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Preferably shouted.

"DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW

AND FAT, WHAT DO あなた WEIGH

HA-HA-HA-HA

あなた CAN’T FUCKING SING

I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT

GET OUT MY WAY あなた HO

I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT

OH!

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE

OVER BODIES EVERY 日 (HEY)

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

雌犬 WHAT DID I SAY

RUN THAT 尻, お尻 CUZ あなた CAN’T HIDE

FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH."

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Happy Holidays~
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posted by Insane4ever
Before i start this story....sorry if i misspell things......




A guy is laying dead in a desert.....or is he just unconcious....he is moveing.....he cant be dead,this story will be following that guy.....that misterious guy that is misteriously laying in the middle of the desert....



The guy is slowly opening his eyes.....the sun is distracting him he cant see anything clearly enough yet.....he is thinking that he must have been unconcious for a long time,but how long,he doesnt know.his sight is slowly clearing up,he sees that he is in the middle of a desert.....no objects または trees または bushes around...
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posted by EllentheStrange
1.I got stabbed によって a freaking spoon!
2.OMG!A purple sock!
3.I パンチ boxes!
4.Oh,shit,shake that grass!
5.Who ate all the 落花生, ピーナッツ butter!
6.If I ever get the chance to meet wiL Francis,I'm going to ask to touch his wenis.
7.I bet あなた Gerard Way was a player as a baby.
8.I laughed at the orgasm
9.Gerard Way and wiL Francis are the same freaking person!
10.The obsession with death becomes a way life.
11.I have a blood fetish
12.Holy cannibal cupcakes!
13.Edward Cullen is a sparkling gay fairy.
14.THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
15.The cow goes meow
16.I could live off of mac and cheese!
17.I would totally burn a church.
18.Don't touch my bruise!
19.But M&M's are my friends
20.Mommy!The teddy くま, クマ is staring at me.
posted by TDAPlayer158
Tonight あなた go on a murder spree.

It happens every week.

I'm hoping that あなた won't kill me.

あなた buy weapons and guns.

あなた are certainly hooked.

あなた go crazy when your victim runs.

Once the BONES(ボーンズ)-骨は語る- are torn.

あなた cannot turn back.

I hate to say a war is born.

あなた may think it's a-thrilling,

To end so many lives.

But あなた should not go a-killing.

あなた like it when your victims go jumping,

They give out loud hollers.

But you'll soon come to nothing.

Your stopping people from eating,

This trouble needs to stop.

No もっと見る talking, no もっと見る beating.

I know this will not cease,

It has been a 年 now,

あなた have become a beast.

My friend, my friend.
here u go

1. ride around on trolles
2. scream at the 上, ページのトップへ of ur voice
3. chuck thing over the isle
4. run around like an idiot
5. go around annoying randemers
6. have a game of bogies(with a friend u have to say it louder than ur friend)
7. play with the kids toys
8. if the ショップ has those mad moving step that are flat run up and down them
9. runo up and down them on the wronge side
10. keep runing in and out the ショップ

if あなた have done one または もっと見る of these tips あなた should have benn 王位 out

have fun xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
im freakin randomly bored,,so.....
ummmm just so....:P



If あなた have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, あなた have $1.19. あなた also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the リンカーン Memorial.

President Kennedy was the fastest ランダム speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents...
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posted by pandawinx
Hello everyone! :)

I'm here 書く about the sadness of people getting teased over how they look.

I hear some songs taking the mic of people who aren't perfect pyshically and I hear horrid things about bullying in public schools.

It makes me sad because back when I was a kid, I used to get teased for having a birth mark on my nose which wasn't overly flattering.
People in my class used to call it the "Witches" spot and 発言しました stupid stuff like "Burn the witch!" and "Nice wart" And some people were scared to go near me because they thought that a birth mark was contagious and that they'll get it....
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