The Test 2!!! Now with crazier answers!

What 月 were あなた born in?
Jan.] あなた raped
Feb.] あなた licked
Mar.] あなた beat
Apr.] あなた gave a present to
May] あなた banged
Jun.] あなた bit
Jul.] あなた read with
Aug.] あなた went shopping
Sep.] あなた went running with
Oct.] あなた built with
Nov.] あなた assassinated
Dec.] あなた got high with
What 日 of the 月 were あなた born?
1] A nazi
2] a dog
3] a computer
4] the sea
5] Michael Jackson
6] a vampire
7] Chuck Norris
8] a snake
9] a cup
10] a baby
11] Elvis Presley
12] a toilet
13] a bucket
14] a clown
15] a pig
17] Edward Cullen
18] a witch
19] 落花生, ピーナッツ butter
20] a soda can
21] a flower
22] a snake
23] a cardboard box
24] a paintbrush
25] the sun
26] a knife
27] pizza
28] a plastic big
29] glue
30] Mario
31] a hot dog
What is your お気に入り color?
Red] because あなた herped so hard that あなた derped.
Orange] because あなた got lost.
Yellow] because you're it.
Green] because あなた got sleepy.
Blue] because あなた molested your dog.
Purple] because あなた were hungry.
Black] because あなた were naked.
Brown] because あなた clogged the toilet.
Gray] because あなた couldn't help it.
White] because あなた read too many books.
Other] because you're a baker.
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I went running with Michael Jackson because I herped so hard that I derped.