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" Once up on a time there was a girl wh hated justin bieber when she met him she didn't notice him. Justin Bieber was really surprised. Justin Bieber camed up to the girl and asked for her wuts ur name.
JB: こんにちは baby, wuts ur name?
the girl was so irritated with him that she couldn't help her self but...
GIRL: f**k away from me
JB: what are u going to do, luv
GIRL: luv?!
the girl kicked him real hard in his private. whwn justin bieber stood up he headed straight for her. she pushed him away on to the road. luckly he walked away before the bus smacked him. she was just about to take out her ナイフ when jb's psycho ファン grabbed him back and walked away. the girl took off to her friend and 発言しました "So what was the big deal? あなた 発言しました あなた saw a guy who was a fantastic singer. I was so excited to meet a pop star, and it turned out to be JB. I need あなた to define great singer! I've gotta go." she went shopping to get some nice jeans. but this 日 was not as nice for the girl.
JB: hi, luv
GIRL: didn't i say あなた to F***k off?
JB: yeah, あなた did cutie. but i won't.
GIRL: i'm not messing......
He KISSED her and after the キッス she got paranoid with him. they started dating and all but everyone knows that jb is stupid enough to break the girl's heart.
GIRL: i cant believe i hurted あなた so much..
JB: it's ok あなた are not the first one..
GIRL: wut?! i was wright about you.
then she kicks him this time so hard he can not stand up.
JB: wut that hell do あなた want me to get them cut off?
GIRL: yeah, i do.
the girl went to the police station and 発言しました a little lie about jb. 次 he got it cut off and aressted.

THE end

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posted by TruBerries
Reminder: Please don't misunderstand my tone when I write things. If I were being smart または yelling, I'd be killing the バッジ right now(lol) but I'm just being real. That's just who I am.

All right, it seems as though every 月 there's someone posting a picture of themselves in a 質問 asking 'am I pretty', 'rate me from 1-10', または whatever and I must admit, it's extremely annoying. ファンポップ is not the place to be posting pictures of yourselves on here knowing that everyone's プロフィール is vulnerable for the taking. I mean it's your decision if あなた want to do that, but I believe it's not safe...
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posted by x-menobsessed26
found on different websites, but crazy baby names have been driving me nuts. Time to get the word out that parents need to stop and think before they let the doctor put pen to paper.

Al Bino (albino)
Amanda Lynn (a mandolin)
Anna Sassin (an assassin)
Annie Howe (any how)
Barb Dwyer (barbed wire)
Barry Cade (barricade)
Ben Dover (bend over)
Brighton Early (bright and early)
Brock Lee (broccoli)
Chris クロス (criss-cross)
Chris P. ベーコン (crispy bacon)
Constance Noring (constant snoring)
Crystal Ball
Crystal Claire Waters (crystal clear waters)
Dan Druff (dandruff)
Richard Burns (dick burns)
Richard...
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posted by KateKicksAss
“Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.”

“I know that あなた believe あなた understand what あなた think I said, but I'm not sure あなた realize that what あなた heard is not what I meant.”

“Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag あなた down to his level and beat あなた with experience.”

“I refuse to answer that 質問 on the grounds that I don't know the answer.”

"You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me."

"You can't spell 'funeral' without 'fun', nor 'manslaughter' without 'laughter'."

"It takes 42 muscles to frown,28 muscles to smile,but only 4 muscles to reach...
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