Howdy everypony! So, today in school at Lunch ah gotin a fight with a mlp hater (based on a true story!). It was just like this.......
(At a table, eating lunch with mah friends)
Me: Guys, are ya'll excited that Twilight is becoming an alicorn?
Friend: Not really. I actually hate it.
Friend: Yea, I hate it too. It is going to change mlp...ALOT.
Friend: Ah agree with ya.
Me: Yea, ah hate it too........Raise your hand if ya still like mlp!!! *raises hand*
Friend: *raises hand*
Friend: *raises hand*
Friend: *raises hand*
(Then, a boy from mah class that is still mah friend came to the table)
Boy: Woah. Are あなた guys talking about mlp?
Me: Eeyup.
Boy: Jade, あなた are the toughest girl I know in school, and I cant believe あなた like mlp! That 表示する was created for kids, not for teens.
Me: *stands up* The f*** did ya say?!
Boy: *laughs* I 発言しました that mlp S-U-C-K-S.
Me: *grabs him によって the shirt* Ya'll better take that back!
Boy: *shrugs* Its true. I think your the only one in the entire universe that is a teen, and watches mlp. あなた even draw ponies!
Me: *eye twitches* Listen here Sugarcube, one もっと見る word of 'Mlp sucks', Mah fist will end up in your face!
Boy: If あなた do that, you'll be suspended from school.
Friend: *whispers* C'mon Jade, パンチ the crap outta him
(Ah usually scream alot when im mad)
Me: *grabs chair* (looks around) There aint no teacher. *smirks*
Boy: Catch me if あなた can! (runs to the cafeteria)
Me: *follows him with chair* Come back here and fight like a man!!!
So, after that, the teacher came and caught me chasing the boy. She gave me two weeks of detention. *Shrugs* It was totally worth beating the crap outta him.
Thanks for reading,
~Applejackrocks
(At a table, eating lunch with mah friends)
Me: Guys, are ya'll excited that Twilight is becoming an alicorn?
Friend: Not really. I actually hate it.
Friend: Yea, I hate it too. It is going to change mlp...ALOT.
Friend: Ah agree with ya.
Me: Yea, ah hate it too........Raise your hand if ya still like mlp!!! *raises hand*
Friend: *raises hand*
Friend: *raises hand*
Friend: *raises hand*
(Then, a boy from mah class that is still mah friend came to the table)
Boy: Woah. Are あなた guys talking about mlp?
Me: Eeyup.
Boy: Jade, あなた are the toughest girl I know in school, and I cant believe あなた like mlp! That 表示する was created for kids, not for teens.
Me: *stands up* The f*** did ya say?!
Boy: *laughs* I 発言しました that mlp S-U-C-K-S.
Me: *grabs him によって the shirt* Ya'll better take that back!
Boy: *shrugs* Its true. I think your the only one in the entire universe that is a teen, and watches mlp. あなた even draw ponies!
Me: *eye twitches* Listen here Sugarcube, one もっと見る word of 'Mlp sucks', Mah fist will end up in your face!
Boy: If あなた do that, you'll be suspended from school.
Friend: *whispers* C'mon Jade, パンチ the crap outta him
(Ah usually scream alot when im mad)
Me: *grabs chair* (looks around) There aint no teacher. *smirks*
Boy: Catch me if あなた can! (runs to the cafeteria)
Me: *follows him with chair* Come back here and fight like a man!!!
So, after that, the teacher came and caught me chasing the boy. She gave me two weeks of detention. *Shrugs* It was totally worth beating the crap outta him.
Thanks for reading,
~Applejackrocks
me: *be's quiet*
*murdershy leaves*
me: phew that was a close one *exits*
me: ugh my arm is broke
*try's to call a helicopter but my phone is broke*
*derpy enters*
me: Derpy! how did あなた get here?
Derpy: i just wandered into the forest i guess
me: do あなた know how to get out of the forest?
Derpy: yeah jut follow me
Pinkie pie and murdershy: your never leaving this forest
me: RUN DERPY RUN
*both runs for there lives while pinkie pie and murdershy chases them*
to be continued for pt 5
When mane6 were doing there own business when they all heard evil laughing. Twilight: who's there!
Discord:its me (evil laughing)
twilight:oh so its u discord! i knew it!
Discord: why i don't like being a filly (evil laughing)
twilight: i can't cause i grew up and why are u asking me!
Discord: cause of this! (makes twilight a filly)
filly twilight: hey!!
Discord: just to tell u when this hourglass is out of sand u will be a filly forever!!!!!!!!!!! (evil laughing)
filly twilight: no no!!!!!
Discord: now to do the same with ur friends!!!!!!!
To be continued.........
Discord:its me (evil laughing)
twilight:oh so its u discord! i knew it!
Discord: why i don't like being a filly (evil laughing)
twilight: i can't cause i grew up and why are u asking me!
Discord: cause of this! (makes twilight a filly)
filly twilight: hey!!
Discord: just to tell u when this hourglass is out of sand u will be a filly forever!!!!!!!!!!! (evil laughing)
filly twilight: no no!!!!!
Discord: now to do the same with ur friends!!!!!!!
To be continued.........