What is the stupidest thing you've ever 発言しました to a crush?

Uhm, yeah.. This is how normal people flirt:
You're cute! We should totally go out!

This is how I flirt:
Your face, I like that shit.

XD

Weeellll, I was at this party and I was having a little too much fun and I decided to pick up this guy I was crushing on, and I never picked up a person before so when I picked him up I wasn't really expecting it to be as difficult as it was and so three words that should NEVER be 発言しました to anyone automatically came out of my mouth...."Jeez, you're heavy"

Stupid me >.<

One time she was at an art museum in Philly and we were Snapchatting and she was like "VAN GOGH!" and I was like "VAN GOGH OUT WITH ME" but like as a joke bc she's straight but omg

That I liked them; but キス them was a dumber decision.....

When im on my period all i do is cry... at everything, that being 発言しました i didn't really say something stupid but one 日 when we were in the lunch line i began crying because they ran out of fries i felt like an idiot <.> im sure i've 発言しました stupid things but right now this is all i can remember

Nothing really

Yeah and it was really embarrassing too. And, to 上, ページのトップへ it off she was one of the most 人気 girls in school.

I said: "Did あなた just fart? Cause あなた blew me away"

"H-hey.. あなた look like an anime.. that's kinda hot".
I then proceeded to break my 机, デスク accidentally.

I've never talked to my crush.

I never talk to my crush....I'm too shy :/

"So, あなた like to drink water?"

everything that comes out of my mouth is stupid! i don't think before i speak... and i really should.
luckily my crush thought this was cute and we're dating, but what if he wouldn't have done that!?

"..So..want a potato?"

I'm not even going to explain how it came to that.

"I think you're really cute. Like really cute. Like, you're so cute that I just had a mental boner. あなた make my brain hard."

At which point I proceeded to walk away and trip over air molecules and ram my face on a wall, which I got blood on. And I got a free broken nose.

...NEVER HAD A CRUSH WOOOH

"Hellllooooooo Baaaaaabbbyyyy" *facepalm* but it worked! well & INSTANTLY, infact that is all it took and we dated for a long time after we first met & my cheesy line.

Don't use lines. They suck.

Conversations with my crushes never end well....
I'll just pick one..
Me: -drawing in a sketchbook-
Crush: Oh,you like to draw! That's cool...
Me:-totally flips out- Really? I have some drawings of あなた in here!
Crush: Uh...I gotta go..to the bathroom..
Me: ;_; Why am I such a creeper??!

I usually start out as フレンズ with my crushes. But never get the balls to tell them how I feel... and eventually school ends and I usually don't ever see them again.

"Water a スイカ then bring it to school."Then I changed the subject"I'm Minho.I'm a ho."I WAS IN CRACK!(sorry Minho ファン like I 発言しました I was on crack.)

hi sexy, over the internet, lol :P