Hipster 911

I can't sign into my Instagram.

Emergency that I called a wrong number!!

My suspenders went missing and I haven't been able to look for them because I'm too busy watching viral 動画 on my iPad (But don't worry, I had that before it was cool)! D':

HELP! MY 虹 DASH ISN'T BREATHING!

A hipster would never dial 911!
Everybody knows 911!
It's too mainstream!

I told somebody that I would protect them and I ended up killing their フレンズ and family. e.e

Hipster 911: I called 911 before the emergency happened.

PSYCHIC!

Operator: "911 what is your emergency?"
Me: "Oh, where do I start! あなた see first off, my mother went and decided to-"
Operator: "Sir...this is not a counselors office. Is there an actual life または death situation?"
Me: "Huh? Oh, ya....my mother in law....fell.....down the stairs....by accident....zero pushing involved...>_>....<_<"

Yeah, I need a large 4 cheese pizza, 40 oz of high life and a dime bag. Do あなた deliver?

"Hello,operator? My emeergency?...."



THIS TRIED TO TACKLE ME WITH 愛 WHEN MY FIANCE WASNT LOOKING!!!!!

HEEEEELLLLPPPP MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!