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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: July 23, 1959
Location: Somewhere between Cheyenne, and Laramie Wyoming
Time: 8:03 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss were driving their freight train at 65 miles an hour.

Hawkeye: *On a radio* Engine 3713, approximately fifteen 分 away from Laramie. Request permission to enter your train yard.
Tower Pony: Copy that 3713, the yards are empty, あなた may enter with your train.
Hawkeye: Thank you.

However, at Cheyenne, things weren't going as smooth as they were in Laramie. Aqua Marine's train was still derailed, and they were trying to get it back onto the tracks.

Orion: Where are those cranes when あなた need 'em?
Aqua Marine: Maybe they broke down.
Orion: They couldn't have. Every time they're not used, they get maintained so they won't break down.
Mirage: *Arrives* Orion, the cranes broke down.
Aqua Marine: *Makes a アヒル, 鴨 face while raising a brow*
Orion: Don't rub it in.
Aqua Marine: I didn't even say anything.
Orion: Mirage, who's fixing the cranes if they're broken?
Mirage: Wilson.
Orion: Well, あなた can always rely on Wilson to-
Ike: *Arrives* Listen あなた three, Wilson just broke his leg.
Mirage: He what?
Ike: He was trying to fix the クレーン so it could lift Aqua Marine's train back onto the rails, but he broke his leg in the process.
Orion: Did あなた call a doctor?
Ike: No.
Orion: Why not? Wilson breaks his leg, and あなた don't bother to call a doctor? Doesn't anypony here know common sense?
Mirage: あなた shouldn't be the one talking. あなた try to get fired on purpose.
Orion: Because, if I quit my job here, Pete will kill me. What part of that do あなた not understand?
Ike: Every part.
Mirage: A men.
Aqua Marine: Same here.
Orion: *To Aqua* Now あなた stay out of this.

Mike was still waiting in the caboose like Orion told him to, but he was bored.

Mike: *Gets out of caboose, and walks to Orion* Hello.
Aqua Marine: What do あなた want?
Mike: I'm bored.
Orion: So? あなた caused this wreck in the first place.
Mike: No, that was the engineer.
Mirage: Because あなた told him to drive into the yards, even though there clearly wasn't enough room for you!
Mike: Shut up. I don't have to take this abuse. I'm telling on you. *Walks to Pete's office*
Ike: He's telling on us, for something he did.
Mirage: This can only be disastrous for him.
Snowflake: あなた two better hurry up. Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss will be here soon with their train.
Orion: We're working on it Snowflake.

And in Pete's office.

Mike: I told the engineer to try, and enter the train yard, because we're blocking the mainline.
Pete: Uh huh, go on.
Mike: Then the 次 thing I know, he crashes into another train. Then, Orion, and Mirage start blaming me for it, because I'm the conductor.
Pete: Here's the thing Michael, when a train stops, that means it can't enter the yards. Everypony in the signal towers switch the points, so that your train can't be hit. Do あなた understand?
Mike: I think so. によって the way, what's a signal?
Pete: Just... Get back to the train yard, and ask Orion.
Mike: Okay, I'll do that right now. *Leaves Pete's office*

2 B Continued
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con had to go to Las Pegasus where Steve Jobs was hosting a party for his "excellent" news

car: Srow down!
Con: I wish S told me about the car talking!
usher: *opens door*
Con: *hands over keys* Don't let her boss あなた around.

Con walked into the building. When he got there, he was greeted with loud music, and flashing lights.

Con: Now let's see what they have here.
Carrot Top: Con?
Con: Oh, hey. I haven't seen あなた in a while
Carrot Top: *slaps Con*
Con: I see now. Other then being gone for too long what have I done to you?
Carrot Top: あなた don't remember?
Con: That's why I asked.
Carrot Top: How about...
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 ロンドン race track
London race track
There would be four races in London. 虹 Dash would take the first one, Sean had the second, Daredevil would do the third, and the last race would belong to Nikki.

Felix: That 虹 mare is going down.
Russian pony87: あなた sure boss?
Felix: Yes I'm sure.
Sean: あなた can do this.
Rainbow Dash: Yeah, I know.
Sean: Just saying. Good luck.
Rainbow Dash: *starts car*
Q.O.E: Let the race begin
racers: *drive*
Felix: *loads gun*
Rainbow Dash: *goes to 1st place*
Felix: I don't think so! *follows*
Sean: Hang on, that's Felix's car.
Daredevil: What do あなた mean?
Sean: That red Cobra!
Daredevil: Oh damnit!...
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 Sean's new Canterlot Firebolt
Sean's new Canterlot Firebolt
It was a busy time on the highway from Ponyville to Fillydelphia. Another truck carrying drugs was in a hurry. It had to go to Filly as fast as possible, 100 miles an hour.

Sean: *driving Firebolt*
Nikki: *driving Wrestler*
Daredevil: *driving Supra*
Rainbow Dash: *driving Pegasus*

All four upgraded their cars, and Sean's Firebolt was new. Courtesy of the Canterlot car company.

Sean: Alright. Let's see what this baby can do! *goes 110*
Nikki: I can go faster then you! *Goes 120*
Daredevil: I'll go faster then both of you! *goes 130*
Rainbow Dash: あなた forgot about me *goes 140*
Sean: Ok. There's the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Thomas' Flam Special
Thomas' Flam Special
All four of our ヒーローズ we're resting at the hideout. Nikki however, was remembering her first race four years ago. Before she had a Wrestler, her car was a Lightningbird.

DJ: *playing 50's rock*
Nikki: *upgrading transmission*
Thomas: Hey, that looks cool.
Nikki: Thanks. What do あなた have?
Thomas: See that Special over there?
Nikki: That car?
Thomas: Yeah. I'll take あなた on at the raceway if あなた want.
Nikki: Ok.

The two ponies got their car set up at the starting line.

Flag pony: あなた ready?
Nikki & Thomas: Ready!
Flag pony: 3... 2... 1... GO!!
Nikki: *floors it*
Thomas: *does burnout*
Nikki: *goes...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
On a highway leaving Ponyville there was a truck. It was carrying heroine, and was going 60 miles an hour. Suddenly three cars showed up behind it. Nikki, Sean, and Daredevil were chasing it.

Sean: Ok, remember the plan?
Daredevil: Yeah!
Nikki: We stop the trucks, and get the drugs.
Sean: Perfect. あなた two get alongside it, I'll get infront. *goes faster*
Nikki: I have the left side
Daredevil: Right.
Sean: *gets in front of truck* あなた in position?
Nikki & Daredevil: Yeah!
Sean: Then here we go *slows down*
trucker: *honks horn*
Sean: Now this is where 虹 Dash comes in. あなた hear me Dash?
Rainbow...
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posted by mariofan14
It was a rainy 日 in the town of Ponyville on a Saturday. Nobody wanted to go outside during a rainy 日 because they thought they would be afflicted によって a little bit of gloom. But then, there was a splash in a little puddle. Someone was walking someplace. But who? Let's follow that particular pony, shall we?

This ポニー was making its way towards Sweet 林檎, アップル Acres, but for what reason? To buy some apples? Maybe, but this wasn't really the case. Anyways, the ポニー knocked on the door in front of the house. Granny Smith opened it up, saying, "How can ah haylp ya?" "I've come for 林檎, アップル Bloom," the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Warning, this has a extremely intense car chase. If あなた don't like intense action then do not read

Russians: *driving trucks*
Con: *driving behind them*
Russian trucker1: Who is that pony?
Sanchez: Attention, Con Mane has stolen one of our trucks. Stop him at all costs!
Russian trucker 1: I see him! *slows down*
Russian pony45: *driving bus*
Russian pony89: Stop!
Russian pony45: *stops* Get the rocket launchers, they're in the trunk.
Russian pony89: *grabs rocket launcher*
Russian trucker 1: *rams Con*
Con: *rams trucker*
Citizen 8975: *spins off road*
Con: *rams truck into canyon*
Construction worker:...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Location - Near Equestria Moutains
Time - 5:50
Alpha Team - Bravo we near location...
Dan - Roger that Alpha... Delta あなた near
FireDash - ye- HOLY CRAP RPG *silent*
Dan - DELTA DELTA! CRAP
Alpha Team - WE NEED BA- *silent*
NightFire - RPG!
Dan - 火災, 火 火災, 火 *fire*
Marine - THIS CAR GET ONLY 2 FIRES FROM RPG!
Dan - WELL FIRE! *fire*
NighrFire - I-I DONT KNOW WHERE THEY ARE... RPG!
RPG hit Dan and NightFire
Dan - *lieing on ground* crap... NightFire... あなた ok
NightFire - yeah *wstand up*
There was 火災, 火 everywhere... they was knocked on 5 分 and nuclear bomb exploted in air...
Dan - what the hell...
NightFire...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It's the 11th Con Mane story, and it begins in Berlin Germany. Con's best friend Fenix Lighter, an agent for the German Secret Service, M.I.3 is on his way to a marriage. Con, and another ポニー is with him, until they run into trouble....

I was actually typing that while listening to the 星, つ星 wars theme song! LOL

Fenix: Are we almost there? How do I look?
Con: Relax Fenix.
German pony75: *flies near them*
German pony23: こんにちは look, there's a message.
Con: *reads it* Follow me.
German pony23: *follows*
German pony75: *lands*
Fenix: *gets out* What the fuck happened?
German pony75: Sanchez escaped, he's...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
A lot of people think Moonraker is the worst Bond film, but what about Nightmare Moonraker?

We begin in western europe, as an airplane with ponies that are learning to skydive is flying 30,000 feet above the air

Russian pony: I have never done this before. Have you?
Con: No.
Russian pony: Oh あなた from United States of Equestria?
Con: Yeah. So is this pony
Luna: Hi.
Russian pony: Hello *casts a spell*
Con: What are あなた doing?
Russian pony: *turns luna evil*
Nightmare moon: *grabs parachutes*
Con: What did あなた do?
Russian pony: I turned Luna evil!
Con: あなた sick asshole *hits russian*
Russian pony: *pushes...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
We left off on the fight between bronies, and haters

Hater 54: *sets up MG*
Sean: *shoots haters*
Security guard: Stop the fighting!
Hater 54: *kills guard*
Sean: Enemy machine gun! Take cover
bronies: *hide behind wall*
Hater 54: *shoot at wall* Penetrate!!
Sean: *kills machine gunner* All clear!
bronies: *advance*
Jade: We got enemies with RPG's!
Hater 402: *shoots missile*
Sean: *runs from missile*
Hater 635: *shoots at Jade*
Jade: *shoots missile*
Hater 635: *dies from explosion*
Sean: *kills other ミサイル carrying haters*
Brony 64: Let's 移動する up!

We moved up a floor, and got introduced to 50 haters wanting...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
5 days later in caferia...
Dimitri - *enter caferia... *sits in empety table*
Dan - *teleport on chair and speed sit* *smile* suprised...
Dimitri - rly... あなた live...
Dan - yup...
Dimitri - what あなた want... I left GEA halfyer ago
Dan - I know... *show picture of Tulip* know that mare...
Dimitri - no...
Dan - oh she famous in Russia...
Dimitri - *grab gun*
Dan - ...
Dimitri - *pick gun to Dan head* fuck you...
Dan- ... bad chose *teleport*
Dimitri - *shoot*
Dan - *teleport behaind Dimitri and grab him*... あなた suck in fighting like always...
Dimitri - SHUT UP!
Mare - RUN CALL POLICE!!!!!
Stalion - I DO THIS
Dan...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
I was just driving to Los Angeles, which was a very long way from where I was now. Peekskill New York. I stopped here to visit my cousins, and aunt Laura.

Hater 24: こんにちは isn't that the guy our team tried to get 2 days ago?
Hater 532: It is. Let's get him!
Sean: *hears haters & drives faster*
Hater 24: All units listen up! We found Sean Bodine, driving a 2012 Toyota Camry! License plate is GRE-33K
Hater leader: Alright! Permission to shoot on sight.
Sean: *weaving through traffic*
Hater 532: *grabs gun*
Sean: *turns off highway*
Hater 24: *follows*
Hater 532: *shoots back window*
Hater 48: Joining...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
I escaped the haters, but now I had to turn around, and go to Frenchtown.

Mom: *calls me*
Sean: Hello?
Mom: What happened at your house?
Sean: Some guys tried to kill me, and murdered my dad.
Mom: I can see that. I want あなた in Frenchtown, at my place now!
Sean: On my way. I should be there in 20 minutes.

I made it into Frenchtown, but I wasn't sure how to tell my mom who was trying to kill me.

Mom: So what did あなた do after your father died?
Sean: I escaped.
Mom: How? They were at the front door.
Sean: Does it matter how?! I escaped!!
Mom: ANSWER MY QUESTION!
Sean: I climbed out of my ベッド room window....
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It was a regular 日 in St. Foalis, and then every leader of the mafias except Dan drove up toward a train yard.

L.P leader: We are dealing with a gang that can destroy any of us.
Fillydelphia leader: Twilight Sparkle is working with them.
Baltimare leader: She's the one we have to kill then.
L.P. leader: And Dan. There's also a grey hedgehog with them.
Fillydelphia leader: Let's kill all three of them then.

The meeting was over. And the Ponyville mafia was relaxing at their place.

Sean: *drinking soda*
Rainbow Dash: *farts on chair* A whoopee cushion? PINKIE PIE!!!!!
Pinkie Pie: *laughing* Wow!...
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The Mafia may not be in Manehattan anymore, but it still lives on everywhere else. Especially in St. Foalis.

Dan: So あなた from where?
Sean: Mobius, it's another world.
Mike: Swag.
Rainbow Dash: Come on あなた guys.
Sean: I'll meet あなた there.
Pinkie Pie: I'm driving!
Sean: あなた always drive my car Pinkie.
Applejack: The rest of us will follow Sean.
Rainbow Dash: Ok.

All of the Ponyville Mafia eventually made it into St. Foalis. After defeating every other mafia in Manehattan there are three new ones to go against. Las Pegasus, Fillydelphia, and Baltimare.

Sean: This is a really great choice of a city...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con ran toward the boats, and when he started one of them the koreans caught up.

Con: *sticks blade toward them*
koreans: *stand still*
Con: What あなた might call, a sharp edge on things. *drives away*
koreans: After him!
Con: Come on, why is this thing going slower?
filly: Hello sir.
Con: Hi.
filly: Would あなた like a wooden elephant? I hand crafted it myself.
Con: I'll tell あなた what. あなた make this ボート go faster, and I'll pay あなた for it.
filly: Really? How much?
Con: Nothing *pushes filly off boat*
Constaple Weston B. River: I hate China.
Constaple's wife: Come on Weston, we just got here.
Con: *drives...
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hi everypony,its me jordy dash.unfortunatley my i pad charger broke so no 火災, 火 dash: series D; im ハート, 心 broken as im 書く this on xbox and it sucks.this may be my last thing for sometime so if あなた ask me anything itll be rare for me to reply,before i log out i want to thank everypony here,thanks jordy dash aka jordan signing out ); i need to extend this to publiso heres pimkie lolololololololololololllllllllllllllllllllllooooooolllllooooooooooooooooooollllllllllooooooooooooooolllllllllllll
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con was stuck on the cable car, as it was heading toward some ponies that wanted him dead.

Fenix: Con! On here!
korean pony77: *shoots at helicopters*
Con: Get outta here, I have something else in mind *jumps off cable car*
Rareesa: Con!!
Con: *teleports at Rareesa's house* oh jeez.

Koreans, and swedish ponies were at Rareesa's house. They had no idea Con was there, so he got in his car, and left just when he got a phone call

Con: Hello?
P: Where are you?
Con: Making sure S's equipment doesn't get stolen. Discord is dead, but I gotta go find Rareesa.
Rareesa: *appears in Con's car* Drive as fast as...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
korean pony86: Intruders!
swedish pony48: It's the germans!
Fenix: Con, get on ze machine gun.
Con: *gets on MG, & shoots enemies*
swedish pony66: We need a rocket launcher!
swedish pony23: Here! *gets bazooka*
Con: *destroys bazooka*
german pony35: We have to land.
Fenix: Then do it.

All three choppers landed on the base, and all 15 ponies stormed out.

Fenix: Con, through this way!
Con: I'm right behind you.
swedish ponies: *fire at germans*
germans: *fire at swedish*
Con: *shoots enemy* Whoops! Forgot it was on automatic. *reloads*
Rareesa: I'll cover you. *shoots two enemies*
korean ponies: You...
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