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The End Of Everything, The End Of Apolla
Song-Fic. Song: Lights によって Ellie Goulding, The BassNectar Remix


Late in the evening, around 9:30 p.m., 12 年 old Apolla Falconer awoke with a start. Everything around her was pitch black, all except from the オレンジ 通り, ストリート lights, who's beams came faintly through the blinded windows. Apolla quickly raised her head from the cold, sticky surface it was on. With her incredible night- vision, she found out that the surface was a 机, デスク from her school. Apolla looked around even もっと見る and saw that she was in her own classroom, in fact. "Why the 'ell am I in my classroom this late at nigh-" she started to say, but quickly shuteded up when she heard the rustle of footsteps near the corner of the classroom.

As dim as Apolla was, though, she had enough common sense and was smart enough to keep still and quiet at the sound. The noise that she had heard continued, and it was followed によって the disgusting stench of rotten flesh and putrid odor of chunky liquid falling and hitting the smooth surface of the classroom's floor. The sound seemed to be getting closer and closer to Apolla. Her ハート, 心 was racing with fear because she had just came across an idea that confirmed her most terrifying nightmare and phobia, and it was just one word. Zombies. And before she could think about it anymore, she felt the warm, disgusting breath of the creature behind her on her bare neck of her black tank-top. I'm going to lose everything I've ever known, she thought in fear. Her ハート, 心 seemed to shudder at the thought. If she did, she would lose her mother, sister, brother... Aaron.

I had a way then losing it all in my own
I had a ハート, 心 then but the クイーン has been overthrown


As Apolla slowly turned around, her ハート, 心 seemed to stop as she came face-to-face with her math teacher; Mr.Stevens. His face was contorted and deformed, with blood covering all over his pale features. He hardly had any flesh on his face that wasn't rotting または blood covered. Flesh was falling off, but the zombie hardly seemed to care. Apolla almost screamed in terror at this gruesome sight of her once awesome, happy, healthy teacher, who was now a flesh-eating bastard. Stealthy and quietly, Apolla slipped her hand into her 机, デスク without the zombie noticing until her fingers came across her pencil. She felt the tip and her finger got pricked and she felt it start bleeding. Good, it's still sharp, she thought with relief. With lighting speed, Apolla stabbed the zombie in the eye with such force that it almost exited through the back of its head. Ewww! Zombie blood,she thought as the dark red substance flowed onto her hand.

She quickly and quietly darted through the classroom and through the open door and was halfway to the school dark parking lot before the zombie had even had a chance to grab her または cry out in what it possibly seemed like, pain. Apolla stopped when she was in the middle of the parking lot only to catch her breath.

All of a sudden, a rough hand clamped itself around her mouth and she screamed in shock and fear, but fortunately, the hand had muffled her scream, または else all the zombies around Pinewood School would have heard her. Soon, a familiar voice spoke up that Apolla quickly recognized and quickly stopped shrieking. "Come now, Apolla! あなた shouldn't start screaming for nothing at a time like this!" the voice whispered, but was quickly silenced によって the shaking of its captive's sobbing. Aaron Julfayan quickly turned around his girlfriend, only to find her silently crying her strange silverly tears. But before he could ask her what was wrong, Apolla was pulled into the darkness,her scream starting up again, but was quickly silenced. She was in the dark, but Aaron couldn't see her. And it scared him senseless.

And I'm not sleeping now the dark is too hard to beat
And I'm not keeping now the strength I need to push me


"Apolla!" Aaron said, half almost yelling. She didn't answer. "Apolla!" he said, not caring if the zombies heard him as he yelled. He listened intently, and finally heard her frantic and hysterical sound she made when her mouth was covered. Aaron clenched his hand, then reopened it and a small ball of bright purple 火災, 火 appeared in it. Carefully, he walked into the darkness, and almost immediately saw a huge zombie holding Apolla around her waist, his filthy, blood mouth only inches away from her pale, slender neck. The zombie looked up from her and he had a nasty cut on his face and half of his cheek was missing. He growled, as though angry that this demigod had interrupted him from his almost delicious meal of raw girl... fresh.

"Hey ugly, leave her alone!" Aaron 発言しました and the zombie dropped Apolla on the ground, where she started, ever so slowly, crawling towards the steps on the side of the parking lot. "So, あなた stopped me from eating her. What are あなた going to do now, hot shot?" the zombie 発言しました in a amused, gravely voice. Aaron's eyes widened in shock, but his face quickly turned back to anger. "I'm going to light あなた up like a firework on 4th of July, あなた big, faggot gaylord!" he snarled and swiftly launched the purple 火災, 火 ball at the zombie, which was bigger since it had absorbed some of Aaron's anger and became larger and もっと見る deadlier.

You 表示する the lights that stop me turn to stone
あなた shine It when I'm alone
And so I tell myself that I'll be strong
And dreaming when they're gone


The zombies one eye widened in shock before, just like Aaron had predicted, lighted up like a firework. It hit his mouth and vaporized it, not allowing him to yell. Aaron threw three more, one hit the zombies head, the 秒 hit where his ハート, 心 should be, and the third right through his stomach. The zombie fell to the ground,dead. The holes the 魔法にかけられて 火災, 火 went through was smoking. Lighting up another one so he could see, Aaron quickly rushed over to Apolla, who was sobbing silently again."Its okay, Apolla. He's dead. あなた don't have to worry." he 発言しました soothingly to the terrified girl. Apolla looked up at him with her piercing green eyes in hope, but was quickly drained of and was 次 filled with fear.

"Down!" she said, and as he ducked hurriedly, Apolla launched a smoking ball of black and red boiling water from her hand, which went cleanly through the zombie's head as it was about to pounce on Aaron, who hadn't noticed yet in his efforts to comfort her. He looked behind him, and without saying thank-you, grabbed Apolla's hand, hauled her up, and soon the duo were streaking down the street. Apolla started crying again as she ran, her tears whipping behind her. Soon, what seemed to be a 検索 light shined on them, and they stopped dead in their tracks,as though they had been suddenly petrified, and they were によって fear. But thankfully, it was only Aaron's mother, who was calling out franticly and hysterically for them, both of them.

'Cause they're calling, calling, calling me home
Calling, calling, calling home
あなた 表示する the lights that stop me turn to stone
あなた shine It when I'm alone
Home------


Aaron sighed in relief, while Apolla almost collapsed onto the ground. "Mom! We're over here!" Aaron yelled and picked up Apolla, who had just collapsed. Mrs.Julfayan came running over, and she turned paler if possible, at the sight of them. Aaron was covered in drying zombie blood, as for Apolla, she was in drying blood, bits of zombie flesh was under her nails, and there was a large bruise over her neck where the zombie had grabbed her when he pulled her into the darkness. "Oh my god! Look at you! Come! We must hurry! The 宇宙 shuttle is all ready and everyone is in there." Suddenly, Apolla sat up straight and jumped to her feet.

"What about my family!? Are they dead? If they aren't, I just can't leave them here! Please tell me we can take them, too! Please! あなた can't just leave them here! Please, if あなた let me hurry, I an run over there and get the-" Apolla started saying, despair and hysteria was in her voice, before Aaron silenced her again. "Your family is in there already. They are safe. Don't worry. Lets go." Apolla looked relieved and nodded. Aaron walked near his mom and they both entered the spaceship. Just after they had started to rise, Aaron noticed that Apolla didn't seem to be in there with him.

"Apolla?" he called out, but didn't get any reply. Aaron looked through the whole spaceship, and didn't find her. Finally, he looked out the window, and saw her still on land. Millions of zombies surrounded her. Silently, she started rising into the air and the zombies looked up at her with hunger in their eyes. Apolla was crying again as she thought over her plan. Since she was a demigod, she had a special healing power that she had inherited from her father, Poseidon. If she gathered all of her energy, and with enough power, released it all over the world, she could
cure all the zombies, and turn them back into humans. Well, most of them, at least. But the problem was, she would be sacrificing herself, and nothing but ashes would be left of her. Apolla nodded her head in confirmation and with sad eyes, looked up at the spaceship, where she saw Aaron's petrified face.

"I 愛 you." she whispered. He screamed loudly enough that she could hear him."No! Apolla!!! Don't do this! Apolla!" But she just shook her head and turned away. She closed her eyes, and concentrated. She pulled all her powers together, along with her energy, and was starting to spread it all around her body.
She was now glowing a sea green color, and she gulper nervously at the sound of hungry zombies below her. Just before she released the power, she looked at Aaron, for what would be last time in her short 12 years of life. She only 発言しました four words that will always and forever be ingrained in Aaron's memory until he dies.
"Be good for me." And with that, she let it all go. "APOLLAAA!!" Aaron screamed.

Her body exploded with the power she was holding in. A green and blue aura wrapped itself around the planet, engulfing it with its powers. And, soon as the aura faded, all zombies were now humans, who were dazed and confused, didn't remember anything from before. But nothing was left of poor     Apolla Falconer. She had sacrificed her entire being to save the earth and all its people. The Gods, especially her father, Poseidon, felt the grief of her loss as much as Aaron, if not less.

Aaron pounded on the Plexiglas window in agony and grief."Apolla...Apolla..." he kept saying over and over again, as they launched out into 宇宙 to their space-house in 宇宙 only kept for emergencies. "Don't cry, love. I might be gone, but I will always be in your heart." Aaron heard Apolla say in his head."And remember the four words I had told あなた before I died: Be good for me." And with that, Apolla's voice had left, returning to her body in heaven, where she will wait in until her 愛 comes, who she will be calling out for when he does, telling him to come home.

You 表示する the lights that stop me turn to stone
あなた shine It when I'm alone
And so I tell myself that I'll be strong
And dreaming when they're gone

'Cause they're calling, calling, calling me home
Calling, calling, calling home
あなた 表示する the lights that stop me turn to stone
あなた shine It when I'm alone

Home----------

The End
posted by ThatDarnHippo
When I went to see Toy Story 3 and Despicable Me, the previews were the same. And all the 映画 that the previews were advertising looked terrible. Well, Tangled looks OK, and Megamind seems worth it, but Smurf and Kitty Galore look like an insult to my intelligence. Maybe I'm just taking these too seriously, but still. Previews are supposed to make their 映画 look GOOD.

The trailer that really got to me was Alpha and Omega. If あなた haven't seen it, look it up on Youtube. I know あなた shouldn't judge a movie によって it's, uh, trailer, but this seems like it's going to be freakin' horrible.
Wayyy...
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posted by jessicamc26
Two guys were picked up によって the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge.

The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give あなた a 秒 chance rather than jail time. I want あなた to go out this weekend and try to 表示する others the evils of drug use and pursuade them to give up drugs forever. I'll see あなた back in court Monday."


Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge 発言しました to the first one,

"How did あなた do over the weekend?"

"Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever."

"17 people? That's wonderful. What did あなた tell them?"

"I...
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posted by MileySelena982
Never mind the haters. All they do is break あなた down. Build yourself up and ignore them. Don't they look so small from up here?

When they make a nasty comment, pretend they aren't there. They'll never get to あなた that way. When they kick and scream at other peoples hating コメント about them, don't they look silly?

When they ask why あなた like what あなた do, ask them why they like what they like. "How's it feel, huh?"

Hater will say many things, some the probably don't mean. But, if someone does hate, ask them, "Why? Why do あなた do it? Do あなた have nothing else to do with your life?" Just ignore them, they hate that. All the want is attention. And whatever あなた do, don't give it to them.

-JC
Pieyaiyai pieyaiyai pieyaiyai eat them till u cry. [wait 4 about 16 seconds, then do verse 1] The empty pie tins, were 1st known as frisbees, spinning, spinning, they look so dizzy. The tins looks shiny, it reflects the sun, yes bakerys r our number 1! [chorus] Pie ay ay, im a birdie who likes pies, throw little pecks straight down into peoples eyes. Pie ay ay ay, im a birdie who likes pies, keep throwing them at the cogs until they die. [wait about 16 もっと見る seconds, then start the 2nd verse] Now they have bakeries, so many snacks 2 taste. No, we shouldnt let them go 2 waste. From brownies to cakes, and クッキー and pie, colorful, fruitful, yummy snacks oh my! [repeat chorus twice] Pieyaiyai pieyaiyai pieyaiyai eat them till u die. [wait 4 about 30 seconds, then repeat verse 1, after that u repeat the chorus 2 mor times, then wait 4 about 16 mor seconds] Pie ay ay ay, im a birdie who likes pies, eat all the treats, till ur so full u could cry. The end, hope u liked it(and san it rite).
Mr.Mosby: I'm so glad zach is gone for my whole life!
Zach: Hi Mr.Mosby!
Mr.Mosby: *screams* what are あなた fdoing here!
Cody: he's getting held back!
Mr.Moasby: and you?
Cody: I'm just droping him off.
Mr.Mosby: Oh great!
Brianna: Rich girls coming through!
Mr.Mosby: Oh あなた must be the hetrick sisters!
Rochelle: yeah! now go find our maid!
Mr.Mosby: あなた don't have a maid.
Brianna: Then go get us one!
Mr.Mosby: あなた can't have a maid!
Rochelle: why not?
Zach: *wripers in Mr.Mosby's ear* Say that there too prety to have one.
Mr.Mosby: Your too prety to have one.
Brianna: oH well, that's great! Let's go Rochelle!...
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posted by shutyourface
The blode curdurling sound of a monkey killing a innersent バナナ even the thought makes me scream.
i am the leader of a very special groupe H.B.S
that stands for help bananas society
every minite a バナナ is being tortured but
there is someone helping that someone is me
bobby flobby hobbie jo thats my name but あなた can call me bobby jo


i shall return with a もっと見る stories of the help bananas society


dum de de de dum dum dum de dum


BANANAS!
(thats the tune of are クラブ song)

バナナ バナナ 羊 are there フレンズ
BANANAS
posted by jblovesme4ever
one 日 that ugly little rabbit waz walkin down the buunyy trail when suddenly a wich came out of now where she had the blackest skin peter asked wats ur name she replied with nastynes in her voice mrs white but of course that stupid bunny 発言しました hello there mrs white this made the wich angery so she took peter back to her cottege peter thought phh well were are just goin on our first 日付 ohh how wrong waz he then wich finaally got him ホーム AND TREW HIM IN THE CLOSET AND SILLY BUNNY DECIDED TO GO ホーム AND SO WHEN HE LEFT THE CLOSEST A SWARM OF BEES CHASED HIM INTO THE WICHES ROOM AND HE WOKE HER UP ANS SHE 発言しました WHAT WICH MADE BUNNY CRI SO THIS MADE THE WICH HUNGERY SO SHE 発言しました COM HERE PLZ AND WHEN SHE DID WELL LETS JUST SAY BYEBYE BYEBYE BYE BYE PETER COTTEN TAIL HELLO BUNNYZSOUP

THIS STORY IS TO STOP THE ABUSES OF BUNNYZ EVERYWHERE SO PLZ DONATE TO PLACES







YES I NO STUIPED I GOT BOREED
posted by dinglebell14
I was like totally like walking like down the like, cotton キャンディー road like 45 like 秒 前 and I like saw a hot like dog and totally yelled, "Like あなた like skinny little like pot head like monkey." And then I like totally like kicked a puppy. Then I like went ホーム and like told my brother I like think he like is a like talking wierner with like talking wierner powers that like let him like mow the lawn.
That was like a like better like 日 in the like life of a like polar bear.
~dinglebell14
P.S. ~ Don't あなた wanna mix cotton キャンディー and popscicles!
As I weaved through the crowded hallway, I focussed on the rhythm of my footsteps. I was lost. It was as if I was a new student または something. Now that Annabella was gone, the hallway made me dizzy with fear. I stood in this hallway and whined, begging for her not to leave. This is where I shared the last hug I will ever share with Annabella. When you're with your best friend, nothing matters. When あなた know you'll never see her again, not even a faint light of happiness appears at the end of the freight tunnel.
I had a hard life. We all do. I lived in a small mountain town in North Carolina...
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posted by Puppetmaster111
こんにちは guys! My フレンズ Sydney is on ファンポップ now! She is on Lady gaga site and Skillet site! I am so far her only fan, so if あなた guys want to be a ファン of bubblegirl2 then go to the two クラブ ubove there! Plez check out her profile! She is realy nice and cool and she is a christian, and realy cute! No I'm not a lesbian, but she told me to say that! She will be happy to 登録する あなた guys with your fans! So... pppplllllleeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzeee!!!!!!
posted by Diblover111
 This picture is also done によって ak-47
This picture is also done by ak-47
Please note: Everything before the dotted line thing is not done によって me, it is done によって
ak-47. Just a couple differences in our writing: 1 They did theirs in 3rd person, I’m doing mine in 1st, point of view Dib. 2, They mention Dib is in pajamas, in mine Dib is in his normal clothes. Oh, and this story will continue. This is just the first part. Ok, here it is…

Dib stumbled out from the door, coughing and wheezing. He took a few steps フォワード, 前進, 楽しみにして before turning his eyes, red rimmed with smoke and exhaustion towards his burning house.
"Dad! Gaz!"
With a burst of adrenaline, he sped back towards...
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posted by I_love_Mikey
I'm here to tell あなた that I 愛 you.
I'm here to hold your hand.
You're here to tell me that あなた hate me.
You take my hand and throw it back.

I'm here to tell あなた that I'm yours forever.
You're here to say, no, and never.
I'm here to explain that you're the best.
You're here to tell me あなた could care less.

I'm here to hug あなた when you're sad.
You're here to tell me my hugs are bad.
I'm here to tell あなた how smart あなた are.
You're here to say smart I'm far from.

I'm here to tell あなた that I 愛 you.
I'm here to hold your hand.
You're here to tell me that あなた hate me.
You take my hand and throw it back.

I'm here...
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posted by I_love_Mikey
Before あなた read this, note that this is not in anyway encouraging the abuse of illegal, または even legal substances. This is simply stating that it will take あなた down a dark road - one that once あなた start, あなた can't go back. You'll be falling through quicksand, without arms, and no one's going to pull あなた out.

I am lost.
An impossible path I'd sought.
But only treachery it brought.
And pre-decided fights I had fought -
All of which I, unfortunately, lost.

Loved, I am, and also feared.
Silence blares, it rings out clear.
Yet, we stay together, huddled near.
The silence is still all I can hear.

Lies persist...
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posted by candyangel
1. Chickens say jerk jerk.

2. Cows say moop moop meep.

3. Bunnies say chirp chirp.

4. Lobsters say clurp clurp clurp.

5. Chickens say burgack burgack.

6. ドラゴン say shlurp shlurp.

7. Snakes say slither tither slither tither.

8. Elephants say near near fear near.

9. Moose say poooo poooo low.

10. Bears say guro guro guro.

11. Alligators say pow pow bow pow.

12. 魚 say blub blub blub.

13. ユニコーン say ashshnifafurfur.

14. Monkeys say quack quack quack brack.

15. Frogs say rebite rebite.
posted by itachifan1
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I'm a little pawn still in your game
And あなた ignore my advances
I turn my head and I look away
But I can't control my eyes are on you

Oh, you're on the run and I'm chasing you
Feels like war with all your glances
I'm just a boy without a clue
And I can't control following you

But it's alright, alright with me
it's alright, alright with me
it's alright, alright with me
it's alright, alright with me

I know あなた better than あなた know
You can fight but it's not over
I say to stop but あなた start to go
I guess that means it's L-O-V-E

I say to look but あなた turn away
I say we put our best foot forward
Will あなた believe,...
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mysterious 愛

- chapter 13-





"Ok あなた can open them now."
When I opened my eyes my mouth droped.
"Go carts! How did...when did...THATS AWESOME!"
He laughed "I thought あなた would like them."
"Well あなた were right! " Then I realized I was 芝居 like a 6 年 old in front of the hottest guy I had ever seen.
"I mean umm... there...great?"
"Dont worry your not 芝居 like a six 年 old." Mathew smiled at me.

How did he no that?


Then of course me being me.i
I 発言しました the stupied possible thing any body could EVER say.

"You look so cute when あなた smile like that." I could just imagin the big hearts in my eyes....
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Angelas POV

-Jenna, Jenna, wake up!!-I said
-Huh..I'm awake, mum. I'm awake. School time?!-She answered
-No, silly, it's Angela.
-Angela? What da.?
-Listen, and listen carefully. I'm a werewolf. I'll 表示する you.
-Hahaha.-She started laughing!
-Shut up, and listen, Jenna! PLEASE! And I have a talent..My dreams are actually reality. Whatever I do in my dreams actually happens. If I dream in Paris, I will really be in Paris! I can take pictures and do everything like when I'm awake.
-Angela, why are あなた kidding with me?
-I'm not-I yelled -Please believe me, please!
-Show me!
-Okay. Jump on my back!

After...
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posted by lexie2635
This is my first fanfiction.I hope あなた like it. Please コメント down below about what あなた like, what あなた don’t like, and what あなた want to see next.Short chapter.

Introduction:
A penpal relationship is often used to practice 読書 and 書く in a foreign language, to improve literacy, to learn もっと見る about other countries and life-styles, and to make friendships. As with any friendships in life, some people remain penpals for only a short time, while others continue to exchange letters and presents life-long. Some penpals eventually arrange to meet face to face. Some pen pals even get married....
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
A husband went to the doctor and tells the doctor
"I think my wife is going deaf"
-Doc-"Just to find out do this test on her
stand 50 feet away from her and ask her something if she doesn't respond 移動する 10 feet closer and try the same thing as so forth"
So the husbad got ホーム and found the wife preparing ディナー and asks her
"Honey, Whats for dinner" No reply
he moves 10 feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" No reply
so he moved 10 もっと見る feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" she 返信 back and says
"For the third freaking time its chicken"