Application For Permission To 日付 My Daughter
Note: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied によって a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical レポート from your physician.


Name:
日付 of Birth:
Height:
Weight:
IQ:
GPA:
Social Security Number:
Driver's License Number:
Boy Scout Rank:
Telephone:
ホーム Address:
City:
State:
Zip:



Do あなた have one male and one female parent? ____
If "No", explain:



Number of years your parents have been married: ____
Any brothers または sisters? ____
Are they normal? ____


Do あなた own または have access to a van? ____
A truck with oversize tires? ____
A waterbed? ____


Do あなた have an earring, nose ring, または belly button ring? ____


Do あなた have a tattoo? ____

If あなた have answered YES to #3, #4 または #5, discontinue application and leave immediately.


In fifty words または less, what does Late mean to you?





In fifty words または less, what does Don't touch my daughter mean to you?





In fifty words または less, what does Abstinence mean to you?





In fifty words または less, what does Real Pain mean to you?





Church/Temple あなた attend: ____________________________

How often do あなた attend: ____________________________


When would be the best time to interview your mother, father and priest/rabbi? ____________________________



Please fill in the blanks:


If I were shot, the last place on my body I would want wounded would be my ____________________________


If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken would be my ____________________________


A woman's place is in the ____________________________


The one thing I hope this application doesn't ask is ____________________________


When I meet a girl, the one thing I always notice about her first is ____________________________

Note: If answer begins with "T" または "A", discontinue and leave premises - keeping your head low and running in a serpentine fashion is advised





What do あなた want to be if あなた grow up?





I swear that all the above information is correct to the best of my knowledge under penalty of death, bodily harm, dismemberment, torture または mental abuse.
Signature of applicant _________________________________

Signature of father _____________________________________

Signature of mother ____________________________________

Signature of priest/rabbi ___________________________________

Signature of State Representative _________________________



Thank あなた for your interest, and it had better be genuine and non-sexual. Please allow 4-6 years for processing. あなた will be contacted in 書く if approved. If denied, please never apply again. Don't call me, I'll call you.