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posted by Bond_Of_Fury
No, I'm not trying to ridicule または make fun of my friend with that タイトル I put up there. It's meant in a sarcastic way, coming from me. He just so good at attitudinizing. Whiny. Hoity-toity. Such a drama queen. He's had a sh!t childhood, but didn't we all? His parents never liked each other, and badmouthed each other in his and his sisters' presence. His father is a war veteran who instead of a child, he has always treated him like a soldier. Even now he's nineteen years old, he has to be ホーム 22:30 PM when he goes out.

That's not cool. Seriously, I feel bad for him, and I understand him. We both have the same condition. But it's not like nobody else has had a sh!t childhood either, right? Every time he and I talked together, the conversation somehow turned into him complaining about how ugly his life was. And nobody has ever had ever had a worse childhood than he's had. Just yesterday, we were on private chat together on Xbox LIVE.


“So I heard Tony has started smoking.” he 発言しました through the headset.
“For real??” I said. “That's not very smart of him.”
“Honestly, he's just another one of those opportunists. Just because the rest smokes too. He says he started because of his stress and depression.”

I tried to tell him that it should be Tony's decision whether he would start smoking または not. But he interrupted me, saying:

“If anyone of us would have a reason to smoke out of depression here, it's me.”

And there we go again. I got so sick of it, I told to go ahead and do it. Luckily, he got that it was meant sarcastically (I can be a real sarcastic person, btw).


Really he can be a very nice guy, he's even one of my best friends, but he just doesn't realize how big of a crybaby he is.
Girl: I really like you. And I... I think I'm falling in 愛 with you. Boy: Ok... Girl: What do あなた mean "ok"? Boy: I don't like あなた like that... Girl: Why not? Boy: I can't tell you... maybe another time... From then on, the girl kept asking the boy "Why not?" whenever she saw him, and he kept answering the same answer of "I'll tell あなた later. Finally the girl got fed up. Girl: I'm tired of this! Tell me why あなた don't like me! Boy: Do あなた really wanna know why? Girl: Yes! Boy: It's because you're uglier than freaking crap! What's the point of going out with someone when they're not pretty?!...
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Just copy it, 削除 my responses and add your own. Post the results in the コメント if あなた like. Yeah I know this should be an answer but it wouldn't fit there. Yes, I'm also aware that mine sounds kind of lame.


Write Down Ten ランダム Characters.
1.Damon Washington
2. Louis Fitch
3. John Stone
4. Captain
5. Maureen Mason
6. Shaggy Rodgers
7. Ariana Sanchez
8. Jesse Longford
9. Vikram Mahajan
10. Velma Dinkley
Four invites Three and Eight to ディナー at their own house. What happens?
Stone and Longford: Fitch?
Captain: Who?
Longford: So you’re not Fitch?
Captain: No.
You need to stay at a friend's house for...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Eight 時 lunch; two dollar tip.
Ask, "Excuse me, are あなた a really bad singer, または a really bad actor?"
After he describes each special, あなた shout, "Stinks!"
Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, "Minimum wage."
Insist that, before ordering, あなた be allowed to touch the ロンドン broil.
Tie tablecloth around neck and say, "You wouldn't charge スーパーマン for dinner, would you?"
Every time あなた eat または drink, cough really hard.
Eat the check.


Hey! This 記事 was too short so I have to write this sentence.
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RULES AND TIPS OF THE ランダム SPOT
by Me_Iz_Here

•    You must speak fluent English, Sarcasm, Sexual Innuendo, Rudeness, and Meme
•    You must know quite a few "popular" fandoms. あなた don't have to be in them, but know they're gonna be around. A lot of them are just fads, however.
•    You must know who the Rave Buddies are.
•    If あなた troll, あなた die. If you’re not a troll but troll once, it should be fine. But あなた WILL get yelled at for trolling.
•    You must know the difference between...
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posted by wolfgirl985
1. Grab your spoon and put 食 on it and start flinging it at people
2. When your parents arent looking splash water または soda on some stranger (optional)
3.Go to every 表, テーブル and start to loosen the salt and pepper shakers
4.When あなた take a drink of your water または soda spit it out at some stranger
5.Complain loudly how terrible the service is and if the waiter doesnt do anything give them 25 cents as a tip
6.When あなた got your デザート (pie,ice cream,etc...) quietly throw some at strangers AND/OR waiter
7.If someone gives あなた a dirty look nicely and daintly blow your nose in your napkin and throw it at them
Sorry i dont know what else 2 put but i hope u enjoyed this article!