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posted by karpach_14

He said... I don't know why あなた wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.

She said...You wear briefs, don't you?

He said... Do あなた愛 me just because my father left me a fortune?

She said...Not at all honey, I would 愛あなた no matter who left あなた the money.

He said... Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make 愛 to あなた in the worst way.

She said...Well, あなた have succeeded.

He said... あなた have a flat chest and need to shave your legs, have あなた ever been mistaken for a man?

She said...No, have you?

He said... Why do あなた women always try to impress us with your looks, not with your brains?

She said...Because there is a bigger chance that a man is a moron than he is blind.

He said... Let's go out and have some fun tonight.

She said...Okay, but if あなた get ホーム before I do, leave the hallway light on.

deathding, Tdinoahiscute4 and 2 others like this

E_M_LoVeRFaN ...

Bond_Of_Fury Hahah, I love how sexist both men and women can be... Makes for good laughs! :P

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Why did the chicken クロス the road?

posted by i_luv_angst

I found this one on the internet:

Why did the chicken クロス the road?

BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for change! The chicken wanted change!

JOHN MCCAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he was a maverick chicken, and he wanted to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

SARAH PALIN: The chicken had to クロス the road because he was not able to find a bridge. Alaskans do not build bridges to nowhere. If he wanted a bridge, he'd have to build it himself.

JOE BIDEN: The chicken crossed the road because...

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Abstract art

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60 funny ways to get kicked out of Walmart

posted by kitty2264

Found this on Google. Hope it makes ya laugh.

1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off in 10-minute intervals

2. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, “Code 3 in housewares,…”and see what happens.

3. Go to the Service 机, デスク and ask to put a bag of M&M’s on lay away.

4. Find one of the workers who is making a pyramid または a display of something and as soon as they are finished with it, ask for the thing that’s on the bottom and have a panic attack until they give it to you.

5. Get on the loud speaker and declare a “Going Out of Business Sale, All Items 99% Off”

6....

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ランダム壁紙

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ファンタジー城

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nom

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mary -kate olsen -perfect

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ランダム

added by TDIlover226

Source: Various websites

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The Schizophrenic House

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hi

added by EminemAddict09

Source: my awesomeness

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Hmm...

added by ladolcevita

Source: Hmmm... Um,well EW.com, Everglow, Mugglenet, me!, forgot the last

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cute name to ur girlfriend

posted by yukikiyruu

Sleeping Beauty: Perfect for the sleepyheads.
Dolly Wholly: This name is perfect for the well-dressed girl.
Honey Bunny: Ideal for your playful girlfriend.
Cutsie Wootsie: This cute name is excellent to say when あなた are pinching her cheeks with both hands.
Pretty Eyes: If your girlfriend has crystal-clear, beautiful eyes, then あなた may call her によって this cute name.
Princess: It is a perfect name for your girlfriend, if she has that little girl spirit.
Pumpkin: This name can be used for casual moments.
Doll Face: This name is perfect for a girl with a cute face.
Beautiful: It is a simple but effective...

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the dos and don'ts of getting your 質問 answered (on the ランダム spot)

posted by kairi13050

hi, i'm kairi. i felt bored and just decided to give up my acquired knowledge for those of あなた who need a little help with being もっと見る人気 on fanpop/ are bored and just feel like 読書 something.

1. consider something someone might want to take part in. some of the most 人気回答 have to do with games または something of the sort. this is because they sound interesting to a fan, so they'll click it.

2. ask the ファン about themself. people like talking about themselves and sharing interesting stories, it's human nature.

3. think about what you're asking. think about the subject's popularity....

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Bad Spelling & Abusing The バッジ Lock

posted by TruBerries

EF PEPLE CONTNUU 2 WRIT LYK DIS I WILL ART FLIPIN OUT!
Translation: If people continue to write like this I will start flipping out!

....Now there's two points alone in that sentence and those points were horrible spelling and the constant abuse of the バッジ lock. Most people continue doing these two things to get on everyone's nerves. I can understand that some people 書く this way if he/she had dyslexia または someone learning to speak English and hasn't quite grasped it yet または if you're texting someone on your phone(that can be a real pain), but there's absolutely no excuse for the rest of us...

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上, ページのトップへ 10 Ways to Be a Great Friend

posted by AnimeFan66

1. Always have kindness with you. If あなた have no kindness, then you're no better than anyone else.

2. Always listen to what your フレンズ have to explain. If they have a proublem and need to explain it to you, stop what you're doing and listen to them carefully.

3. Be respectfull. Using respect will let the person know who あなた are または what they think あなた are.

4. Never curse at your friends. It will lead to arguments, breakouts, and maybe even sleepless nights または bad days.

5. Always lend a hand. If you're フレンズ are having a prouble, feel free to lend a hand for them. But remeber to ask them if...

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お花 Meanings and legends!

posted by spunkyonyx

Agapanthus africanus
Family: Amaryllidaceae
Common names: ~Lily of the Nile~ ~Blue African Lily ~ ~African Lily~

Agapanthus originates from South Africa. The scientific name refers to the Greek word ~agape~ for ~love~ and ~anthos~ for ~ flower.~

The lily-like florets clustered on a long, thick leafless stem are available year-round in purple and white.
Agapanthus is sensitive to the presence of ethylene gas. This 花 should be kept away from naturally occurring gas, i.e. ripening fruit.

Agave americana L.
Family: Agavaceae
Common Names: ~Century Plant ~ ~West Indian Daggerlog ~ ~Rattlesnake-master~...

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DORA THE EXPLORER THEME SONG LYRICS!

posted by invadercalliope

I HOPE あなた ENJOY!
dora!
boots!
come on dora!

do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
lets go!
dora dora dora the explorer!
DORA!
boots and supercool exploradora!

we need your help!

grab your backpack!
lets go!
jump in!
vamonos!

あなた can lead the way!

hey! hey!

do-do-dora!
do-d-dora!

swiper no swiping!
swiper no swiping! (oh man)

it;s dora the explorer!
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dora dora
ven, ven
dora dora la exploradora
dale con el sol pequeña dora
vamos salta tu puedes niña
consulta a tu mapa
tutu dora tutu dora tutu dora
lets go
The End!

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50 Things I Am Going To Do Before I Die

posted by BeautysOverated

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1.    Run to the 上, ページのトップへ of the Eiffel Tower
2.    Eat snails in France
3.    Go to Hollywood
4.    Climb the Statue of Liberty
5.    Gamble in Vegas
6.    Attend a major sporting event
7.    Attempt to catch the ball at the Superbowl
8.    Drive across America –> coast to coast
9.    Go to the pyramids in Egypt
10.    Ride a キャメル, ラクダ in the desert
11.    Climb Uluru
12.    Spend...

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Perverted brain much?

posted by cute20k

Do あなた have a dirty mind?

1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause あなた to spit and ask あなた not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?

A dentist

2. A finger goes in me. あなた fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?

A wedding ring

3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?

Peanut butter

4. I go in hard. I come out soft. あなた blow me hard . What am I?

Chewing gum

5. All 日 long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?

An elevator

6. I...