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does anyone know any good yo mama jokes?

idc how offensive they are i just want a good laugh.
 does anyone know any good yo mama jokes?
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im worth $4 and 10 cents:)
cloudstrifefan posted 1年以上前
 cloudstrifefan posted 1年以上前
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TVjunkie7598 said:
Here's 10 Yo momma jokes
#1 Yo momma is sooo hairy the only language she speaks is Wookie!
#2 Yo momma is sooo stupid she got run over によって a parked car!
#3 Yo momma is sooo stupid she blinked and got lost
#4 Yo momma is soo fat she plugged the hole in the ozone layer
#5 Yo momma is sooo fat its not funny!
#6 Yo momma is soo fat she can't even float in space!
#7 Yo momma is soo fat she got stopted at da airport for havin 200 punds of crack
#8 Yo momma is soo fat when i tryed to walk around her i got lost.
#9 Yo momma is soo fat when she sat on the toilet she 発言しました A B C D E F G get your fat 尻, お尻 of of me.
#10 Yo Momma Soooooooo Fat...... A Car Crashed Into Her And She Said, "Who Threw That Rock?!"
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 Here's 10 Yo momma jokes #1 Yo momma is sooo hairy the only language she speaks is Wookie! #2 Yo momma is sooo stupid she got run over によって a parked car! #3 Yo momma is sooo stupid she blinked and got ロスト #4 Yo momma is soo fat she plugged the hole in the ozone layer #5 Yo momma is sooo fat its not funny! #6 Yo momma is soo fat she can't even float in space! #7 Yo momma is soo fat she got stopted at da airport for havin 200 punds of crack #8 Yo momma is soo fat when i tryed to walk around her i got lost. #9 Yo momma is soo fat when she sat on the toilet she 発言しました A B C D E F G get your fat 尻, お尻 of of me. #10 Yo Momma Soooooooo Fat...... A Car Crashed Into Her And She Said, "Who Threw That Rock?!" lol
posted 1年以上前 
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lol best answer!i definetly going to sat #2 to my teacher!!!
cloudstrifefan posted 1年以上前
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Lol,im laughing till death!
mae_cait_001 posted 1年以上前
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Best Answer!!!!
Renesmee_08 posted 1年以上前
GemonkDruid said:
Yo momma's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory!
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:)
cloudstrifefan posted 1年以上前
CB4evaGiggles said:
haha, i like that pic of the joke!
but i dont got any yo mama jokes, srry!
:D
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IKR?!
cloudstrifefan posted 1年以上前
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haha, yea!
CB4evaGiggles posted 1年以上前
CassandraLopez said:
yo mama so dumb she climbed ova a glass ウォール to see wut was on teh other side!

yo mama sooo fat wen she jump in the ocean all the whales start singin " WE ARE FAMILY! EVEN IF YO FATTA THAN ME! "
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LOL-TASTIC
cloudstrifefan posted 1年以上前
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^^
CassandraLopez posted 1年以上前
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yo mama's 尻, お尻 is so hairy chubaka came through it and 発言しました what the fuck あなた doin
lillancer76 posted 1年以上前
rosaliefan43 said:
im not sure if あなた herd these 2 before but..

your mamas so stupid that she got locked in a grocery store and she starved to death.

and

your mamas so stupid that when she asked me were i got my jeans from i 発言しました guess and she 発言しました leveis.
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posted 1年以上前 
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ROFL
cloudstrifefan posted 1年以上前
iamagagamonster said:
yo mama looks like yu
nasty and fat
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u didnt mean that right?
cloudstrifefan posted 1年以上前
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no i dnt even kno yu
iamagagamonster posted 1年以上前
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alirghty then
iamagagamonster posted 1年以上前
xXxJDloverxXx said:
Yo mama so fat she downloaded cheats for the wii fit XD
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LOL-TASTIC
cloudstrifefan posted 1年以上前
Rainsky-57 said:
Your mama is so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

Yo mama is so fat that when she dives into a pool she she displaces a greater volume of water proportionately than people with less body mass.

Yo mama is so stupid that she was tested and proven to be mentally retarded.

Yo mama is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

Yo mama's so old, she might die soon.



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