Get to know a フレンズ bookie and place bets for them. Insist on keeping half of any money they win.
Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.
Call other people "Champ" または "Tiger.". Refer to yourself as "Coach."
Drum on every available surface.
Sing the バットマン theme incessantly.
Staple papers together in the middle of the page.
Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copy warnings.
Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.
Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
Insist on giving weather forecasts in public.
Claim to be AMS certified.
Surprise old friend's によって visiting them at 3AM "to discuss old times"
.
Insist on buying airplane tickets for フレンズ to "save them money." Make sure the plane departs at 5AM and the tickets are non-refundable. Point out that あなた didn't really save them any money.
Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
Set alarms for ランダム times.
Learn Morse code, and have conversations with フレンズ in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip..."
Buy large quantities of mint dental floss just to lick the flavor off.
Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.
Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train 次 Thanksgiving.
Leave your Nine Inch Nails tape in Great Uncle Ed's stereo, with the volume properly adjusted.
Publicly investigate just how slowly あなた can make a "croaking" noise.
Honk and wave to strangers.
Dress only in clothes colored Hunter's Safety Orange.
Change channels five 分 before the end of every show.
Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.
Wear your pants backwards.
Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complementary mints によって the cash register.
Begin all your sentences with "Oh la la!"
Rouse your roommate/spouse from slumber each morning with Lou Reed's "Metal Machine Music".
Leave someone's printer in compressed-italic-landscape mode.
ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
dont use any punctuation
Buy a large quantity of オレンジ traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
Pay for your ディナー with pennies.
Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
Write "X - Buried Treasure" in ランダム spots on roadmaps.
Explain to everyone あなた meet of your Kennedy assassination/UFO/OJ Simpson conspiracy theories
.
Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do あなた hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."
Light road flares on a birthday cake.
Wander around the restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
Demand that everyone address あなた as "Conquistador".
Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
When クリスマス carolling, sing "Jingle Bells, バットマン smells..." until physically restrained.
Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One".
As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
Finish the 99 bottles of ビール song.
Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
Pretend your マウス is a CB radio, and talk to it.
Try playing the William Tell Overture によって tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up", and repeat.
Why walk when あなた can drive that half a block?
Name your dog "Dog".
Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
Ask people what gender they are.
Reply to everything someone says with, "That's what あなた think."
Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in the tray.
Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern Drawl.
Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot".
Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that あなた don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes".
Sculpt your hedges into anatomically suggestive shapes.
Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.
Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers' brains, such as the Mr Rogers theme song.
While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
Leave your クリスマス lights up and lit until September.
name to John Aaaaasmith for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each A.
Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
Wear a lot of cologne.
Ask people if あなた may "interface" with them.
Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing".
Sing along at the opera.
Mow your lawn with scissors.
Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy".
Ask the waitress for an extra シート, 座席 for your "imaginary friend".
Go to a 詩 recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and scribble their 回答 in a notebook. Muter something about "psychological profiles".
Incessantly recite annoying phrases, such as "sticky ウィケット, 改札口, 木戸 isn't cricket."
Stare at static on the tv and claim あなた can see the "magic picture".
Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
Scuff your feet on a dry, shaggy carpet and seek out victims.
Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying もっと見る any moment.
Never make eye contact.
Never break eye contact.
Signal that a conversation is over によって clamping your hands over your ears.
Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.
Construct your own pretend "tricorder", and "scan" people with it, announcing the results.
Give a play-by-play account of a person's every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.
Shout ランダム numbers while someone is counting.
Make appointments for the 31st of September.
Invite lots of people to other people's parties.
When asked to do things, repeat the instructions to the body parts involved. (ie. "Hand, will あなた please open the door.")
When people ask あなた to do things, mutter under your breath, "This won't be neccessary where あなた are going."
Wait until あなた get to work to shave.
Tell small children that they don't look very promising.
Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.
Call other people "Champ" または "Tiger.". Refer to yourself as "Coach."
Drum on every available surface.
Sing the バットマン theme incessantly.
Staple papers together in the middle of the page.
Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copy warnings.
Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.
Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
Insist on giving weather forecasts in public.
Claim to be AMS certified.
Surprise old friend's によって visiting them at 3AM "to discuss old times"
.
Insist on buying airplane tickets for フレンズ to "save them money." Make sure the plane departs at 5AM and the tickets are non-refundable. Point out that あなた didn't really save them any money.
Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
Set alarms for ランダム times.
Learn Morse code, and have conversations with フレンズ in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip..."
Buy large quantities of mint dental floss just to lick the flavor off.
Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.
Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train 次 Thanksgiving.
Leave your Nine Inch Nails tape in Great Uncle Ed's stereo, with the volume properly adjusted.
Publicly investigate just how slowly あなた can make a "croaking" noise.
Honk and wave to strangers.
Dress only in clothes colored Hunter's Safety Orange.
Change channels five 分 before the end of every show.
Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.
Wear your pants backwards.
Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complementary mints によって the cash register.
Begin all your sentences with "Oh la la!"
Rouse your roommate/spouse from slumber each morning with Lou Reed's "Metal Machine Music".
Leave someone's printer in compressed-italic-landscape mode.
ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
dont use any punctuation
Buy a large quantity of オレンジ traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
Pay for your ディナー with pennies.
Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
Write "X - Buried Treasure" in ランダム spots on roadmaps.
Explain to everyone あなた meet of your Kennedy assassination/UFO/OJ Simpson conspiracy theories
.
Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do あなた hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."
Light road flares on a birthday cake.
Wander around the restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
Demand that everyone address あなた as "Conquistador".
Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
When クリスマス carolling, sing "Jingle Bells, バットマン smells..." until physically restrained.
Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One".
As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
Finish the 99 bottles of ビール song.
Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
Pretend your マウス is a CB radio, and talk to it.
Try playing the William Tell Overture によって tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up", and repeat.
Why walk when あなた can drive that half a block?
Name your dog "Dog".
Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
Ask people what gender they are.
Reply to everything someone says with, "That's what あなた think."
Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in the tray.
Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern Drawl.
Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot".
Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that あなた don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes".
Sculpt your hedges into anatomically suggestive shapes.
Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.
Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers' brains, such as the Mr Rogers theme song.
While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
Leave your クリスマス lights up and lit until September.
name to John Aaaaasmith for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each A.
Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
Wear a lot of cologne.
Ask people if あなた may "interface" with them.
Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing".
Sing along at the opera.
Mow your lawn with scissors.
Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy".
Ask the waitress for an extra シート, 座席 for your "imaginary friend".
Go to a 詩 recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and scribble their 回答 in a notebook. Muter something about "psychological profiles".
Incessantly recite annoying phrases, such as "sticky ウィケット, 改札口, 木戸 isn't cricket."
Stare at static on the tv and claim あなた can see the "magic picture".
Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
Scuff your feet on a dry, shaggy carpet and seek out victims.
Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying もっと見る any moment.
Never make eye contact.
Never break eye contact.
Signal that a conversation is over によって clamping your hands over your ears.
Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.
Construct your own pretend "tricorder", and "scan" people with it, announcing the results.
Give a play-by-play account of a person's every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.
Shout ランダム numbers while someone is counting.
Make appointments for the 31st of September.
Invite lots of people to other people's parties.
When asked to do things, repeat the instructions to the body parts involved. (ie. "Hand, will あなた please open the door.")
When people ask あなた to do things, mutter under your breath, "This won't be neccessary where あなた are going."
Wait until あなた get to work to shave.
Tell small children that they don't look very promising.
