i am in a fight with my my friend. does anyone have any good comebacks?

Im not surprised your fighting because あなた dont sound like a very good friend. And seriously who WANTS to fight there friends? Two wrongs dont make a right, あなた should end the fight immediatly.

Why do あなた WANT to continue fighting with your 'FRIEND'? REAL フレンズ don't do that. :(

I'm not going to help あなた call your friend names. Do あなた really want to stoop to that level? I knew a girl when I was in school who was a big bully. She would make fun of anybody who was "different" nerd, geek, disabled, short, fat, あなた name it. She picked on me because I had seizures and I was on a med. that made me gain weight. I sure あなた don't want to become like her, and I'm not going to encourage it!

I think the best "comeback" is to ignore the insults and pray for her.

i have to agree with clarklover ^ i fought with both of my フレンズ in 4th grade and let me tell ya, it was the worst 年 of my life :/

fighting only leads to worse problems.

how can u fight with your freind. i know i had fights with my freinds b4 but re always 4gave eachother in the end. this is wat we were talking about in school today Cyber Bullying and right now your being a Cyber Bully.well tectenicly u are

fighting is stupid, which is how you're 芝居 right now.

WHAT.LEAVE HER ALONE!!DONT EVER FIGHT 火災, 火 WITH FIRE!YOU ARE JUST GOING TO BE THE BAD GUY IF あなた DO THAT!!!!PLUS, SHES NERDY.SHE IS A WEAKLING!!DONT FIGHT.TO ME VIOLENCE IS NEVER THE ANSWER.WELL THEN JUST LEAVE HER ALONE.I KNOW あなた WANT TO BE THE BETTER PERSON.YOU KNOW BETTER THAN THIS AND あなた SHOULDNT MAKE FUN OF OTHER PEOPLE EITHER!WHAT IF I 発言しました THAT あなた WERE WEAKLING LONER.WOULD あなた WANT THAT?JUST KEEP THIS IN MIND.NEVER FIGHT 火災, 火 WITH 火災, 火 BECAUSE YOULL JUST GET BURNED.BE THE BETTER PERSON AND WORRY ABOUT YOUR SELF, NOT OTHERS.SHES YOUR FRIEND.I HAD A FIGHT WITH MY FRIEND ONCE AND I MISS HER NOW BECAUSE BEFORE I WANTED TO END THE FIGHT SHE MOVED TO HAWAII AND SHE WAS MY BEST FRIEND EVER SINCE KINDER.IM CRYING RIGHT NOW JUST THINKING ABOUT IT.SHE DIDNT EVEN BOTHERED TO SAY によって TO ME.I DID THE WRONG THING.DONT RUIN YOUR FRIENDSHIP~!!!LIKE I DID.

your 芝居 realy irresponsable and childish. why would あなた want to continue a fight with your friend maybe she's an idiot for being フレンズ with you. what kind of a friend are you. あなた should just stop it and 移動する on. grow up a little because your 芝居 like a 5 年 old. just go up to her and tell her あなた want to sought things out. it sounds like your jelus of her

Why fight with a friend?

あなた call this person your freind yet あなた come on here asking for mean comebacks あなた can throw at her and make fun of her on the web that doesn't sound much like a friend judging によって this あなた would not be a friend i want to have a true friend would be devestated that the fight broke out and do everything they could to help resolve it. I hope あなた can work it out with her. i'm sure あなた are a good friend but right now あなた are 芝居 childish and immature this is not a way to treat a friend so grow up and settle this maturly

That is so wrong.that is not what a friend is if u were a friend あなた would not be talking about her like that and why do u want to fight with her and I would not want to be ur friend becuse u r not a true one.and フレンズ workthings out they dont ask for good comebacks to hurt them u r awful!:(

Well,i'm trying to see ur point of view but not succeeding.U shud say sorry,even if she's the bad guy here.Okay???And u dont sound like a good friend to me.A good mate wudn't ask for comebacks.Try and b a better mate.

あなた should just make up and be フレンズ again.It's not gonna help によって doing this.If あなた ask me i would say i'm sorry または what ever the reason is that your fighting.It's not worth it to lose a friend over something stupid like a tiny little fight...I think あなた should make up and enjot the time あなた have with your friends

Okay i get in fights with my フレンズ all the time...like ALL the time and im being serious, it sounds like あなた hate her alot? huh? well it sounds like あなた guys were never REAL frends... And so what if she likes a 'nerdy' guy? Some nerds are actually hot haha :)and i stink at sport too? no one makes fun of me!? is that suppose to be a bad thing now? I rekon if shes ditching あなた to try to act cool, she obviously doesnt care about the way あなた feel, and doesnt value your friendship, so i say 移動する on and find new better friends, あなた never know she could come back to あなた because she misses you..But if あなた think your gunna miss her then just make up with her! Thats all i can say :P

If she's short, just call her a JIT all the time! I do that to my friend and she gets really mad!

Oh, I have TONS!

1.When あなた look at an onion, it cries before あなた do.

2.Your mama is so stupid, she tried to put M'ms in ABC order!(You can also say the smae thing with skittles.)

3.Last time I saw something like you, It was brown and I had to flush it!

Thats just a few good ones. :)

The only effective comeback is to COMPLETELY IGNORE HER.

If your just gonna verbally attack her, your just gonna become like her.
Think about it :)

actually its kinds sad ur fighting,it'll probly b summin stupid,and WHY WHY HANG OUT WIV SUM1 LIKE TAHT?i meen,id b embarased ,no offence 2 ur m8.its kinda pointless ya noe.. (•̪●)