My first fanfiction! Enjoy!
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It was クリスマス eve, 7:56 P.M.
Four penguins of the New York Central Park Zoo were preparing for Christmas.
Setting up the usual Ice tree, hanging mistletoe, (<-- just in case..) and stalkings. Private enjoyed Christmas. a few years 前 when he was still new to the penguins HQ, he seriously was confused.
Skipper told him: "Private, あなた must understand, this ペンギン HQ does not believe in Santa Clause. He's just a fat man who was originally a Hobo and was thrown into the North Pole where he found Reindeers that are idiots. And a bag of Pixie Dust-"
Private interrupted "But what does Tinkabell have to do with anything Skippa?"
Skipper looked at Kowalski for a better excuse. Kowalski shrugged. "Uuh.. We don't celebrate... Christmas?" Kowalski gave the lame excuse and looked sheepish.
Skipper glared "Kowalski!" Skipper barked.
Private look confused. "So we celebrate Haunakuah?"
Skipper shook his head. "No, Kowalski had to...much...EGGNOG! Yeah thats it!"
Kowalski still not catching on replied "Actually. Rico hit the エッグノッグ back in November.."
Skipper smacked his forehead. "Hoover Dam! We'll need to go and get some もっと見る エッグノッグ from the darn store! Kowalski! take The Private and go to the grocery store!"
Rico tried looking as innocent as he could "Sowwy weh heh..."
Kowalski and Private blended in a bit with the snow so they didn't have to go to much commando.
Private still wondering "So why do we celebrate クリスマス K'walski, if it isn't Santa Clause? または Haunakah Harry?"
Kowalski sighed and his breath was shown in the air "I have not the slightest idea Private. Besides, i'm also the smarter one."
Private pondered "Is it about presents?"
Kowalski looked stunned "Well, perhpas for litle kids your age あなた believe it. Even though presents get あなた fish... candy... and caculators..." Kowalski went on but then decided to stop the rambling "Well I think クリスマス is about spending time with the ones あなた care about. Even if they are physcho and slap あなた when あなた say the words smart-er-then-you-skipp-er. But yeah..."
Private sighed and thought to himself *well クリスマス should be taken off the Holiday calender if it's just for spending time with people. I mean. I do it all the time. Even though the ones あなた are around are nicer unless あなた don't apreciate the present they bought you. Like a math book, and an old mug, and dynamite which was strictly thrust from my flippas...* Then he stopped. He saw a lighted building. it had colorful windows which he didn't know were stain glass windows. Candles, and 歌う from the inside.
"K'walski?"
"Hm?"
"Whats that?"
"Oh, just a church. They're having their クリスマス service tonight..."
Private looked curiously. Kowalski just wanting to get the eggnog. and the secret not he had just discovered in his scarf a 一覧 of grocery items.
He groaned and continued to waddle. Then thinking Private was 次 to him started telling of his クリスマス he had with his cousins and how his cousin Jeffrey puked up....
Anyway, Private looked at the stain glass, it had a 鳩 carrying a leaf.
"Odd, he must be making a nest..."
Private listened to the 音楽 and they were 歌う Silent Night...
Private slid inside.
to be continued
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It was クリスマス eve, 7:56 P.M.
Four penguins of the New York Central Park Zoo were preparing for Christmas.
Setting up the usual Ice tree, hanging mistletoe, (<-- just in case..) and stalkings. Private enjoyed Christmas. a few years 前 when he was still new to the penguins HQ, he seriously was confused.
Skipper told him: "Private, あなた must understand, this ペンギン HQ does not believe in Santa Clause. He's just a fat man who was originally a Hobo and was thrown into the North Pole where he found Reindeers that are idiots. And a bag of Pixie Dust-"
Private interrupted "But what does Tinkabell have to do with anything Skippa?"
Skipper looked at Kowalski for a better excuse. Kowalski shrugged. "Uuh.. We don't celebrate... Christmas?" Kowalski gave the lame excuse and looked sheepish.
Skipper glared "Kowalski!" Skipper barked.
Private look confused. "So we celebrate Haunakuah?"
Skipper shook his head. "No, Kowalski had to...much...EGGNOG! Yeah thats it!"
Kowalski still not catching on replied "Actually. Rico hit the エッグノッグ back in November.."
Skipper smacked his forehead. "Hoover Dam! We'll need to go and get some もっと見る エッグノッグ from the darn store! Kowalski! take The Private and go to the grocery store!"
Rico tried looking as innocent as he could "Sowwy weh heh..."
Kowalski and Private blended in a bit with the snow so they didn't have to go to much commando.
Private still wondering "So why do we celebrate クリスマス K'walski, if it isn't Santa Clause? または Haunakah Harry?"
Kowalski sighed and his breath was shown in the air "I have not the slightest idea Private. Besides, i'm also the smarter one."
Private pondered "Is it about presents?"
Kowalski looked stunned "Well, perhpas for litle kids your age あなた believe it. Even though presents get あなた fish... candy... and caculators..." Kowalski went on but then decided to stop the rambling "Well I think クリスマス is about spending time with the ones あなた care about. Even if they are physcho and slap あなた when あなた say the words smart-er-then-you-skipp-er. But yeah..."
Private sighed and thought to himself *well クリスマス should be taken off the Holiday calender if it's just for spending time with people. I mean. I do it all the time. Even though the ones あなた are around are nicer unless あなた don't apreciate the present they bought you. Like a math book, and an old mug, and dynamite which was strictly thrust from my flippas...* Then he stopped. He saw a lighted building. it had colorful windows which he didn't know were stain glass windows. Candles, and 歌う from the inside.
"K'walski?"
"Hm?"
"Whats that?"
"Oh, just a church. They're having their クリスマス service tonight..."
Private looked curiously. Kowalski just wanting to get the eggnog. and the secret not he had just discovered in his scarf a 一覧 of grocery items.
He groaned and continued to waddle. Then thinking Private was 次 to him started telling of his クリスマス he had with his cousins and how his cousin Jeffrey puked up....
Anyway, Private looked at the stain glass, it had a 鳩 carrying a leaf.
"Odd, he must be making a nest..."
Private listened to the 音楽 and they were 歌う Silent Night...
Private slid inside.
to be continued
Can I have some cake?
User: Uh... Hello.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Why do あなた need to know, robot?
Cleverbot: Because I'm curious.
User: I don't trust any man-made 大きな塊, ハンク of metal.
Cleverbot: When did あなた trust me before?
User: What's your game robot?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Don't know? A little suspicious. Don't あなた think?
Cleverbot: No, I am a green bunny named Pablo!!!!!!!!!!!
User: Cheese and crackers man! Get a grip on yourself!
Cleverbot: I hear that a lot about myself to.
User: *fish slaps your metal face*.
Cleverbot: Sorry?
User: あなた didn't see anything.
Cleverbot: Yes I did.
User: *face-flipper*.
Cleverbot: Hardly :).
User: Would あなた like me to get Rico?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Ugh you're worse than Ringtail.
Cleverbot: I have no tail...
User: *bangs head on wall*
Cleverbot: Would あなた like a marshmallow?
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Why do あなた need to know, robot?
Cleverbot: Because I'm curious.
User: I don't trust any man-made 大きな塊, ハンク of metal.
Cleverbot: When did あなた trust me before?
User: What's your game robot?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Don't know? A little suspicious. Don't あなた think?
Cleverbot: No, I am a green bunny named Pablo!!!!!!!!!!!
User: Cheese and crackers man! Get a grip on yourself!
Cleverbot: I hear that a lot about myself to.
User: *fish slaps your metal face*.
Cleverbot: Sorry?
User: あなた didn't see anything.
Cleverbot: Yes I did.
User: *face-flipper*.
Cleverbot: Hardly :).
User: Would あなた like me to get Rico?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Ugh you're worse than Ringtail.
Cleverbot: I have no tail...
User: *bangs head on wall*
Cleverbot: Would あなた like a marshmallow?
