1. WRITE EVERYTHING IN バッジ LOCK OVERUSE バッジ LOCK! WHEN あなた REALLY SHOULD WRITE SOMETHING IN ALL バッジ THOUGH, USE ALL LOWERCASE LETTERS!
2. Don't use any punctuation.
3. Purposely spell things wrong and then get really upset when people don't understand you.
4. Overuse the comma, for example: "today, I, really, had, a, bad, day."
5. Use Sticky バッジ Capitalize every other letter.
6. Forget the grammar And when someone asks あなた what あなた mean just repeat it the exact same way.
7. Capitalize each word This annoys some people very, very much.
8. Use absolutely no vowels.
9. Answer every thing they say with "WHAT?" getting bigger and bigger every time, eventually underline it.
10. If あなた are in a chat room with six people at least just start typing ランダム letters to them. They will go nuts.
11. 'Overuse punctuation marks'such as the 質問 mark (i.e. Could my 日 get any worse????????????????) and the exclamation mark (SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!) あなた will annoy the living daylights out of everyone else.
12. 'When you're on YouTube' clog up the コメント with ランダム information (i.e. chain letters). If there's a video with no comments, コメント on it saying, "OMG 1ST COMMENT" または something along those lines. あなた can also post コメント asking "What's the name of this video?"
13. Randomly say "OMG" "LOL" または ":P" with no rhyme または reason.
14. Spell everything backwards e.g. "sdrawkcab gnihtyreve lleps"
15. tast innordmann (type in Norwegian)
16. Send messages that just say "............" "zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz" または "I sent あなた a message"
17. You...could...you know....type.....like....this......
18. Type in another foreign language that the receiver of the Eメール does not understand.
19. Say bad things about the person あなた are sending the message to.
20. Use coded language to type, and people will not understand easily from guessing what あなた are trying to say. If they ask あなた how to solve it, tell them. In code.
21. U$3 C|-|@+$P33K @|\||) G1\/3 3\/3RY0|\|3 @ |-|3@|)@C|-|3. (Use Chat speak and give everyone a headache)
22. Go onto a フォーラ and call everyone an annoying name. Don't change it either, use the same one over and over.
23. Send as many chain letters as あなた can. Don't only use those あなた have already received; invent new ones.
24. Use emoticons constantly. When on MSN または other chat rooms, always add silly emoticons that really annoy people because they can't read what you're writing!! :) :D :P
25.'''Log in and out''' On MSN あなた can "appear offline" so if あなた carry on doing that when talking to a friend they will get really annoyed because あなた keep on having to start a new conversation.
26. When on AIM, press shift+enter, and hold it for at least 5 entire seconds, and then press a period. Press ctrl+a, then ctrl+c, then enter. After that message is sent, press ctrl+v and enter, and keep doing so, until あなた are rate limited.
27. On AIM, type one word per line, または even one letter.
28. Skip spaces between each letter.
29. When they say hi または hello keep saying "hi, who are what's your name and how old are あなた and where do あなた live?" even if あなた know all that information already.
30. Replace all punctuation with 'stop', または make something completely goofy up like 'foo cakes' and end all your sentences with it.
31. Repeat things.
32. Say 'lol' at the end of everything, even if it's not funny.
33. Put an 'x' at the end of everything, または say something like 'girl' または 'baby doll'.
34. Always write 'liil' instead of 'lol' and then type 'oops sorry, I'm always typing the wrong keys, liil! oops, i mean kopl, i mean LOL!
35. Don't use spaces as this will really annoy people and if they ask why you're doing it, say your 宇宙 bar is broken but then later on type something WITH spaces. または better yet, use spaces when あなた tell them your 宇宙 bar is broken.
36. Bump old threads on message boards and forums. People will be annoyed when あなた post "me too" in a thread from 2001.
37. Be extreme. If someone gets their facts wrong and says a movie was made in 1982, say "YOU STUPID IDIOT!!!! THE MOVIE'S FROM 1983!!!!" and あなた can be もっと見る positive によって saying things like "OMG I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE EDWARD!"
38. When someone annoys you. say, "BOOM!!!!!!YOU'RE DEAD!!!!!!!"
39. Type one letter over and over, each on a separate line. When they tell あなた to stop, act like あなた have no idea what they are talking about. Then resume.
40. Make up a fake screen name on AIM, and send a message to every 'buddy' または user あなた know. Start a conversation to make it seem like you're their best friend, または your boyfriend just broke up with you.
41. On Facebook, put every single 移動する that あなた make as your status. Be very detailed. This will annoy people. A lot.
42. On Facebook, make a fan-page または group titled your name. Invite everyone あなた do または do not know to join.
43. Eメール really annoying forwards to everyone, または make up your own. Include things like 'you will die in the 次 秒 if あなた don't send this message to at least 345 people." Trust me, no one will want to Eメール あなた ever again.
It's fun to annoy people, isn't it? :P
2. Don't use any punctuation.
3. Purposely spell things wrong and then get really upset when people don't understand you.
4. Overuse the comma, for example: "today, I, really, had, a, bad, day."
5. Use Sticky バッジ Capitalize every other letter.
6. Forget the grammar And when someone asks あなた what あなた mean just repeat it the exact same way.
7. Capitalize each word This annoys some people very, very much.
8. Use absolutely no vowels.
9. Answer every thing they say with "WHAT?" getting bigger and bigger every time, eventually underline it.
10. If あなた are in a chat room with six people at least just start typing ランダム letters to them. They will go nuts.
11. 'Overuse punctuation marks'such as the 質問 mark (i.e. Could my 日 get any worse????????????????) and the exclamation mark (SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!) あなた will annoy the living daylights out of everyone else.
12. 'When you're on YouTube' clog up the コメント with ランダム information (i.e. chain letters). If there's a video with no comments, コメント on it saying, "OMG 1ST COMMENT" または something along those lines. あなた can also post コメント asking "What's the name of this video?"
13. Randomly say "OMG" "LOL" または ":P" with no rhyme または reason.
14. Spell everything backwards e.g. "sdrawkcab gnihtyreve lleps"
15. tast innordmann (type in Norwegian)
16. Send messages that just say "............" "zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz" または "I sent あなた a message"
17. You...could...you know....type.....like....this......
18. Type in another foreign language that the receiver of the Eメール does not understand.
19. Say bad things about the person あなた are sending the message to.
20. Use coded language to type, and people will not understand easily from guessing what あなた are trying to say. If they ask あなた how to solve it, tell them. In code.
21. U$3 C|-|@+$P33K @|\||) G1\/3 3\/3RY0|\|3 @ |-|3@|)@C|-|3. (Use Chat speak and give everyone a headache)
22. Go onto a フォーラ and call everyone an annoying name. Don't change it either, use the same one over and over.
23. Send as many chain letters as あなた can. Don't only use those あなた have already received; invent new ones.
24. Use emoticons constantly. When on MSN または other chat rooms, always add silly emoticons that really annoy people because they can't read what you're writing!! :) :D :P
25.'''Log in and out''' On MSN あなた can "appear offline" so if あなた carry on doing that when talking to a friend they will get really annoyed because あなた keep on having to start a new conversation.
26. When on AIM, press shift+enter, and hold it for at least 5 entire seconds, and then press a period. Press ctrl+a, then ctrl+c, then enter. After that message is sent, press ctrl+v and enter, and keep doing so, until あなた are rate limited.
27. On AIM, type one word per line, または even one letter.
28. Skip spaces between each letter.
29. When they say hi または hello keep saying "hi, who are what's your name and how old are あなた and where do あなた live?" even if あなた know all that information already.
30. Replace all punctuation with 'stop', または make something completely goofy up like 'foo cakes' and end all your sentences with it.
31. Repeat things.
32. Say 'lol' at the end of everything, even if it's not funny.
33. Put an 'x' at the end of everything, または say something like 'girl' または 'baby doll'.
34. Always write 'liil' instead of 'lol' and then type 'oops sorry, I'm always typing the wrong keys, liil! oops, i mean kopl, i mean LOL!
35. Don't use spaces as this will really annoy people and if they ask why you're doing it, say your 宇宙 bar is broken but then later on type something WITH spaces. または better yet, use spaces when あなた tell them your 宇宙 bar is broken.
36. Bump old threads on message boards and forums. People will be annoyed when あなた post "me too" in a thread from 2001.
37. Be extreme. If someone gets their facts wrong and says a movie was made in 1982, say "YOU STUPID IDIOT!!!! THE MOVIE'S FROM 1983!!!!" and あなた can be もっと見る positive によって saying things like "OMG I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE EDWARD!"
38. When someone annoys you. say, "BOOM!!!!!!YOU'RE DEAD!!!!!!!"
39. Type one letter over and over, each on a separate line. When they tell あなた to stop, act like あなた have no idea what they are talking about. Then resume.
40. Make up a fake screen name on AIM, and send a message to every 'buddy' または user あなた know. Start a conversation to make it seem like you're their best friend, または your boyfriend just broke up with you.
41. On Facebook, put every single 移動する that あなた make as your status. Be very detailed. This will annoy people. A lot.
42. On Facebook, make a fan-page または group titled your name. Invite everyone あなた do または do not know to join.
43. Eメール really annoying forwards to everyone, または make up your own. Include things like 'you will die in the 次 秒 if あなた don't send this message to at least 345 people." Trust me, no one will want to Eメール あなた ever again.
It's fun to annoy people, isn't it? :P