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Wake up, hear doorbell ring, open door, zombie standing right outside. What do?

 springely posted 1年以上前
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AstonMartin321 said:
Come in, come in!!! Would あなた like some お茶, 紅茶 and fried human legs?
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 [b][i]Come in, come in!!! Would あなた like some お茶, 紅茶 and fried human legs?[/b][/i]
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XD Best Answer!!!
UltmateUltima posted 1年以上前
Panda-Hero said:
Close the door in its face and go back to bed.
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xD Best!
BeastBoyCahill posted 1年以上前
8theGreat said:
"YES!!! I FINALLY GET TO SHOOT SOMETHING THAT MOVES!!! DAD, GET THE COLT!!! I'M PUTTING TARGET PRACTICE TO USE!!!"
Nooo I haven't been waiting for this moment all my life. Nope, not me, nuh uh, no way.
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xD Your answer. It's... perfect. (Too bad I already voted for another Best Answer.)
BeastBoyCahill posted 1年以上前
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What if it was a nice zombie?
PaulInDaHood posted 1年以上前
UltmateUltima said:
Close the door, and get ready for the apocalypse. Or, take the 次 flight outta here.

Me: "On to Antarctica, to visit uncle Harrison!"
Dad: "Yay! I 愛 his igloo pie!"
Brother: "Hell yeah! Let's go right now!"
All: "YEAH!!!"
Zombie: ";A; Me want too..."


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XxKeithHarkinxX said:
"Keith, were あなた out drinkin' AGAIN?"
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 [b][i]"Keith, were あなた out drinkin' AGAIN?" [/i][/b]
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XD
BeastBoyCahill posted 1年以上前
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Ewww
georgieharrison posted 1年以上前
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@georgie, what's "ewwww"
XxKeithHarkinxX posted 1年以上前
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Probably his chest hair...It is kinda....
UltmateUltima posted 1年以上前
POPclogger216 said:
Wait, our doorbell works now? Awesome. *shuts door*
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XD
BeastBoyCahill posted 1年以上前
thejokersgirl13 said:
Nonchalantly close the door... It's that simple. Let him go nom nom on someone else's brains.
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nom nom xD
XxKeithHarkinxX posted 1年以上前
usernameinvalid said:
Grab my AR-15 get my medical kit, 食 and finally round up the troops. It has officially started.
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 Grab my AR-15 get my medical kit, 食 and finally round up the troops. It has officially started.
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malandcar said:
Slam the door in it's face, go back to bed, and deal with it later.
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Anomalous said:
it was smart and polite enough to use the doorbell so i would probably try to start a conversation with it

pic unrelated
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 it was smart and polite enough to use the doorbell so i would probably try to start a conversation with it pic unrelated
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simpleplan said:
Slam the door on it then tell mum to get my bat.
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BeastBoyCahill said:
I: *Is sleeping until hears a doorbell ringing. Wakes up.* Huuuuh? Uhhhh... Huuuhhhhh... What? *Rubs eyes* What's that? *Walks over to the door* Hmm? Wha... We have a doorbell now? Weird... Well, alright, then... *Opens door*
Zombie: *Standing at the door, groaning zombie-like*
I: Oh. >.> SEBASTIAN, IT'S FOR YOU! Take care of our little, uninvited house guest please! *Goes back to sleep*
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*Sebastion walks up, wielding silverware*
wantadog posted 1年以上前
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*Sebastian.....
wantadog posted 1年以上前
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Sebastian: Yes, my Lord.
BeastBoyCahill posted 1年以上前
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Goodbye, Mr. Zombie.
BeastBoyCahill posted 1年以上前
Usui--takumi said:
Seems legit
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xXitachiXx said:
*Opens Door*
*looks at Zombie*
Mom, looks like someone has been
eating bath salts again...
Oh no! quickly ..shoot it billy!!!
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thefan123 said:
hope that that he's looking for brains ...i know then i'll be 安全, 安全です ;)
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izzah25 said:
Me: HOLEH SHEET! *kick zombie in the gut*
Zombie: *groan* (Translation: ;A; Why'd ya do that?)
Me: *kicks zombie again, pushing it away, shuts door, runs to parent's room* IT'S THE APOPCALYPSE! D:>
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Then they let the college student inside?
wantadog posted 1年以上前
Draculaura10 said:
Is it a girl zombie または a boy?
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-Wednesday- said:
"Ah yes. Welcome. Do please come in and make yourself at home, dear."

I'm usually blind for about three 分 after I wake up. ^u^
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xD 'L' to the 'O' to the 'L!' Imagining how that would work out...
BeastBoyCahill posted 1年以上前
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I fall down the stairs a lot. And not just for Homestuck(ホームスタック) reasons.
-Wednesday- posted 1年以上前
Whirlwind586 said:
I'll get naughty with the shottie.
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zutaradragon said:
grab bat, hit until dust, keep skull (unbroken), go 2 NYC, take 2 Obscura, have make exploded skull, cheer...
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 grab bat, hit until dust, keep skull (unbroken), go 2 NYC, take 2 Obscura, have make exploded skull, cheer...
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Immortal42 said:
Slam the door.
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karlyluvsam said:
Exception go all black ops .. reality scream like a little girl
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 Exception go all black ops .. reality scream like a little girl
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-Hemomaniac- said:
Close the door, get whatever gun I can find, and shoot it the first chance I get.
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wantadog said:
Follow the 5 rules of zombie invasion.

1. Stay in a circle.
2. do not deviate from the circle.
3. if a teammate deviates from the circle, he has volunteered to be bait.
4. That would not have happened if あなた had stayed in the circle, now would it?
5. Shoot the fuckers without deviating from the circle.


Brought to あなた によって a COD player.
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 Follow the 5 rules of zombie invasion. 1. Stay in a circle. 2. do not deviate from the circle. 3. if a teammate deviates from the circle, he has volunteered to be bait. 4. That would not have happened if あなた had stayed in the circle, now would it? 5. Shoot the fuckers without deviating from the circle. Brought to あなた によって a COD player.
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ilovecornholio said:
Simply slam the door go get my 'magical' gun go back and shoot his damn brains out then go back to sleep…simple enough dont あなた agree!! Now if it was Frank my pet zombie I wouldn't hurt him!
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