Here's how: 1. Study to get very good grades 2. Go to university 3. Start working 4. Become rich/marry with someone rich 5. Invest on something that makes あなた earn a lot 6. Become a billionaire 7. Buy Facebook.
There あなた have a フェイスブック all to yourself. If あなた don't wanna follow that one, try this: 1. Call your friend 2. Give him a book 3. Ash him to hold it (facing you) 4. Start running towards him (like bulls do on a bullfight) 5. Hit with your face on the book and you'll have a フェイスブック :)
Of course, and we all sincerely need あなた to have a フェイスブック ^w^
But honestly, it's a waste of time if あなた want it right now. I begged my parents since it got 人気 and only just got it last month. Parents are strict sometimes.
Make one just don't tell her...like i did...i made a Myspace and didn't tell her...i don't wanna フェイスブック so i haven't made one...jaja. And if she gets mad...oh well fuck it, it's ur life and do what u wanna do...sorry thats what i do..my mom is strict...and so i do the things i want to do because its my life (honestly i do listen to her sometimes) well hope this was good enough for u to do.