What would あなた do if あなた were Batman?

Drive around in my bat mobile going 焦げ茶色, ダン, dun nunununununununununun uh nunu バットマン BATMAN! at full volume out the window

we would fight crime then go shopping cuz Bruce wayne is loaded.

It would suck to be batman.

Theres this guy at my dad's work whose last name is Batman....

バットマン is the 雌犬 at my dad's work XD

So, it would suck to be batman...because i'd have to work and be everyone's bitch.

ID BUY A GIANT SWIMMING POOL!!!!!!!!!!

Spend my money on アニメ & やおい and kick some ass

Fight crime while this song plays. ^^

the first thing id do- "I'm batman...." XD

I'd say: I'm Batman, shhhh! X'3

Hang out with my buddy Superman.
Play with my ベルト thingy. Really how much stuff can あなた fit on it?

First I'd fangirl over Robin/Nightwing....

Then I'd scream, "Du nu nununununu BATMAN!" while running around Gotham~

Interesting answer: I'd hit on the female superheroines he knows. Especially since most of them are hot. (Namely Wonder Woman and co.)

Humorous answer: Run saying the バットマン theme song to everyone I knew. XD

Serious answer: Act like バットマン himself. Because that'd be awesome.

sing NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA ME!!!

Probably the same thing バットマン does, save people and stop crime. Not really much point in doing anything else, otherwise you'd just ruin the idea of Batman, who is the man. Pretty much one of the best heros of the Justice League. And he's effing intelligent as well.

i'll fly high

I'd probably go around to ランダム people and say in a deep voice: "I'm Batman." Then disappear, right as they turn around, JUST to piss them off....
*video is related. Watch it. Funnies sheitt*