How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck could?

i found the 情報源 of the ticking, it's a pipe bomb!

A wood chuck could chuck as much as wood chuck's chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

a wood chuck could chuck a thousand pieces of wood a minute

That last "could" needs to be "wood."

and none.

as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck...could?

... wat was the question?

Wood.

I think the もっと見る important 質問 is...why would a wood chuck be chucking wood when it can chuck something else much もっと見る interesting? ;D

I think あなた meant
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

I think as much until he'd say; If your tackle tackles my tackle then my tackle tackles your tackle back.

All of it...

After whole 分 of extensive research, I have come to a conclusion. Let's say the Wood chuck is W, and the wood, D.
If W chucks D at an aproximate twenty three logs per 時 (logs being two feet in diameter, seven feet long, 134.17 lbs.), then in one 日 (being about seventeen work hrs. for W), it would chuck an aproximate 52460.47 lbs of D in one day. Now if we were going for a whole week (six days, W don't take off Sat.) then it would be 314762.82 lbs. of D.
Simple logic.

How much wood could a wood-chuck chuck if a wood chuck was Chuck Norris??

ALL OF IT

HIDH

*chuckles*

Chuck Norris?

Wood chucks can't chuch wood gosh people get your facts straight

I don't know. Ask Geico.