Why Don't あなた Try This?

I kicked a Bolivian chicken サンドイッチ in the face because its pet 魚 peed on the cow that I saw raping a dog after I washed my left eyebrow with Drano.

Flying ninja rainbows jumping around. `Nuff said.

No, because why.

im bored

So, there was this dog I found the other 日 that had red eyes and it crouched down low to the ground, ready to pounce when my brother came によって and chased after it and as I watched him chase the dog away I shrugged and started walking while I pondered the events of my life, the most important event being the eating of apples after a long hard 日 out on the town with a few old フレンズ and a demonic dog apparently, which brings me to this story I heard from my friend the other 日 about her pet poodle that apparently didn't like it's 食 and so they had to go and buy better 食 for the dog and while they were at the スーパーマーケット, スーパー マーケット I ran into them, as in.. I rounded a corner and bashed into them, which caused them to drop the 食 all over the floor and tell me the story of why they were there and it was because of their poodle, like I already said, which reminds me of this movie I watched the other 日 about ヒーローズ of the past and I know poodles shouldn't have anything to do with that but, it popped into my head and well, let me tell あなた the story of my people.. *Takes a deep breath.*

(I could have kept going.. on and on.. )

Misaki can't read Usagi's poker face while Ahomine r**es Kise

Zippity Zoe zipped up the Zoo.

Okay. I wish i had the ability to bring the dead soldiers who fought in World War I and II back to life so they can tell me everything that happened so I don't have to do any research and once I have all the information I need, I will find a shotgun and rein act The Walking Dead. xD

I like rainbows because they're so pretty with all the colours and I want to have a お茶, 紅茶 party with all my ドール and my three fluffy kittens- fluffy muffy and duffy, and it will be soooo much fun and the sun will shine and there will be magical ユニコーン and カップケーキ and cookies! Did I tell あなた that I was secretly a wizard but the big bad meanie with no nose killed me with his magic stick and so I then became a magical fairy who sparkles! Yayy I loooove to sparkle!- Robert Pattinson/Edward Cullen/ Cedric Diggory :D