(Spin-off of the Card 表, テーブル Dating skit によって Richard Jeni)
I say when あなた meet your other self あなた don't want a ディナー table, what あなた want is a card table! A 1p and a 2p meet up at a card table, write all their emotional problems on little cards, and take turns slappin' em on the 表, テーブル and being honest. First time they're scheduled to meet, the first guy's got his card, he goes:
2p: "Hello it's nice to meet you, my name is Oliver, and I'm a baker!"
1p: "Hello, my name is Arthur, and I'm a WiZaRD!"
2p: "Uh, okay then... Well, my turn-"
1p: "I used to lock my brother in the closet when he was three!"
2p: "... My brother came out of the closet when he was four."
Both: *awkward staring*
2p: "Well I can't have an orgasm unless I'm on top."
1p: "I can't have an orgasm unless I'm on cRAck!"
2p: "... Alright, listen now... I have an imaginary friend that's a flying bunny."
1p: "YOU KNOW FLYING MINT BUNNY!?"
2p: "... I'm neurotic, I need to see other people."
1p: "I'm schizophrenic- I aM OtHer pEOpLE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
2p: "Okay...um, I'm just gonna... go now, see あなた poppet!"
((Note: ...Don't. Don't even ask. I thought it was funny. ... That is all.))
I say when あなた meet your other self あなた don't want a ディナー table, what あなた want is a card table! A 1p and a 2p meet up at a card table, write all their emotional problems on little cards, and take turns slappin' em on the 表, テーブル and being honest. First time they're scheduled to meet, the first guy's got his card, he goes:
2p: "Hello it's nice to meet you, my name is Oliver, and I'm a baker!"
1p: "Hello, my name is Arthur, and I'm a WiZaRD!"
2p: "Uh, okay then... Well, my turn-"
1p: "I used to lock my brother in the closet when he was three!"
2p: "... My brother came out of the closet when he was four."
Both: *awkward staring*
2p: "Well I can't have an orgasm unless I'm on top."
1p: "I can't have an orgasm unless I'm on cRAck!"
2p: "... Alright, listen now... I have an imaginary friend that's a flying bunny."
1p: "YOU KNOW FLYING MINT BUNNY!?"
2p: "... I'm neurotic, I need to see other people."
1p: "I'm schizophrenic- I aM OtHer pEOpLE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
2p: "Okay...um, I'm just gonna... go now, see あなた poppet!"
((Note: ...Don't. Don't even ask. I thought it was funny. ... That is all.))
England and Italy were standing 次 to each other while stand underneath a double 虹 and they were swaying their hips. England looked pissed while Italy still looked as happy as ever while the 音楽 played 歌う "DOUBLE 虹 ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE SKY WHAOO WHAOO WHAOO!!!! SO INSTENSE!!!!" suddenly America, France, Germany, and 日本 came out of nowhere and screamed "SO INTENSE!!!" on the SO INTENSE PART "DOUBLE 虹 ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE SKY!!! OHH MY GOD LOOK AT THE RAINBOW!!!".
Fin.
Fin.
