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It was Wednesday afternoon,momma was trying on her dress when I got home
Jenna:(Turns around)What do あなた think?Too much?
Skeeter:Too much of everything?
Jenna:(Looks in mirror)Good lord!!You're right!
Skeeter:Mom...mom...
Jenna:Don't this just look beautiful?
Skeeter:Yeah,it looks divine.Now mom
Jenna:It's beautiful!Don't あなた think-
Skeeter:MOM!!CAN I TELL あなた SOMETHING?
Jenna:Why 'course!
Skeeter:I gotta job today!I'm gonna be a author!
Jenna:Skeeter!!!You know how I feel 'bout those authors!
Skeeter:MOM!I want to do this!!This is what I need to do!I'm ready to do this!!!
Jenna:Really?Then what is it 'bout?
Skeeter:Maids!Maid's Point of view!Just so people stop yelling at them!!!!Okay??(Stomps out)
Jenna:SKEETER!!SKEETER JOHNSON!!
Skeeter:Stop mom!I know when I am grown up!So will あなた stop with all this stupid dresses!And just...Um...er...STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I ran outta that house like it was a クロス country race!I ran to Maybelle's house 'cause her party was still going on

Elie:Maybelle,Is a Godless woman!
Faith:If only I could tell her that!
Maybelle:FAITH!GET ME A COKE-LA-COLA!
Faith:Yes Ma'am.
Elie:You just gonna let that gutless woman boss あなた around?
Faith:I have to!
Elie:No あなた don't!I'm sick o' this Da** job!I want to leave!But Since I can't,I try to make sure she don't boss me!Now あなた get that drink,but make it like she was Your mother!
Faith:Yes Ma'am!

Maybelle:Hurry up will that stupid drink FAITH!!!
Faith:Here!
Maybelle:It's about time あなた worthless maid!
Skeeter:MAYBELLE!You have no reason to yell at that nice young lady!!
Maybelle:Oh yes I do!She is black!
Skeeter:THAT'S IT!YOU PUSHED IT FAR ENOUGH!I will not let あなた yell at her!!Now SHUT THE HE** UP!!!!!
Maybelle:You don't talk to me like that!!I am in charge!!!
Skeeter:You may be in charge but I know when I should stand up to you!
Maybelle:Get あなた as* down あなた piece of sh**!!!




LATER THAT SAME DAY:
Faith:Oh,Ms Skeeter!I just wanted to thank あなた for sticking up for me!If there is anything in the world I can do for you!I would!
Skeeter:Anything?
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Greetings, my name is Alexis. Welcome to my world of rants. Today's rant is about YouTube and the major fuckups that dwell there. So, 登録する me on this marvelous cyber adventure, as we'll encounter monsters such as Devon Sweeney, Sam Pepper, and the legendary Tupac of Youtube.


Ah... Youtube. You're one of my お気に入り websites in the entire history of the internet. The content あなた 表示する me is truly enlightening. I always watch the 動画 あなた have on display... It's just the best experience that anyone could ever ask for. I 愛 you, Youtube.


WELL NOT ENTIRELY! This video sharing website may be one...
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These contestants will make あなた cringe with laughter when trying to sing Don't Cha song written によって Cee-Lo, Sir Mix-a-Lot and Busta Rhymes made 人気 によって Pussycat Dolls.
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