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posted by Princess_seki
    You may fall from the sky, あなた may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in 愛 with me.

Do あなた believe in 愛 at first sight, または should I walk によって again?    

Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it.    

It's a good thing that I have my としょうかん, ライブラリ card. Why? Because I am totally checking あなた out!!    

If a fat man puts あなた in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted あなた for Christmas.    

If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.    

I have a boyfriend. [Guy] I have a pet goldfish. [Girl] What? [Guy] I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter.    

People call me John, but あなた can call me Tonight!    

Did あなた have lucky charms for breakfast? Because あなた look magically delicious!    

See my friend over there? He wants to know if あなた think I'm cute.    

Do I know you? Cause あなた look a lot like my 次 girlfriend.    

Are あなた a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.    

You’re so beautiful あなた made me forget my pick up line.    

Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?    

A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 fake, 1 real and he says to her " I will stop loving あなた when all the バラ die"    

Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?    

Say "I bet I can キッス あなた on the lips without touching you." and キッス her, then tell her あなた ロスト the bet.    

Are those 宇宙 pants? Because your 尻, お尻 is out of this world!    

Would あなた sleep with a stranger? [No] Then Hi, my name is...    

It’s a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you’d be too hot to handle.    

My 愛 for あなた is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!    

Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and baby I'm ロスト at sea!    
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Can あなた take me to the bakery? Because, I want a Cutiepie like you!    

If あなた were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous.    

Do あなた wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs 発言しました no too!    

Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns.    

There are 20 天使 in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.    

If I followed あなた home, would あなた keep me?    

How much does a polar beat weight? Enough to break the ice!    

I want to tell あなた your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.    

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.    

Do あなた know karate? Cause your body's kickin!    

I think it is time I tell あなた what people are saying behind your back. Nice Ass!    

I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated によって you.    

あなた are so sweet あなた could put Hershey’s out of business.    

Did あなた fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!    

If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together.    

I cant think of anyone else I'd rather survive a Zombie Apocalypse with.    

If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.    

I've noticed あなた noticing me and I'm just giving あなた notice that I've noticed you!    

If あなた were a booger I would pick あなた first.    

[man] Excuse me, would あなた like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn't hear me.... I 発言しました u look really fat in those pants!    

Can あなた キッス me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?    

What do あなた and the weather have in common? You're both Hot!    

I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.    

Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!    

I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.    

あなた must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.    

If あなた were a new hamburger at McDonald's, あなた would be a McGorgeous.    

Did the sun come up または did あなた just smile at me?    

Are あなた form Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see!!!    

I would die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you!    

Here's $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.    

Let's have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call あなた または nudge you?    

あなた owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.    

Could あなた please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice!    

Bond....James Bond    

Do あなた have any raisins? No? How about a date?    

I'm going outside to make out... care to 登録する me?    
Can I buy あなた a drink, または do あなた just want the money?    

i, I’m Mr. Right--I heard あなた were looking for me.    

I must be in heaven because I'm looking at an angel!    

Did it hurt when あなた fell? [Girl: Huh?] When あなた fell from heaven?    

Polar くま, クマ (HUh) I just wanted to break the ice.    

Are あなた a Hurricane [name]? Cause you're blowing me away.    

(steps on some ice) Now that the ice is broken, what's your name?    

I must be lost… because I see paradise.    

If あなた were a laser あなた would be set on stunning.    

あなた don't sweat much for a fat chick.    

We're like Little Ceasar's, we're Hot and Ready.
    
You're ugly, but あなた intrigue me...    

Girl you're like a car accident, cause I just can't look away.    

Are あなた a clock? Cause you're ticking me off.    

(To someone working somewhere where a counter seperates you) You're like a drug to me. Good thing you're over the counter.    

Is your name mickey? because your so FINE!    

I'm going to need a tall glass of cold water, cuz baby your making me HOT!    

(She asks あなた the time) Its two flirty and the date's with あなた and me.    

Excuse me, did あなた just fart?    

Girl あなた so fine I wish I could plant あなた and grow a whole feild of y'all!    

Did something bad happen to あなた または are あなた just naturally ugly.
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