Yep. あなた betcha. Manatees are British. Just think about it:
1. Their name gives it away: "Man-a-tee" または "a man who drinks tea" または "British dude". It's clever the way they tried to fool us but we caught on pretty gosh darn quick.
2. They have big teeth...like British guys.
3. They 移動する slowly...like British guys leaving the buffet line at a "biscuits and crumpets" all-you-can eat diner.
4. They pass gas when あなた tug on their fingers...if they had any. Like British guys. They don't have fingers. Just "mittens".
5. When they drive their cars and pull into a gas station they say "Bloody well clean me windscreen!" which is British for "Hi! My name is Bob and it sure is a great 日 for meeting fine neighbors like you!" Most people don't realize that manatees have a thriving automotive community underwater because most people don't ever see manatees driving. That's because--like the British--manatees drive on the wrong side of the road and ofter wreck their cars right before scuba divers with cameras can get pictures.
There will be additional fact-filled 記事 coming in the 次 few weeks.
Right after my 記事 about "Edward and the Vampire Manatee from Heck".
1. Their name gives it away: "Man-a-tee" または "a man who drinks tea" または "British dude". It's clever the way they tried to fool us but we caught on pretty gosh darn quick.
2. They have big teeth...like British guys.
3. They 移動する slowly...like British guys leaving the buffet line at a "biscuits and crumpets" all-you-can eat diner.
4. They pass gas when あなた tug on their fingers...if they had any. Like British guys. They don't have fingers. Just "mittens".
5. When they drive their cars and pull into a gas station they say "Bloody well clean me windscreen!" which is British for "Hi! My name is Bob and it sure is a great 日 for meeting fine neighbors like you!" Most people don't realize that manatees have a thriving automotive community underwater because most people don't ever see manatees driving. That's because--like the British--manatees drive on the wrong side of the road and ofter wreck their cars right before scuba divers with cameras can get pictures.
There will be additional fact-filled 記事 coming in the 次 few weeks.
Right after my 記事 about "Edward and the Vampire Manatee from Heck".
Like any mammal that's sensitive, kind and loving the manatee is subject to addiction.
And like クモ, スパイダー monkeys they are addicted to Tab.
Not the citrus goodness of Fresca. But the cola sweetness of Tab.
And yes, they still make the stuff.
An アイコン from the 70’s, Tab is big stuff with manatees. あなた can spot addicted manatees because their belches smell like Tab and they wear ベル bottom jeans. They also like the
”Twilight” book series.
So 次 time you’re walking in the park and the sun sets be sure you’re not walking 次 to a salt water lake with a can of Tab.
あなた might get boogie-oogied out of it によって a 1200 lb fish.
And like クモ, スパイダー monkeys they are addicted to Tab.
Not the citrus goodness of Fresca. But the cola sweetness of Tab.
And yes, they still make the stuff.
An アイコン from the 70’s, Tab is big stuff with manatees. あなた can spot addicted manatees because their belches smell like Tab and they wear ベル bottom jeans. They also like the
”Twilight” book series.
So 次 time you’re walking in the park and the sun sets be sure you’re not walking 次 to a salt water lake with a can of Tab.
あなた might get boogie-oogied out of it によって a 1200 lb fish.