Knock knock?
Who's there?
あなた Know.
You-Know-Who?
That's right!Avada Kedavra!
How do あなた keep a Gryffindor in suspense? *walk away*
How many weasley's does it take to light up a wand?
Seven: Ginny to look upset and do nothing, Ron to sulk, フレッド and George to blow it up, Percy to yell, Charlie to hold it in front of a dragon and Bill to roll his eyes at everyone.
How many Dark Lords does it take to light up a wand?
Two: One to light it and the other to kill him and take the credit.
How many Voldemorts does it take to light up a wand?
None, now あなた see thats why he's called the DARK lord.
How many Weasleys does it take to light up a wand?
~~~One, but they'll have to 検索 through a pile of the twins' fake ones first.
Why did Potter クロス the road?
No reason, but someone will write a book about it.
Why do Slytherins クロス the road twice?
Because they are doublecrossers.
Why was Professor Quirrel kicked out of the beauty contest?
He had voldeWART on the back of his head
Is being a dementor a fun job? No, it’s soul destroying!
Wormtail: Master, can あなた really rise again? Voldemort: Certainly, but あなた may have to give me a hand!
Sticks & Stones can break my bones, But words will never hurt me.
AVADA KEDAVERA
Oh dang
If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up," 発言しました the sarcastic Professor Snape.
After a long silence, one first 年 rose to his feet.
"Now then mister, why do あなた consider yourself an idiot?" Inquired Snape with a sneer.
"Well, actually I don't," 発言しました the student, "but I hate to see あなた standing up there all によって yourself."
A blind wizard walks into a pub. He says to the barkeep, "Want to hear a Hufflepuff joke?" The pub goes completely silent. The barkeep says, "Sir, I am a Hufflepuff. I'm used to handling a rough crowd alone. I have my wand drawn. The wizard to your left is an auror with his wand drawn. He too is a Hufflepuff. The witch on your right has her wand drawn. She is a dueling champion and also a Hufflepuff. Are あなた absolutely certain あなた want to tell that Hufflepuff joke?"
The blind wizard says, "Gods no! Not if I'm going to have to explain it three times!"
Where do あなた find Dumbledore’s Army? Up his sleevy!
Who's there?
あなた Know.
You-Know-Who?
That's right!Avada Kedavra!
How do あなた keep a Gryffindor in suspense? *walk away*
How many weasley's does it take to light up a wand?
Seven: Ginny to look upset and do nothing, Ron to sulk, フレッド and George to blow it up, Percy to yell, Charlie to hold it in front of a dragon and Bill to roll his eyes at everyone.
How many Dark Lords does it take to light up a wand?
Two: One to light it and the other to kill him and take the credit.
How many Voldemorts does it take to light up a wand?
None, now あなた see thats why he's called the DARK lord.
How many Weasleys does it take to light up a wand?
~~~One, but they'll have to 検索 through a pile of the twins' fake ones first.
Why did Potter クロス the road?
No reason, but someone will write a book about it.
Why do Slytherins クロス the road twice?
Because they are doublecrossers.
Why was Professor Quirrel kicked out of the beauty contest?
He had voldeWART on the back of his head
Is being a dementor a fun job? No, it’s soul destroying!
Wormtail: Master, can あなた really rise again? Voldemort: Certainly, but あなた may have to give me a hand!
Sticks & Stones can break my bones, But words will never hurt me.
AVADA KEDAVERA
Oh dang
If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up," 発言しました the sarcastic Professor Snape.
After a long silence, one first 年 rose to his feet.
"Now then mister, why do あなた consider yourself an idiot?" Inquired Snape with a sneer.
"Well, actually I don't," 発言しました the student, "but I hate to see あなた standing up there all によって yourself."
A blind wizard walks into a pub. He says to the barkeep, "Want to hear a Hufflepuff joke?" The pub goes completely silent. The barkeep says, "Sir, I am a Hufflepuff. I'm used to handling a rough crowd alone. I have my wand drawn. The wizard to your left is an auror with his wand drawn. He too is a Hufflepuff. The witch on your right has her wand drawn. She is a dueling champion and also a Hufflepuff. Are あなた absolutely certain あなた want to tell that Hufflepuff joke?"
The blind wizard says, "Gods no! Not if I'm going to have to explain it three times!"
Where do あなた find Dumbledore’s Army? Up his sleevy!
I throw my wand up in the air sometimes
saying,"Ah-oh, my name is Draco!"
I wanna celebrate and kill Dumbledore
saying "Ah-oh,old man, just let go."
We gonna rock the school
We gonna go all night
We gonna light professors up
like they're dynamite!
Cause I dueled あなた once,
Now I dueled あなた twice
We gonna light them up
like they're dynamite.
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saying,"Ah-oh, my name is Draco!"
I wanna celebrate and kill Dumbledore
saying "Ah-oh,old man, just let go."
We gonna rock the school
We gonna go all night
We gonna light professors up
like they're dynamite!
Cause I dueled あなた once,
Now I dueled あなた twice
We gonna light them up
like they're dynamite.
CREDITS:
greekgirlA,and boredcreativity have made this
become a ファン of us and we will make もっと見る spoof songs to your favorites! just tell us the song,
and only if あなた become a fan!
what is with all of the contrivercy and fighting of house. whether your in slytherin, gryffindor, hufflepuff または ravenclaw it doesnt matter.
dumbledore himself 発言しました that differences do not effect how we should see others. what trulely matters is what we CHOOSE to do with our talents and abilites.
sadly some people may disagree. but i beleive that some will find that exclusion, diversety, and rudness are all unnesesary. to conclude i would like to quote albus dumbledore
"Differences of habit and language are nothing at all if our aims are identical and our hearts are open."
i hope this helps to all that are having trouble with the concept of unity of the houses
dumbledore himself 発言しました that differences do not effect how we should see others. what trulely matters is what we CHOOSE to do with our talents and abilites.
sadly some people may disagree. but i beleive that some will find that exclusion, diversety, and rudness are all unnesesary. to conclude i would like to quote albus dumbledore
"Differences of habit and language are nothing at all if our aims are identical and our hearts are open."
i hope this helps to all that are having trouble with the concept of unity of the houses
#11. Ravenclaw's have the color blue, which is totally awesome.
#12.Ravenclaws are メリダとおそろしの森 like Gryffindors and Cunning like Slytherin, but we are secure enough not to 表示する it off.
#13.Ravenclaws have TWO sets of house colors: one for the 本 and one for the movie.
#14.We are the secret rulers of the world.
#15.Why do あなた think pocket dictionaries were invented? For Ravenclaws pockets, that's right.
#16.Rowena Ravenclaw is a hotty.
#17. Ravenclaw values intelligence, creativity, wit, and wisdom and if あなた don't have that あなた can just copy your homework from the kids that do.
#18. Our symbol is a bad 尻, お尻 eagle (most likely a raven) that could tear a snake to shreads, peck a lion to death, and easily 与えられた a fricting 狸, アナグマ a run for its money.
#19. We got Cho Chang, come on, there is just no counter arguement to that.
#20. Our Colors(色) are awesome. Enough said.
#12.Ravenclaws are メリダとおそろしの森 like Gryffindors and Cunning like Slytherin, but we are secure enough not to 表示する it off.
#13.Ravenclaws have TWO sets of house colors: one for the 本 and one for the movie.
#14.We are the secret rulers of the world.
#15.Why do あなた think pocket dictionaries were invented? For Ravenclaws pockets, that's right.
#16.Rowena Ravenclaw is a hotty.
#17. Ravenclaw values intelligence, creativity, wit, and wisdom and if あなた don't have that あなた can just copy your homework from the kids that do.
#18. Our symbol is a bad 尻, お尻 eagle (most likely a raven) that could tear a snake to shreads, peck a lion to death, and easily 与えられた a fricting 狸, アナグマ a run for its money.
#19. We got Cho Chang, come on, there is just no counter arguement to that.
#20. Our Colors(色) are awesome. Enough said.