My friend does this... And gets me every time!! Say "hello" as if あなた picked the phone up! Then "this is __ and I'm not here right now...." I'm for real it's funny!
Call me, beep me, if あなた want to reach me. CALL ME, BEEP ME, IF あなた WANT TO REACH ME! Doesn't matter when, doesn't where I WILL BE THERE WITH あなた 'TIL THE VERY END! Danger, または trouble, I'm there on the double...IF あなた JUST CALL MY NAME (insert name here...DON'T DARE MAKE IT KIM POSSIBLE XD)
posted １年以上前
This is actually my voice mail, except I sing it in spanish
This is my voicemail. I obviously couldn't come to the phone right now because one) I'm masturbating and two) I'm masturbating. Leave a message after the beep.
You've reached Kowalski. Sorry I can't get to the phone right now but if あなた * explosion goes off and silence* I'm okay. That was my invention in the lab, heheh.. *nervous laugh* So yeah, leave a voicemail after the beep.. *beep*
Hey, this is ____ and if あなた don't know what to do によって now, hang up.
or
*casually like あなた are picking up the phone* Hello? *wait a few seconds* I'm not talking to you. *wait a little more* *saying perky like* So leave a message after tha beeeeeep!
It is I, the mighty (Insert name)! I never surrender, never waver and always win! If あなた want to talk with someone as incredible as myself, leave your message after the beep! If not, retreat and run while あなた still can!
