた gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”

5.Ask him to be a gangsta with あなた for Halloween

4. 表示する him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he thinks that he looks like a pedophile または if it's just you.

3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.

2. Whenever he leaves a room または says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.

1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” によって Madonna.