Kid : Mom can I wear mini-skirt today ? Mom : No ! Kid : Can I wear lipstick? Mom : No ! Kid : Can I wear high heels ? ...Mom : No ! Kid : But mom! I'm 17 years old ! Mom : I know Justin, I know ... I know あなた heard this before but what the hell,well here's another
*Best friend gets a boyfirend* Me: あなた look happy. And a good thing for あなた that she does. BFF boyfriend: Is this the part where あなた tell me if I hurt her, you'll kill me? Me: No. If あなた hurt her, she's quite capable of killing あなた herself. Possibly with a variety of weapons. BFF boyfriend: ... And another
Best friends.. あなた fight, I fight. あなた hurt, I hurt. あなた cry, I cry. あなた jump off a bridge; I get in a paddle ボート and save your stupid ass. Ok that's enough peww
posted １年以上前
And this one One spelling mistake can destroy your life. A Husband sent this to his wife:I'm having a wonderful time wish あなた were her
Okay, here goes: Arnold Schwartzinager has a very big one. Justin Bieber has a very small one. Micky マウス has a very unusual one. Jerry Sienfeld is very proud of his. Clinton uses his a lot. Tiger woods is now very ashamed of his. Madona dosen't have one.
What is it?
No, it's not a dick
it's a last name
posted １年以上前
lol I've heard it before あなた put jb instead of micheal j 狐, フォックス :)
John gets a distressed phone call from his very blonde girlfriend Buffy.
"I've got a problem," says Buffy.
"What's the matter?" asks John.
"Well, I bought this jigsaw puzzle, but it's too hard. None of the pieces fit together and I can't find any edges."
"What's the picture of?" asks John.
"It's of a big rooster," 返信 Buffy.
"All right," says John. "I'll come over and have a look."
So he goes over to Buffy's house and she greets him によって saying, "Thanks for coming over." Buffy leads John into her キッチン and shows him the jigsaw puzzle on the キッチン table.
John looks at the puzzle and then turns to her and says, "For heaven's sake, Buffy, put the cornflakes back in the box."
