1. Dial a ランダム number and confuse the person who 回答 によって saying things like;
"Why did あなた call me?", "How's Billy Bob?", "Thank's for last night! (make kissy noises in phone", "I'm sorry to hear about your loss (hang up immediately)", "What happened to your mother is horrible! I'm so sorry she had to leave us on that note!", etc.

2. Look up ランダム statements in foreign languages and recite the statements to those who speak the language.

3. Post a ランダム 記事 like this.

4. At walmart または somewhere similar, go up to an obese woman, または a man for extra affect, and wish them good luck with...

Reasons why being a guy is so much easier than being a girl.
1.First off あなた aren't sick once a month.
2.You can't get pregnant so あなた aren't the one stressed on birth control , あなた do it and that's it.
3.You don't have to spend hours picking an outfit.
4.You don't have to spend hours putting your make up on.
5.You don't have to spend hours making your hair to stay decent.
6.You get ready to go out in just 30 分 tops.
7.You pee standing.
8.Your parents don't tell あなた at what 時 to be ホーム when あなた in high-school.
9.You can sleep every night somewhere else than ホーム as a teenager cause your parents...

Hi! :)
Here are the 上, ページのトップへ ten to impress the guy あなた like, just out of my personal oppinion, only try what あなた want to try, my sources are personal expirence as a woman:
10. Respect the men, example: no its not just a game, its football/soccer and its もっと見る important than breathing to most guys. ;)
9. ....but don't be too suck up-like.
one of my フレンズ heard her crush loved chickens according to the guy, so she was thrilled when she got invited to his "Amazing" party, I was really happy for her and asked her wheather she'll like to borrow a fiver to buy acessorie for the party, but she 発言しました thanks...

When you're happy and あなた know it bomb Iraq
If あなた cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.

If あなた never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If あなた think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
(And he tried to kill your dad),
Bomb Iraq.

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone's dismissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb...