Howdy everypony! So, today in school at Lunch ah gotin a fight with a mlp hater (based on a true story!). It was just like this.......
(At a table, eating lunch with mah friends)
Me: Guys, are ya'll excited that Twilight is becoming an alicorn?
Friend: Not really. I actually hate it.
Friend: Yea, I hate it too. It is going to change mlp...ALOT.
Friend: Ah agree with ya.
Me: Yea, ah hate it too........Raise your hand if ya still like mlp!!! *raises hand*
Friend: *raises hand*
Friend: *raises hand*
Friend: *raises hand*
(Then, a boy from mah class that is still mah friend came to the table)
Boy: Woah. Are あなた guys talking about mlp?
Me: Eeyup.
Boy: Jade, あなた are the toughest girl I know in school, and I cant believe あなた like mlp! That 表示する was created for kids, not for teens.
Me: *stands up* The f*** did ya say?!
Boy: *laughs* I 発言しました that mlp S-U-C-K-S.
Me: *grabs him によって the shirt* Ya'll better take that back!
Boy: *shrugs* Its true. I think your the only one in the entire universe that is a teen, and watches mlp. あなた even draw ponies!
Me: *eye twitches* Listen here Sugarcube, one もっと見る word of 'Mlp sucks', Mah fist will end up in your face!
Boy: If あなた do that, you'll be suspended from school.
Friend: *whispers* C'mon Jade, パンチ the crap outta him
(Ah usually scream alot when im mad)
Me: *grabs chair* (looks around) There aint no teacher. *smirks*
Boy: Catch me if あなた can! (runs to the cafeteria)
Me: *follows him with chair* Come back here and fight like a man!!!
So, after that, the teacher came and caught me chasing the boy. She gave me two weeks of detention. *Shrugs* It was totally worth beating the crap outta him.
Thanks for reading,
~Applejackrocks
(At a table, eating lunch with mah friends)
Me: Guys, are ya'll excited that Twilight is becoming an alicorn?
Friend: Not really. I actually hate it.
Friend: Yea, I hate it too. It is going to change mlp...ALOT.
Friend: Ah agree with ya.
Me: Yea, ah hate it too........Raise your hand if ya still like mlp!!! *raises hand*
Friend: *raises hand*
Friend: *raises hand*
Friend: *raises hand*
(Then, a boy from mah class that is still mah friend came to the table)
Boy: Woah. Are あなた guys talking about mlp?
Me: Eeyup.
Boy: Jade, あなた are the toughest girl I know in school, and I cant believe あなた like mlp! That 表示する was created for kids, not for teens.
Me: *stands up* The f*** did ya say?!
Boy: *laughs* I 発言しました that mlp S-U-C-K-S.
Me: *grabs him によって the shirt* Ya'll better take that back!
Boy: *shrugs* Its true. I think your the only one in the entire universe that is a teen, and watches mlp. あなた even draw ponies!
Me: *eye twitches* Listen here Sugarcube, one もっと見る word of 'Mlp sucks', Mah fist will end up in your face!
Boy: If あなた do that, you'll be suspended from school.
Friend: *whispers* C'mon Jade, パンチ the crap outta him
(Ah usually scream alot when im mad)
Me: *grabs chair* (looks around) There aint no teacher. *smirks*
Boy: Catch me if あなた can! (runs to the cafeteria)
Me: *follows him with chair* Come back here and fight like a man!!!
So, after that, the teacher came and caught me chasing the boy. She gave me two weeks of detention. *Shrugs* It was totally worth beating the crap outta him.
Thanks for reading,
~Applejackrocks
This is from Spike and Twilight's duet which can be found here: link
I was prepared to do my best
Thought I could handle any test
For I can do so many tricks
But I wasn't prepared for this
Levitation would have been a breeze
Facts and figures I recite with ease
(Twily: The square root of 546 is 23.36664289109
Math Pony: She is correct!)
I know all about friendship's bliss
But I wasn't prepared for this
Will I fail または will I pass,
I can't be sure (She can't be sure)
My mind is charged with skills intact
My ハート, 心 is pure (her ハート, 心 is pure)
Oh, I've taken my share of licks
I've made it through the thin and thick
But no, I wasn't (no she wasn't)
Oh no I wasn't (oh no she wasn't)
No I wasn't prepared for this
I was prepared to do my best
Thought I could handle any test
For I can do so many tricks
But I wasn't prepared for this
Levitation would have been a breeze
Facts and figures I recite with ease
(Twily: The square root of 546 is 23.36664289109
Math Pony: She is correct!)
I know all about friendship's bliss
But I wasn't prepared for this
Will I fail または will I pass,
I can't be sure (She can't be sure)
My mind is charged with skills intact
My ハート, 心 is pure (her ハート, 心 is pure)
Oh, I've taken my share of licks
I've made it through the thin and thick
But no, I wasn't (no she wasn't)
Oh no I wasn't (oh no she wasn't)
No I wasn't prepared for this