ランダム Article: One place I never want to go!Chapter 1

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posted by adaug

It was Friday,exactly when Molly got ホーム she went to bed."UGH!So tired!Stupid school."She 発言しました laying down."Molly!I need あなた to fill up the fridge with water bottles!"Mom yelled."MOM!I JUST LAID DOWN!"She shouted."I don't care!Now come on!"Mom demanded,even louder."FINE!!!"Molly's voice cut through the air.Molly stomped in there."Here!Get to work!"Mom said,handing Molly a bottle of water."Fine!"Molly 発言しました watching her mom walk off."Make your bed...Fill up the fridge...Clean the walls."Molly mumbled.Then."Man.Now I want water."Molly picked a bottle and opened the top.But a little spilled,Molly didn't notice."Okay,Now I can nap."Then just as she stepped,She slipped,Elbows hit the ground,Feet smashed against the floor."OOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!"Molly's voice,like a lion in heaven.Then her little brother came in.Molly rose up,and didn't know her brother,Matthew,was there."Would ya be quite!??"He scared Molly,and she bumped her head on the Glass Table."Ow!"She slapped Matthew in the knees.Then he slipped on the water ,too,Causing him to fall on Molly's head,the bad thing was,he was holding a big box of hard,plastic toys.Then...It was all black....

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Pace2Paicegurl And I thought I had bad luck. Poor Molly.

On The Block Episode 25

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: Tom, あなた already 発言しました that in the start of the last episode. Come up with something new for once.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Like what?
Master Sword: I don't know. Anything!
Tom: Hmmm...

Three 分 later, this song was playing: link

Master Sword: *Hanging off the edge of a cliff above four sharks that want to eat him* THIS...

On The Block Episode 24

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: I think they know it's On The Block.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: How?
Master Sword: The タイトル of this 記事 clearly says On The Block!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Oh yes, it does. Today's crossover parody, Unfrozen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: We're combining two bad 映画 for this. Frozen, and Unfriended.
Tom:...

On The Block Episode 17

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: And no, we didn't forget to do this, like we did in the last episode.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: For May 2015, the Brony Of The 月 award goes to NocturnalMirage.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Tom: If あなた were to compare this guy to a car company, he would be Ford.
Master Sword: Both are very popular.
Tom: And now, for...

On The Block Episode 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house dressed as Santa Claus*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Hey, あなた finally laughed in the beginning for once. Thanks for taking my advice.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Please explain to us why we're dressed as Santa Claus.
Tom: We are dressed like him, because it was on Aina's クリスマス List. We can't dissapoint her.
Master Sword: Oh, I forgot. However, we got もっと見る important news.
Tom: Yes. In the 前 episode, we...

バービー and the Three Musketeers 壁紙

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Ricky Spanish

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The outsiders Imagine: Johnny 🧡

posted by Imabaker78

あなた are sitting on the ソファー, ソファ waiting for your best friend to come and watch the outsiders with あなた for a college project. "Hey" (Y/N) Johnny says closing the door behind him. "Hey" Johnny あなた say back. Are あなた ready to watch the movie あなた ask? He is silent and he just stares at you. "Are あなた ok?" あなた ask Johnny
He takes the remote out of your hands and says (Y/N) あなた are funny, Caring, smart, Amazing, Loving, and most importantly あなた are Gold. あなた hold his chest as あなた are pushing him was y and say " あなた watched the outsiders without me"? "Look (Y/N) "what I am trying to say is I 愛 you."...

CHRIS STUCKMANN 名言・格言

posted by Canada24

#1:
Chris/Ghostface: So anyways, I was saying, what's your favorito! scary movie?
Sam (Chris' fiancée): Well, the scariest is certainly Dragonball Evolution.
Chris/Ghostface: あなた EVER MENTION THAT FILM AGAIN, I'LL CUT YOUR THROAT, あなた LITTLE BITCH!
[...]
(Sam hangs up, believing this all to be a dumb joke)
Chris/Ghostface: That girl made me think of Dragonball Evolution. SHE'S GOING TO DIE!!!

#2:
"So we're watching the movie and things are happening and WHAT THE FUCK IS MICHAEL CAINE DOING IN THIS MOVIE?!"

#3:
"Oh thanks for the stupid ball, Grandpa. Thanks a lot. I appreciate it. Hey, can あなた tell...

seapony Fluttershy

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Albanian Train Operator

posted by Zeku

Have あなた ever heard the story of the Albanian train operator? No?! Well then sit down and get comfy, we're going to be a while here. This is the greatest pun ever shared around a bar top. There once was an Albanian man who only ever dreamed of becoming a train operator. It was his greatest childhood fantasy, and all he worked for in his life. He was overjoyed when the 日 finally came that he first got into the engine of a train to live out that dream. As Murphy's law would have it, his first 日 on the job he hit a pedestrian on the tracks.. He was arrested, and come the 日 for his trial...

Merry Freakin' クリスマス - 日 15: Fast & Furious: Showdown (360)

posted by Windwakerguy430

So the Game Awards 2019 was an absolute waste of time to anyone who went there. What a great time to be alive. Can あなた believe they put a Fast & Furious game as the big announcement of that night above 狼, オオカミ Among Us 2 または No もっと見るヒーローズ 3? So after being disappointed によって Fast & Furious, I can disappoint myself again with a new Fast & Furious title, Fast & Furious: Showdown. I’ve never watched any of the movies, I have no idea what they are about, all I know is they were part of Game Awards 2019, so that’s justifiable reasons to hate it. Created によって the lovely team at Activision,...