Oh... I borrowed him so we could make Muffins for a birthday party. I must've forgotten to return him. Just a sec. *goes into kitchen, pulls マフィン man out and gives him back to you* Here ya go.
He went to visit the チョコレート factory and unfortunatly he fell in the チョコレート river. He died 10 min after he fell in. His only request was that everybody enjoys his secret カップケーキ that he likes to make in spare time when he isn't making muffins
Oh.. I'm sorry to be the one to tell あなた this, but the マフィン Man was murdered Early, Sunday morning. Whoever did it, killed him for his muffins. They haven't been caught yet. They're still on the run... Listen.. If あなた have any muffins, any whatsoever. HIDE THEM!
