Someone hit me with a volleyball... Then pain was obvious on my face... he asked:Does it hurt? I was like:*no hitting me with a バレーボール makes me feel good*duh?!?
While i was in school one 日 dressed up in black and a had black and grey make up on (including black lipstick) and i had all my goth clothes on, pants w/ chains, cloak, etc. and someone asked me if i was goth....
At school I was playing サッカー and got hit with a サッカー ball in my stomach anmd everyone saw.............10 秒 later my friend comes over hey? Did あなた get hit -_-
And at my house I got hit in the nose with a frisbee and it was bleeding (I know because I went to go scratch my nose it hurt! T_T) so my friend comes over O my gosh! Are あなた bleeding!!...me:no I just put ketchup up my nose -_-
I was watching TV with my family, and some people in the TV 表示する were crying because a member of their family had just died. My brother turns to me and asks: "Is that sad? Do あなた think they're upset?" I reply: "No, it's hilarious - and they're clearly celebrating." -_-
Another time, he said: "Do あなた ever try to imagine stabbing people with bayonets?" I said: "No, but then あなた can't go によって someone weird and un-psychopathic like me."
I don't think he was being serious...I prefer to think he was joking. That is what I like to think.
This person clames to be smarter than me cuz they do 10kg of ホーム work every week. This is what she askes me: What is flirting? How long is 1 foot in cm? What kind of クモ, スパイダー is that one? What is that colour? And all those other 質問 that never fail to piss me off But the stupidest one was: do あなた hate *enter worst enemies name here*?