AH! My water broke!

shit shit shit shit!!
*drives あなた to the hospital*
*holds your hand*
*inserts a dollar bill into the vending machine*
come on baby あなた can do it!!!!!!
*waits excitedly*
.....
*bottle pops out*
*gazes at bottle of water lovingly*

it looks just like you... *hands あなた the bottle*

Sure. Just let me insert mine into the CD component of my computer so I can download it to you.

I would if I weren't so afraid of it.

GLADOS IS TO BLAME!!!

if あなた pay for it i will...

HERE U GO! :))

IDIJKSKSIAI
*takes あなた to a river*
:D