The Evil Green Fire-breathing Unicorn is chasing me, what should i do?

Whenever the Evil Green Fire-Breathing Unicorn is chasing you, the Good ピンク Flower-Shooting Unicorn is always close by. They're twins, see, and they can't be too far apart, despite the fact that they're 苦い enemies. So all あなた gotta do is scream "PENGUINS CAN FLY" really loud as あなた run, and then the Good Unicorn will be there in a matter of minutes. あなた just gotta hold out until he comes, 'kay? And it'll be super awesome when he does come because he shoots fire-dousing お花 out of his mouth, and they can defeat the the Evil Green Fire-Breathing Unicorn for a bit. Just for a bit, mind, so あなた gotta keep running even after the Good ピンク Flower-Shooting Unicorn comes.

Got that?

Spray it with the good water breathing dragon(me キス the good dragon)

Ignore the voices in your head, it's the Evil Green Fire-breathing Unicorn talking to you, trying to get あなた to have a お茶, 紅茶 party with him! If he some how makes あなた have a girly お茶, 紅茶 party with him, do not drink the tea. I repeat DO NOT DRINK THE TEA, または else あなた would be shooting 蝶 out your butt for a week. But I did hear from the magical woodlen 妖精 that the scones are okay. または was it the jam... Well, one of those turnes あなた into a one eye troll, so I suggest あなた eat none. But wait here's a better idea, DON'T LISTEN TO THE VOICE.

Keep running until あなた see a 虹 made up of colours of Red, Blue and Yellow, once あなた found it shout 'I Belive I Can Fly!' at the 上, ページのトップへ of your voice until a crocodlie with red eyes, a scorpione tail on it's head and can walk on two legs appereas in a puff of cheese colourd smoke in front of you, he is friendly. He will take あなた to safty.

Hope that helps :D.

Tell the unicorn to eat a breath mint; his breath must be horrible if it's mouth is full of fire!

break his horn off and stab his 尻, お尻 with it...
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the unicorn is alergic to pants so all u have 2 do is eat ur pants and keep running than once its "dead" from the fumes then u keep running b4 it eats your soul and about the voices in ur head m i would have that checked out によって a doctor. also if u say dont eat me to the unicorn it will take it as offense and get a whole football team of ユニコーン to beat u up. take my adivise and u wiill be safe

WTF...????!!!! IDK, I AIN'T CRAZZY!!

Couple things あなた could do: Tickle it :3. Give it a hug soo hard that it pops like a zit... または give a death stare so cold, your could see it's soul and make it explode:D Have fun with it!!