Why is Mr Krabs' daughter a whale?

Here's what I think (story time, children!):

Once upon a time, Mr Krabs, a female 鯨, クジラ (Jane), and a male 鯨, クジラ (Billy) had a threesome one night. A little while later, Jane finds out she's pregnant, and Billy is the father. When Jane tells Billy the exciting news, Billy ran out of town since he never wanted a child. After giving birth to the child, Jane told Mr Krabs to be the unofficial father. He named her Pearl. Soon after, Jane died of AIDS. Mr Krabs and Pearl lived happily ever after. The End.

Haha, do あなた know how many times I've wondered the samething?...a lot.


I think he raped a whale, the mom 鯨, クジラ tracked him down and dumped the kid off with him.

OMG my フレンズ and I were so wondering that the other day.
The guys 発言しました some pretty nasty things, concerning him and a 鯨, クジラ if あなた know what i mean. *winks*

probably cuz Mr. Krabs adopted Pearl

I think its supposed to not make sense. It's dumb. The whole 表示する id dumb on purpose lol

My フレンズ were wondering the same thing! And we had that exact 'equation'! DeJaVu to the max! That's creepy! But anyway, he probably married a whale, and since it's a cartoon and they can do whatever they want, they had them have a baby whale, and thus, there is Pearl. または something.

maybe she is adopted

i don't even wanna know