Here are the signs:
1. Tech Support calls "YOU" for help.
2. Someone at work tells あなた a joke and あなた say "LOL".
3. あなた watch TV with the closed captioning turned on.
4. あなた have called out someone's screen name while making 愛 to your significant other.
5. あなた keep begging your フレンズ to get an account so "we can hang out".
6. Three words: Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.
7. You've even gotten on an airplane just to meet some folks face-to- face.
8. あなた have to get a 2d phone line just so あなた can call ピザ Hut.
9. あなた go into labour and あなた stop to type a special e-mail to let everyone know you're going to be away.
10. あなた have a vanity car tag with your screen name on it.
11. あなた no longer type with proper capitalization, punctuation, または complete sentences.
12. あなた have met over 100 AOLers.
13. あなた begin to say "heh heh heh" instead of laughing.
14. When someone says "What did あなた say?" あなた reply "Scroll up!"
15. あなた find yourself sneaking away to the computer in the middle of the night when your spouse is asleep.
16. あなた turn down the lights & close the blinds so people won't know you're on-line again.
17. あなた know もっと見る about your AOL friends' daily routines than あなた do your own spouses.
18. あなた find yourself lying to others about your time on-line & when they complain that your phone was busy あなた claim it was off the hook.
19. あなた have an identity crisis if someone is using a screen name close to your own.
20. あなた would rather tell people that your bloodshot eyes are from partying too much than the truth (online all night).
21. あなた change your screen names so much that あなた have to look at your own プロフィール to see who あなた are.
22. Your kids are standing at your side saying, "Mommy, please come and cook" ディナー and あなた would rather type another "LOL".
23. あなた type messages to people while あなた are on the phone with them at the same time.
24. あなた won't work at a job that doesn't have a modem involved.
25. Your dog leaves you.
26. あなた have to ask what 年 it is.
27. あなた write a letter like this.. "dear tom, hiyas! how r u doin well I gotta go bbl!"
28. あなた name your pets after people あなた talk to.
29. あなた smile sideways...
30. あなた sign on & immediately get 10 IMs from people who have あなた on their buddy list.
31. あなた look at an annoying person off-line & wish あなた had your ignore button handy.
32. あなた bring a bag lunch & a クーラー to the computer.
33. Your significant other kisses your neck while you're chatting & あなた think "uh oh cyber sex perv".
34. あなた have withdrawals if あなた are away from the computer for もっと見る than a few hours.
35. あなた use AOL lingo in everyday life (if あなた still have one he he he).
36. あなた take a speed 読書 course to keep up with the scrolling.
37. Your buddy 一覧 has over 100 people on it.
38. Your worse comeback to a bully is "I'll slap ya w/a rubber chicken!"
39. あなた wake up in the morning and the first thing あなた do is get online before あなた have your first cup of coffee.
40. あなた have to inject no-doze into your butt to keep it awake.
41. あなた have your computer set so it goes directly into AOL's welcome screen.
42. あなた don't know where the time has gone.
43. あなた end sentences with 3 (or more) periods while 書く letters によって hand.
44. あなた get up at 2am to go to the bathroom but turn on the computer instead.
45. あなた don't even notice anymore when someone has a typo.
46. あなた enter a room & 23 people greet あなた w/((hugs)) または **kisses**.
47. あなた stop typing whole words and use things like ppl, dunno and lemme.
48. Your voicemail/answering machine message is "BRB, leave your s/n & I will TTYL".
49. あなた type faster than あなた think.
50. あなた got your psychiatrist addicted to AOL too & are now undergoing therapy in private rooms instead of at his office.
51. あなた want to be buried with your computer when it dies または vice versa.
52. あなた actually enjoy the fact that あなた are addicted.
53. あなた can actually read & follow all the names of the cast that scrolls up your TV screen at the end of a movie.
54. People say, "If it weren't for your super reflexes in your eyes & fingers, あなた would have been classified as a vegetable!"
55. あなた dream in "text".
56. Being called a Newbie is a "MAJOR" insult.
57. There is absolutely no interesting chat in any room & you're really bored.
58. あなた don't want to leave in case あなた miss something.
59. あなた double click your TV remote.
60. あなた can now type over 70wpm.
61. あなた think about starting a 12-step recovery group for AOL junkies.
62. あなた are on the phone a 分 & need to do something else & say "BRB" または "BBL".
63. あなた check your Eメール and forget あなた have real mail aka カタツムリ mail.
64. あなた go into withdrawals during dinner.
65. あなた spend at least 30 分 making sure あなた say goodbye to everyone in a room.
66. あなた stop speaking in full sentences.
67. あなた have gone into an unstaffed Tech Support room & ended up "giving" tech support to other AOLers.
68. あなた have to be pried from your computer によって the "Jaws of Life".
69. あなた know what a "snert" is.
70. あなた set your キッチン on 火災, 火 while cooking ディナー because あなた wanted to check your mail" & while there あなた "just wanted to see who was online".
(I do not own this. I found it online)
1. Tech Support calls "YOU" for help.
2. Someone at work tells あなた a joke and あなた say "LOL".
3. あなた watch TV with the closed captioning turned on.
4. あなた have called out someone's screen name while making 愛 to your significant other.
5. あなた keep begging your フレンズ to get an account so "we can hang out".
6. Three words: Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.
7. You've even gotten on an airplane just to meet some folks face-to- face.
8. あなた have to get a 2d phone line just so あなた can call ピザ Hut.
9. あなた go into labour and あなた stop to type a special e-mail to let everyone know you're going to be away.
10. あなた have a vanity car tag with your screen name on it.
11. あなた no longer type with proper capitalization, punctuation, または complete sentences.
12. あなた have met over 100 AOLers.
13. あなた begin to say "heh heh heh" instead of laughing.
14. When someone says "What did あなた say?" あなた reply "Scroll up!"
15. あなた find yourself sneaking away to the computer in the middle of the night when your spouse is asleep.
16. あなた turn down the lights & close the blinds so people won't know you're on-line again.
17. あなた know もっと見る about your AOL friends' daily routines than あなた do your own spouses.
18. あなた find yourself lying to others about your time on-line & when they complain that your phone was busy あなた claim it was off the hook.
19. あなた have an identity crisis if someone is using a screen name close to your own.
20. あなた would rather tell people that your bloodshot eyes are from partying too much than the truth (online all night).
21. あなた change your screen names so much that あなた have to look at your own プロフィール to see who あなた are.
22. Your kids are standing at your side saying, "Mommy, please come and cook" ディナー and あなた would rather type another "LOL".
23. あなた type messages to people while あなた are on the phone with them at the same time.
24. あなた won't work at a job that doesn't have a modem involved.
25. Your dog leaves you.
26. あなた have to ask what 年 it is.
27. あなた write a letter like this.. "dear tom, hiyas! how r u doin well I gotta go bbl!"
28. あなた name your pets after people あなた talk to.
29. あなた smile sideways...
30. あなた sign on & immediately get 10 IMs from people who have あなた on their buddy list.
31. あなた look at an annoying person off-line & wish あなた had your ignore button handy.
32. あなた bring a bag lunch & a クーラー to the computer.
33. Your significant other kisses your neck while you're chatting & あなた think "uh oh cyber sex perv".
34. あなた have withdrawals if あなた are away from the computer for もっと見る than a few hours.
35. あなた use AOL lingo in everyday life (if あなた still have one he he he).
36. あなた take a speed 読書 course to keep up with the scrolling.
37. Your buddy 一覧 has over 100 people on it.
38. Your worse comeback to a bully is "I'll slap ya w/a rubber chicken!"
39. あなた wake up in the morning and the first thing あなた do is get online before あなた have your first cup of coffee.
40. あなた have to inject no-doze into your butt to keep it awake.
41. あなた have your computer set so it goes directly into AOL's welcome screen.
42. あなた don't know where the time has gone.
43. あなた end sentences with 3 (or more) periods while 書く letters によって hand.
44. あなた get up at 2am to go to the bathroom but turn on the computer instead.
45. あなた don't even notice anymore when someone has a typo.
46. あなた enter a room & 23 people greet あなた w/((hugs)) または **kisses**.
47. あなた stop typing whole words and use things like ppl, dunno and lemme.
48. Your voicemail/answering machine message is "BRB, leave your s/n & I will TTYL".
49. あなた type faster than あなた think.
50. あなた got your psychiatrist addicted to AOL too & are now undergoing therapy in private rooms instead of at his office.
51. あなた want to be buried with your computer when it dies または vice versa.
52. あなた actually enjoy the fact that あなた are addicted.
53. あなた can actually read & follow all the names of the cast that scrolls up your TV screen at the end of a movie.
54. People say, "If it weren't for your super reflexes in your eyes & fingers, あなた would have been classified as a vegetable!"
55. あなた dream in "text".
56. Being called a Newbie is a "MAJOR" insult.
57. There is absolutely no interesting chat in any room & you're really bored.
58. あなた don't want to leave in case あなた miss something.
59. あなた double click your TV remote.
60. あなた can now type over 70wpm.
61. あなた think about starting a 12-step recovery group for AOL junkies.
62. あなた are on the phone a 分 & need to do something else & say "BRB" または "BBL".
63. あなた check your Eメール and forget あなた have real mail aka カタツムリ mail.
64. あなた go into withdrawals during dinner.
65. あなた spend at least 30 分 making sure あなた say goodbye to everyone in a room.
66. あなた stop speaking in full sentences.
67. あなた have gone into an unstaffed Tech Support room & ended up "giving" tech support to other AOLers.
68. あなた have to be pried from your computer によって the "Jaws of Life".
69. あなた know what a "snert" is.
70. あなた set your キッチン on 火災, 火 while cooking ディナー because あなた wanted to check your mail" & while there あなた "just wanted to see who was online".
(I do not own this. I found it online)