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(Spin-off of the Card 表, テーブル Dating skit によって Richard Jeni)

I say when あなた meet your other self あなた don't want a ディナー table, what あなた want is a card table! A 1p and a 2p meet up at a card table, write all their emotional problems on little cards, and take turns slappin' em on the 表, テーブル and being honest. First time they're scheduled to meet, the first guy's got his card, he goes:

2p: "Hello it's nice to meet you, my name is Oliver, and I'm a baker!"

1p: "Hello, my name is Arthur, and I'm a WiZaRD!"

2p: "Uh, okay then... Well, my turn-"

1p: "I used to lock my brother in the closet when he was three!"

2p: "... My brother came out of the closet when he was four."

Both: *awkward staring*

2p: "Well I can't have an orgasm unless I'm on top."

1p: "I can't have an orgasm unless I'm on cRAck!"

2p: "... Alright, listen now... I have an imaginary friend that's a flying bunny."

1p: "YOU KNOW FLYING MINT BUNNY!?"

2p: "... I'm neurotic, I need to see other people."

1p: "I'm schizophrenic- I aM OtHer pEOpLE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

2p: "Okay...um, I'm just gonna... go now, see あなた poppet!"

((Note: ...Don't. Don't even ask. I thought it was funny. ... That is all.))
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Ever wonder about the human names of the ヘタリア Characters? Well, here あなた go~ -chuckles- I apologize for the length. Enjoy~!

Taken from: hetalia.wikinet.org


America

America received the name Alfred F. Jones (アルフレッド・F・ジョーンズ, Arufureddo F. Jōnzu). "Jones" is one of the most common surnames in the United States. His last name could also refer to the action movie hero Indiana Jones, as America once stated that one of his own hobbies is archaeology.
"Alfred F." is most probably an allusion to Alfred E. Neuman; the "F" in his middle name possibly inspired によって John F. Kennedy,...
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I got bored, so Today I shall tell all あなた lovelies thee countries Ezones!!! (( あなた know, like the Italy curls.))
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I think I'll start with the Axis.



Japan: Most of あなた think that for such a mature man, 日本 doesn't have an Ezone. BUT HE SECRETLY DOES!! As it turns out, 日本 has a secret Nantucket (like canada's) on the left side of his head.

Germany/Prussia: Even though they both don't have curls, nantuckets または cowlicks, The german's Ezones are behind their ears.

Italy/S.Italy: Well, あなた know their curls.

Austria: His Curl, where...
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Italy: こんにちは WELCOME BACK ランダム READER!!! TODAY IS
THE 日 WHEN あなた WILL FAIL!!! ROMANO!
Romano: YES ランダム READER AND SINCE YOU'RE GOING
FAIL MISERABLY HERE IS A QUOTE!!! SPAIN!!!!!!
Spain: YES THANK あなた ROMANO!!! HERE IS THE QUOTE
RANDOM READER!!!! WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS!!!
Italy, Romano, and Spain: LOOK PATHETIC!!!
ROMANO: YAY!!!!!!!!
Italy: OW! THAT'S MY EAR!!!
Romano: *pissed off face*
Spain: ROMANO...DON'T あなた DARE THINK ABOUT-
Romano: *pulls Italy's curl with all his might*
Italy: AAAAAAHHHH!!!! SPAIN!!! ROMANO IS WORKING
ME TO HARD!!!!
Spain: ERR...ROMANO STOP BEFORE I PULL YOUR CURL!!
Romano: MAKE...
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