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1. エンジェル Eyes - call her this name and she'll either think you're lying または you'll get some action faster than a pit ブル on a t-bone.

2. Baby Doll - is a class girlfriend name so call her this all あなた want even if she is the kind who will out chug あなた in ビール and pull a monster truck over your face on occasion.

3. Bubble Butt - is one of those names あなた never, and I mean never call your girlfriend since this will end it all, and there will be no chance in getting back with her even for a drunken 2 am booty call.

4. Cuddle Bug - is one that most girlfriends will respond well to and will be an invitation for making out on the couch.

5. Cutie Pie - is another classic that will not get あなた in trouble.

6. Darling - is a standard that one should adopt in lieu of trying out other experimental girlfriend names like "She-Bitch from Hell" または "Carnation Instant Bitch".

7. Doll Face - is an endearing name that guys would do well to adopt.

8. Dummy - girlfriends don't respond well to this name just like they don't respond well to the 3 Stooges. Use this if あなた want to lose her.

9. 団子 - is one of those tricky cute names to call your girlfriend since guys will thinks it's fine, but females will think you're making a コメント about their weight.

10. フルーツ Loop - may sound innocent at first, but the もっと見る あなた call her this, the もっと見る she'll take it that あなた think she's mentally unstable.

11. Gorgeous - most girlfriends will not only be Okay with this, they will not be able to get enough of this.

12. Goobers - do あなた really want to go there?

13. Honey Bunch - is a name that is sugary but not too much so and can be used on occasion especially at breakfast time.

14. Kitten - some girlfriends will adore this name while other will recoil. It's a judgment call here so if the shoe fits wear it.

15. 子羊, ラム Chop - at first glance seems fine, but when あなた think about it you're comparing your girlfriend to the slaughtering of an innocent little animal. Might as well shoot Bambi while you're at it.

16. Lover Girl - is a decent cute name to call a girlfriend and isn't too sugary to make most recoil.

17. 愛 Lumps - if あなた don't want hot スープ poured all over your lap then don't use this one.

18. Main Squeeze - this is generally considered a cute name for a girlfriend although あなた could be unconsciously calling her a Cold Frosty.

19. Monkey Butt - if あなた know what is good for you, put this one on the shelf and only tell it to your therapist.

20. Sexyness - this one should be reserved for private occasions like a Valentine's 日 ディナー または her birthday. If あなた use this あなた know you'll be getting some later.
    

There あなた have it, a 上, ページのトップへ 20 一覧 of cute names to call your girlfriend. Read it and weep. または read it and laugh. または at least read it and take it to heart. Using a cute name for your girlfriend can be dangerous territory for a guy. A bad name can send her off crying または it can send her into interrogation mode.

A good cute name however, can send your girlfriend (and you) to the Promised Land. Use this 一覧 wisely and please no wagering.


Source:
link]http://www.meaningofnames.biz/cute-names-girlfriend.htm[/url][/url]
1.where あなた keep yOUR diary!!
2.if u r on your peroid または nawt!!
3.Who あなた talk 2 on the phone
4.THat あなた are super jelous または other girls (or boys)
5.That あなた hate most of his family.
6.THat when a crisi comes up あなた will run to him
7.What yuor style is!!
8.That like to watch scary movies(LOL)
9.That あなた have an internet profile.
10.AND the last your cell number!! OMG they practliy break the phone!!!
11.How smart あなた are at fixing things.


GIRLS STAY KEWL,BEAUTYFUL, and if any guys try to break tht BREAK THEYRE FACe!!!!
 I cartooned myself and this is wat i got!!!
I cartooned myself and this is wat i got!!!
1.    Kobalt Tools taught me that あなた can’t kill a Kobalt.
2.    Home Depot taught me that the power of the ホーム Depot is もっと見る saving and もっと見る doing.
3.    Burger King taught me to have it my way.
4.    Tony the Tiger taught me that Frosted Flakes are もっと見る than good, they’re great!
5.    Nike taught me to just do it.
6.    Disneyland taught me that it’s the happiest place on Earth.
7.    McDonald’s taught me that I’m loving it.
8.    Sprite...
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esah

because he's a stupid perverted boy. I was having a normal conversation with him then he out of the blue accused me of "wanting to be with him" of not being a virgin. Repeatedly insulted me(i wont repeat what he said) and tried to "seduce" me. And now hes trying to flirt with me



Yes K5-HOWL has ロスト her mind because of the sick bitches in this world,

This is just a simple warning thing. This is not to be cruel just to warn fellow fanpoppers of who to stay away from.

-___- He just gave his phone number, that ticks me off. I will post アップデート if あなた want :)
me-i ran as fast as a could i forgot there was stairs so i fall so hard i went right threw the floor and in to the basement i cant get out HELP sence i cant get out i had to explore the basement and girl/or boy あなた do not want to be down there *slap fingers*

only for もっと見る hours and my フレンズ will come and get me i hope so :( i kept walking till i saw it there behind the certin as the wind was blowing it a cat that poor cat must of died of hunger i had to something so i went up to it and i could hear in a low voice but still freaky get away from MY body
there was no way i could have yelled i...
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posted by outsidersfan_14
i hope あなた like it..s not my best work but its pretty good. exspecially when i play it on gutair.its the first 記事 i put on here so plz コメント , honestly, and say if i should put more??thanks!sorry about the bad format


YOur lvoe is suicide(title)

I know あなた amy not understand
but if あなた can
please understand
I see あなた underestimate me
all i can be
please try to see

If i turn around just for a minute
what would あなた say? take this away
If i told あなた how i feel, would it be real または is this all fake??

Chourus: your 愛 is suicide, all trapped inside-inside my mind. It trys to escape , to...
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i was sad one day
i was walking in the street
feeling sad and alone
the boy i have a crush on is my first best friend
and my other best friend
who's also a boy
to wich i say everything to
has a crush on me and just admited it
i was walking in the 通り, ストリート
feeling sad and alone
my house is a little farther
and i'm actually enjoying the nice breeze
i take my ipodの, ipod out of my jeans pocket
and put john mayer's your body is a wonderland
and i buy some licerish
and i turn the volume up
and start dancing in the street
i get farther from home
to a little hill
and i sleep on the ground lookin up
there's no one 次 to me
i...
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posted by aya3
it is some traditions...it is useful to know it...^_^
1st:SUMMER:
every 年 people build bonfires on hilltops all over Cornwall in the south_west of england these fires are a celebration of summer and they lit on the night after the summer solstice(on 22 June). the ceremony isn`t performed in English it is performed in Cornish , an old Celtic language.

2nd: SPRING:
the helston `furry(floral) dance` is one of the oldest festivals in england it takes place in hellstone an old Cornish town ,it celebrates the coming of the spring the `dance` is procession throw the narrow streets of the town the men...
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posted by Jamie38459
Piyaiyai, Piyaiyai, Piyaiyai eat them till u cry[reapeat][1st verse] The empty pie tins, were 1st known as frisbees, spinning,spinning it makes me dizzy. They look shiny, reflects toward the sun, yes bakeries, R our number 1. [chorus] Pie ay ay, I'm a birdie who likes pies, throw little pecks, straight down in2 peoples eyes. Pie ay ay, I'm a birdie who likes pies, keep throwin them, at the cogs until they die. [verse 2] Now they have a bakery, they got all of the treats, all of the snacks, look good enough 2 eat. From cakes to brownies, クッキー and pie, colorful, fruitful, tasty deserts oh my! [repeat chorus] piyaiyaiyai, piyaiyaiyai, piyaiyai eat them til cry[repeat]. [wait 4 about 30 secs, then repeat verse 1, and then repeat the chorus twice, and then wait 4 about 8 seconds] Pie ay ay, im a birdie who likes pies, eat them all up till ur so full u could cry. THE END, hope u liked it(and sang it rite).
As I weave through dark allies, trying to make my way home, everything feels wrong. It's 日 time and there is crickets chirping. The moon is shining along with bright stars while the brilliant sun sleeps. Annabella was not there. This time, it wasn't Annabella and I running away from one of our stunts. I was running for a different reason. I needed to get ホーム so I could cry. I needed to sit there in my crying corner and cry. I did not make it ホーム in time. I collapse onto the harsh cement and burst into tears, right there in an alley.
Hours pass. I lose track of time, but I know the sun...
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posted by HaiSuG96
RuHiU G. [Katia V.]
This is myspace. People post their "life stories" on the internet. They share their interests, likes, dislikes, music, 動画 and the usual "I got them haters going like ____" , "i 愛 my haters" or, "don't give a ____ about what others think". Myspace is a place full of lies. Some people say they don't give a crap about people telling them stuff to their faces, but they are the first ones あなた see crying in the restroom because of a stupid comment. They say that they 愛 their haters, and sometimes I think "if あなた 愛 your haters, then why do あなた hate back?" seriously....
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when that エンジェル sits on my shoulder
whispers into my ハート, 心
a peace , a harmony
a bliss feeling of out of control
the エンジェル appears to あなた in form of desire
あなた float along with the force of ...
woooooooooooooooo
あなた jump about
cos あなた cant sit down
the power of jolly drunk without the drink
the power to make others happy
this エンジェル with her good intensions
will make あなた fly
the エンジェル will make あなた cry
the エンジェル will make あなた feel how others feel
so あなた can empathise
and be ver wise in emotionial terms
theres an internal war
between the エンジェル and the death
they fight feroususly
but they dont even relise
they have both already ロスト
EmptyInside: im late
Skrewwd: I feel wild
Skrewwd screams for the heck of it
WhoCares: A 日 dont go によって あなた dont feel that way.
Skrewwd kisses Black, CC, and Luna full in the mouth for the heck of it
MentalBlackie gets shotgun
EmptyInside watches black for rea- nevermind xD
WhoCares grabs shotgun and her chiansaw
Skrewwd: O.o
MentalBlackie: IF あなた do that again I'm gonna make BigMacs outta あなた XD
EmptyInside just sits there
Skrewwd runs for the hills
EmptyInside: WOO NON-VIOLENCE!
EmptyInside: ...for once
WhoCares: No fair Black, I wanted to do that to him!!
MentalBlackie shoots
MentalBlackie: Well
MentalBlackie:...
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posted by hotice
" I know what あなた want from me.you want me to tell あなた my tale like the group before me had" "To know why they sent me here to あなた . why i am different from everone else " . "But if i tell あなた i could get a lot of people around me hurt " 発言しました the girl.

"I promise my dear that i will tell no one of what あなた will tell me today " 発言しました the man .

"Alright but あなた will not like what i tell あなた .' 'I do not know where to begin ."

"Just start with your name I am willing to listen " 発言しました the man " i am doctor after all."

"ok , my name is Melody Willgrove and i am a werewolf "

alright if あなた want hear もっと見る . tell me because that was just a prologue .sorry if it bored u
♥♥♥.............again found this.not によって me!

Here they are:

1. Do not be late.

2. Do not put your feet on the desk.

3. Do not eat garlic 24 hours prior.

4. Do not have a flapping dried nostril booger または a long protruding nose hair.

5. Do not have a stringer of spittle in the corner of your mouth.

6. Do not shake hands if your palm is cold, clammy and limp.

7. Do not wear sneakers unless they are brand new.

8. Do not wear a lapel pin of any sort unless it is the American または Mexican flag.

9. Do not ask about hours, salary, vacation, pensions, insurance または anything else that might be considered ......
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posted by I_love_Mikey
Contradicting as it is, and hypocritical of me to say, this is how I view the industrial culture...

There're stereotypes, and within stereotypes, groups, and within groups, characterization, and within the characterization, secrets, and within the secrets, lies.

We'll start with the industrial style:

People will go off and call others "emo", "goth", "punk", etc. And, then within "emo" is "scene", "poser", "rocker", and within "goth", there's "cyber goth", and so on and so forth...

People in their own groups will call each other posers.

Overall, the industrial culture started off as something without...
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posted by KatiiCullen94
how あなた chose to express yourself
is all your own and i can tell
it comes naturally
it comes naturally

you follow what あなた feel inside
listen to it,you have to try
it comes naturally
mmmmm it comes naturally

and it takes my breath away
what あなた do so naturally

CHORUS
you are the thunder and
i am the lightening
and i 愛 the way あなた know
who あなた are and to me it's exciting
when あなた know it's meant to be
everything comes naturally
it comes naturally when your with me baby
everything comes naturally
it comes naturally
ba ba baby

you have a way of moving me
a force of nature your energy
it comes...
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posted by Fangirl99
As Vanessa walked into the spooky house,she looked for Dr.Vamp.

"hello?is anybody here?hello?"

"Good evening,"a voice called out sounding a lot like Dracula.

"huh?whos that?"Vanessa asked the voice with no body.

"Turn around."called the voice

so she did,and turned to a white man with very pale skin,and red lip stick

"come,sit."said the white man,pointing to his chair.

"Hello,i am Dr.Vamp.Who do we have here?"

"My name is Vanessa Colorado,and ive been experiencing strange behavior."

"mhm,like what?"

"well,at school today,i bit someones arm"

"Did blood come out"

"a little"

"were there marks?"

" yes,tiny ones,though."...
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 愛 them :D
LOVE them :D
Angela's POV

Days passed one によって one, and my 愛 for Jacob got even bigger. It's almost a 年 since I'm here.Now I know everybody in Forks. Alexandra became my best friends, and she's the only one that knows my secret. There's too much ゼリー girls, but he didn't cheat on me as long as I know. Actually he says he loves me もっと見る every day. And I think he means it. Bella is really nice to me, and I try to be nice to her. Her boyfriend, Edward (the vampire) left her. I would die if Jacob would do something like that to me. Last night I dreamed Edward..or at least he says he is Edward. We were in...
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posted by boomerlover
A Really Bad Day

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps 次 to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy あなた another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This 日 is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police 発言しました that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in ベッド with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, あなた 表示する up and drink my poison."
Here's the rest of em'

51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"

52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

53. only type in lowercase.

54. dont use any punctuation either

55. Buy a large quantity of オレンジ traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

56. Pay for your ディナー with pennies.

57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.

58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in ランダム spots on all of someone's roadmaps.

60. Inform everyone あなた meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.

61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do...
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