If death came to your door step what would あなた tell him?

I would ask him where his son was

then I'd ship him off to my waifu
cause I'm nice like that




sometimes

"Hi there. You're here for me? Okay, can I just borrow this notebook for a minute?" *Writes JB's name, along with all the 1D members.*

There we go.

xD

.

me: GO THE F*CK AWAY. あなた ain't taking nobody!
*points the middle finger*

I would tell him

"If あなた ever come here again, I will make sure that あなた will endure the most terrible torture imaginable till あなた are ripped from your sanity ._. ....also could あなた make a quick visit to my neighbor? :3"

"oh"

... ...

me: *opens door* oh! you're awfully early! によって at least....80 years! but while you're here....*gives address of worst enemies* ta ta! have a deathly day!

"Oh, can あなた just 登録する ファンポップ and add me? I'll add あなた back so we can chat about it, kay?

An 林檎, アップル for the Elder wand?

I dont open door to strangers so problem solved (for a while at least:P)

FUCK YEAH SOUL EATER IS REAL.
HOLY FLIPPING FUCK.
OH MY GOD.
ITS SOUL EATER.
ON MY DOORSTEP.
RIGHT NOW.
OH MY GOD.
OH MY MOTHER FUCKING GOD.
IT'S SOUL EATER.
LIKE RIGHT NOW.
AND I HAVE BEEN LIKE
REQUESTED
TO GO TO THE DWMA
TO DEATH MUTHAFUCKIN CITY
BECAUSE I AM JUST SO FREAKING LUCKY
AND
AND HIDE YO DEATH
HIDE YO KID
BECAUSE I AM HERE
IN DEATH CITY
MUTHAFUCKAS
DREAM
COME
TRUE!!!

run screaming like a little girl?

I would say to him: "sorry, wrong house. He is living 次 door."

"What the fuck did あなた just fucking say about me, あなた little bitch? I'll have あなた know I graduated 上, ページのトップへ of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the 上, ページのトップへ sniper in the entire US armed forces. あなた are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe あなた the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. あなた think あなた can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the US and your IP is being traced right now. So あなた better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing あなた call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill あなた in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable 尻, お尻 off the face of the continent, あなた little shit. If only あなた could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" コメント was about to bring down upon you, maybe あなた would have held your fucking tongue. But あなた couldn't, あなた didn't, and now you're paying the price, あなた goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over あなた and あなた will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo."

Me: Oh there's my pizza! *givey money* So give it to me now.
Death: ....*stares at me*
Me: This whole death custom thing is really great, man! So wheres my pizza?
Death: I'm here to take your soul...
Me; AND I AM HUNGRY SO GIVE ME MY ピザ または I WILL EAT GRASS!
Death: *is scared & runs away*
Me: *Trollface* 雌犬 PLEASE!

I would ask him for the Elder Wand, The マント, 隠す of Invisibliity and the Ressirection Stone.

oh no, あなた have the wrong house, Justin Bieber is that way.

Even though this is death....

1. Randomly burst into this song

2. Sign dib and justin biebers name in his notebook

3. ID GET THE FUCK OUT!

Shinigami-Sama I didn't know あなた where real!

Have あなた installed a revolving door yet? No? Then I'm not coming. *sits on the ground and crosses arms like a 3 年 old*

'Hello!'

OMG I 愛 あなた :D


e_e

death-*knocks on door*
me-*opens it* O_O... sorry Big D...rong address *slams door n walks away lik a boss*