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can あなた think of some funny quotes?
I will give a リスペクト for each answer:)
here's some I founf funny:D
If ウォッカ was water and I was a duck,..I'd swim to the bottom of the ocean and never come back...
But vodka's not water,and I'm not a duck...So slide me a bottle and shut the fuck up!
...
Look at the bright side....
atleast mondays only happen once a week!
...
Bitchy much?
Im sorry...I wasn't thaught how to say 'Fuck You' politely.
...
You're a great friend,but If the zombies chase us,Im tripping you.
...
あなた know she's your best friend,when she wakes あなた in the middle of the night and says:'move over あなた whore.'
...
Starring:Disney Princesses as Desperate HOUSEWIVES
Belle:My husband's an animal!
Cinderella:Mine still drives a pumpkin
Snow white: My husband still leaves me at ホーム with 7 little ones.
Ariel:Mine wants me to wear fishnet stockings
Sleeping Beauty:I just pretend Im asleep...
...
あなた cry,
I cry,
あなた laugh,
I laugh,
あなた jump off a cliff,
I laugh [i]even harder
It's all fun and games until someone get's hurt...
then it's hilarious!
and the 一覧 goes on so I can't stop:))
here's some I founf funny:D
If ウォッカ was water and I was a duck,..I'd swim to the bottom of the ocean and never come back...
But vodka's not water,and I'm not a duck...So slide me a bottle and shut the fuck up!
...
Look at the bright side....
atleast mondays only happen once a week!
...
Bitchy much?
Im sorry...I wasn't thaught how to say 'Fuck You' politely.
...
You're a great friend,but If the zombies chase us,Im tripping you.
...
あなた know she's your best friend,when she wakes あなた in the middle of the night and says:'move over あなた whore.'
...
Starring:Disney Princesses as Desperate HOUSEWIVES
Belle:My husband's an animal!
Cinderella:Mine still drives a pumpkin
Snow white: My husband still leaves me at ホーム with 7 little ones.
Ariel:Mine wants me to wear fishnet stockings
Sleeping Beauty:I just pretend Im asleep...
...
あなた cry,
I cry,
あなた laugh,
I laugh,
あなた jump off a cliff,
I laugh [i]even harder
It's all fun and games until someone get's hurt...
then it's hilarious!
and the 一覧 goes on so I can't stop:))
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