My first fanfiction! Enjoy!
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It was クリスマス eve, 7:56 P.M.
Four penguins of the New York Central Park Zoo were preparing for Christmas.
Setting up the usual Ice tree, hanging mistletoe, (<-- just in case..) and stalkings. Private enjoyed Christmas. a few years 前 when he was still new to the penguins HQ, he seriously was confused.
Skipper told him: "Private, あなた must understand, this ペンギン HQ does not believe in Santa Clause. He's just a fat man who was originally a Hobo and was thrown into the North Pole where he found Reindeers that are idiots. And a bag of Pixie Dust-"
Private interrupted "But what does Tinkabell have to do with anything Skippa?"
Skipper looked at Kowalski for a better excuse. Kowalski shrugged. "Uuh.. We don't celebrate... Christmas?" Kowalski gave the lame excuse and looked sheepish.
Skipper glared "Kowalski!" Skipper barked.
Private look confused. "So we celebrate Haunakuah?"
Skipper shook his head. "No, Kowalski had to...much...EGGNOG! Yeah thats it!"
Kowalski still not catching on replied "Actually. Rico hit the エッグノッグ back in November.."
Skipper smacked his forehead. "Hoover Dam! We'll need to go and get some もっと見る エッグノッグ from the darn store! Kowalski! take The Private and go to the grocery store!"
Rico tried looking as innocent as he could "Sowwy weh heh..."
Kowalski and Private blended in a bit with the snow so they didn't have to go to much commando.
Private still wondering "So why do we celebrate クリスマス K'walski, if it isn't Santa Clause? または Haunakah Harry?"
Kowalski sighed and his breath was shown in the air "I have not the slightest idea Private. Besides, i'm also the smarter one."
Private pondered "Is it about presents?"
Kowalski looked stunned "Well, perhpas for litle kids your age あなた believe it. Even though presents get あなた fish... candy... and caculators..." Kowalski went on but then decided to stop the rambling "Well I think クリスマス is about spending time with the ones あなた care about. Even if they are physcho and slap あなた when あなた say the words smart-er-then-you-skipp-er. But yeah..."
Private sighed and thought to himself *well クリスマス should be taken off the Holiday calender if it's just for spending time with people. I mean. I do it all the time. Even though the ones あなた are around are nicer unless あなた don't apreciate the present they bought you. Like a math book, and an old mug, and dynamite which was strictly thrust from my flippas...* Then he stopped. He saw a lighted building. it had colorful windows which he didn't know were stain glass windows. Candles, and 歌う from the inside.
"K'walski?"
"Hm?"
"Whats that?"
"Oh, just a church. They're having their クリスマス service tonight..."
Private looked curiously. Kowalski just wanting to get the eggnog. and the secret not he had just discovered in his scarf a 一覧 of grocery items.
He groaned and continued to waddle. Then thinking Private was 次 to him started telling of his クリスマス he had with his cousins and how his cousin Jeffrey puked up....
Anyway, Private looked at the stain glass, it had a 鳩 carrying a leaf.
"Odd, he must be making a nest..."
Private listened to the 音楽 and they were 歌う Silent Night...
Private slid inside.
to be continued
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It was クリスマス eve, 7:56 P.M.
Four penguins of the New York Central Park Zoo were preparing for Christmas.
Setting up the usual Ice tree, hanging mistletoe, (<-- just in case..) and stalkings. Private enjoyed Christmas. a few years 前 when he was still new to the penguins HQ, he seriously was confused.
Skipper told him: "Private, あなた must understand, this ペンギン HQ does not believe in Santa Clause. He's just a fat man who was originally a Hobo and was thrown into the North Pole where he found Reindeers that are idiots. And a bag of Pixie Dust-"
Private interrupted "But what does Tinkabell have to do with anything Skippa?"
Skipper looked at Kowalski for a better excuse. Kowalski shrugged. "Uuh.. We don't celebrate... Christmas?" Kowalski gave the lame excuse and looked sheepish.
Skipper glared "Kowalski!" Skipper barked.
Private look confused. "So we celebrate Haunakuah?"
Skipper shook his head. "No, Kowalski had to...much...EGGNOG! Yeah thats it!"
Kowalski still not catching on replied "Actually. Rico hit the エッグノッグ back in November.."
Skipper smacked his forehead. "Hoover Dam! We'll need to go and get some もっと見る エッグノッグ from the darn store! Kowalski! take The Private and go to the grocery store!"
Rico tried looking as innocent as he could "Sowwy weh heh..."
Kowalski and Private blended in a bit with the snow so they didn't have to go to much commando.
Private still wondering "So why do we celebrate クリスマス K'walski, if it isn't Santa Clause? または Haunakah Harry?"
Kowalski sighed and his breath was shown in the air "I have not the slightest idea Private. Besides, i'm also the smarter one."
Private pondered "Is it about presents?"
Kowalski looked stunned "Well, perhpas for litle kids your age あなた believe it. Even though presents get あなた fish... candy... and caculators..." Kowalski went on but then decided to stop the rambling "Well I think クリスマス is about spending time with the ones あなた care about. Even if they are physcho and slap あなた when あなた say the words smart-er-then-you-skipp-er. But yeah..."
Private sighed and thought to himself *well クリスマス should be taken off the Holiday calender if it's just for spending time with people. I mean. I do it all the time. Even though the ones あなた are around are nicer unless あなた don't apreciate the present they bought you. Like a math book, and an old mug, and dynamite which was strictly thrust from my flippas...* Then he stopped. He saw a lighted building. it had colorful windows which he didn't know were stain glass windows. Candles, and 歌う from the inside.
"K'walski?"
"Hm?"
"Whats that?"
"Oh, just a church. They're having their クリスマス service tonight..."
Private looked curiously. Kowalski just wanting to get the eggnog. and the secret not he had just discovered in his scarf a 一覧 of grocery items.
He groaned and continued to waddle. Then thinking Private was 次 to him started telling of his クリスマス he had with his cousins and how his cousin Jeffrey puked up....
Anyway, Private looked at the stain glass, it had a 鳩 carrying a leaf.
"Odd, he must be making a nest..."
Private listened to the 音楽 and they were 歌う Silent Night...
Private slid inside.
to be continued
Everyone was gone except for two of the penguins.
the others where on a vacation with Kaitlyn's sister Leah which she was very annoying.
So I didn't go but my cell phone ranged a ペンギン 発言しました "Do あなた know I'm a dimwit?"
"I'm a dimwit?"i 発言しました and the ペンギン 発言しました "You're sure are!" I hanged up angrily and 発言しました "it could be Skipper,Lily,or Rico."
Private's phone ranged 次 a the ペンギン 発言しました "Is you're refrigerator running?" "I don't know," 発言しました private. "If it is you'd better catch it!" The voice said.
Private 発言しました angrily "It could be Kowalski,Rico,or Lily" he complained. But as soon as he 発言しました it Skipper ran in. me and Private gasped like if the winkies were going out of business.
"Don't be alarmed I was here the whole entire time,and sorry if I didn't let one of あなた go instead," He said."But Private all the penguins あなた 発言しました were wrong,"
WHO WAS THE PRANK CALLER?
the others where on a vacation with Kaitlyn's sister Leah which she was very annoying.
So I didn't go but my cell phone ranged a ペンギン 発言しました "Do あなた know I'm a dimwit?"
"I'm a dimwit?"i 発言しました and the ペンギン 発言しました "You're sure are!" I hanged up angrily and 発言しました "it could be Skipper,Lily,or Rico."
Private's phone ranged 次 a the ペンギン 発言しました "Is you're refrigerator running?" "I don't know," 発言しました private. "If it is you'd better catch it!" The voice said.
Private 発言しました angrily "It could be Kowalski,Rico,or Lily" he complained. But as soon as he 発言しました it Skipper ran in. me and Private gasped like if the winkies were going out of business.
"Don't be alarmed I was here the whole entire time,and sorry if I didn't let one of あなた go instead," He said."But Private all the penguins あなた 発言しました were wrong,"
WHO WAS THE PRANK CALLER?
Alex and skipper been dating for 5 months and this time skipper is taking Alex to see fireflies and Alex is really exceid
Kolwaski, Private and Rico are going to spy on skipper and Alex. Alex: skipper tons is pretty skipper: i 愛 あなた Alex. Alex : i 愛 あなた too によって the end of the 日付 Alex and skipper キッス on the lips and kolwaski , private and Rico watch alex fell asleep on skipper によって actticd.skipper nuzzled Alex with his break and the rest is history And then skipper left Alex sleep on his ベッド and whent on training when Alex woke up-she wint to the Russo house hold and skipper waved at Alex and she wave back and when she came back Alex キッス skipper Alex: well looks like I sleep on your ベッド *giggles* then the rest was history
Kolwaski, Private and Rico are going to spy on skipper and Alex. Alex: skipper tons is pretty skipper: i 愛 あなた Alex. Alex : i 愛 あなた too によって the end of the 日付 Alex and skipper キッス on the lips and kolwaski , private and Rico watch alex fell asleep on skipper によって actticd.skipper nuzzled Alex with his break and the rest is history And then skipper left Alex sleep on his ベッド and whent on training when Alex woke up-she wint to the Russo house hold and skipper waved at Alex and she wave back and when she came back Alex キッス skipper Alex: well looks like I sleep on your ベッド *giggles* then the rest was history
It was a cool 日 at the aquarium one 日 and I was sun tanning on my rock but then suddenly I heard a yell.It was a harbor シール named Kelly.She laughed at me and 発言しました to me"Hey you!You should lose some blubbar losar heaheaheahea I shall get your habeatat mate but watch out I'll be therea ta getcha heahea!'' "So your the new species huh?"So Kelly wanna come over tonight?"I asked"Youa mate?Pwa hahahahaha!Then I would lave toa oh yes my shift is ovar Wahalra!''so then I just waited all 日 for her until finally she came over"Oh I am like so not sorry for comin laate!''she laughed"Well its ok I guess I could of been sleeping in the daytime well please come in and sit down.''I said"Whateva I'm so leavin!''.Ok tell me how good my real life true story is also tell me if I should continue anyways thanks! :D