A young Aussie joins the navy. On the 日 he is about to go to sea, his father warned him to be aware of gay sailors.
"But dad, how will I know?"
"Trust me son, あなた will know.
After 6 months at sea, the ship comes into port. The father was on the dock waiting for his son. The son, seeing his father, got off the ship and s...hook his fathers hand.
"Well son,how did it go?"
"Dad, I found out what あなた ment about gay sailors. One night I was out on deck all alone when a man came によって and put his hand on my shoulder so I threw him overboard."
"But how could あなた tell he was gay?"
"Well, for 3 days he swam behind the ボート yelling "THROW ME A BOUY, THROW ME A BOUY"
"But dad, how will I know?"
"Trust me son, あなた will know.
After 6 months at sea, the ship comes into port. The father was on the dock waiting for his son. The son, seeing his father, got off the ship and s...hook his fathers hand.
"Well son,how did it go?"
"Dad, I found out what あなた ment about gay sailors. One night I was out on deck all alone when a man came によって and put his hand on my shoulder so I threw him overboard."
"But how could あなた tell he was gay?"
"Well, for 3 days he swam behind the ボート yelling "THROW ME A BOUY, THROW ME A BOUY"
here is one of my fav jokes-
teacher- students,as a part of literary week celebrations, we have decided to hold a competition!
(children starts to look at each other and whisper)
teacher- silence! the contest is, each 日 あなた have to read a well known book! and i'll say the names of some well-known books,and those who have read it should raise their hands, and the one who has read most books,will get extra recess time
(children cheers!later at the end of the week)
teacher- how many of あなた read , hamlet?
(the whole class raise their hands!)
teacher-good! now how many has read oddissi?
(again the whole class raise their hands!the teacher is suspicious whether they r lying,so she decides to test them)
teacher- exellent!now how many of あなた have read the biography of aristotile?
(as expected,the whole class raise their hands again!)
teacher- good,but may i inform あなた that there is no book yet,called biography of aristotle?
teacher- students,as a part of literary week celebrations, we have decided to hold a competition!
(children starts to look at each other and whisper)
teacher- silence! the contest is, each 日 あなた have to read a well known book! and i'll say the names of some well-known books,and those who have read it should raise their hands, and the one who has read most books,will get extra recess time
(children cheers!later at the end of the week)
teacher- how many of あなた read , hamlet?
(the whole class raise their hands!)
teacher-good! now how many has read oddissi?
(again the whole class raise their hands!the teacher is suspicious whether they r lying,so she decides to test them)
teacher- exellent!now how many of あなた have read the biography of aristotile?
(as expected,the whole class raise their hands again!)
teacher- good,but may i inform あなた that there is no book yet,called biography of aristotle?
1 日 2 very lovin parents got into a huge fight, the man called the women a "bitch" and the women called the man a "bastard".
Their son wlked in n 発言しました "Wat doz 雌犬 n bastard mean?" n d parents replied "ladies and gentlemen".
d nx 日 d parents decided 2 hav sex, d women 発言しました "feel my titties" n the man 発言しました "feel my dick".
Their son wlked in n asked "What doz titties n dick mean?" n d parents replied "hats n coats".
On Thnksgivin d dad was shavin n cut himself, "Shit" he said, d kid came in n asked "What's dat mean" n dman 発言しました it was d brand shavin cream he was usin.
Dwn stairs d mom was preparin d turkey, n she cut herself, "Fuck" she said. Once again the kid asked "What's dat mean" the mom 発言しました dats wat she calls stuffin d turkey.
デン d door ベル rang. d kid answered d door to his relatives n 発言しました "Alright u bitches n bastards, put ur dicks n titties in d closet, my dad is upstairs wipin the shit off his face, n my mom is in the キッチン fuckin d turkey!
Their son wlked in n 発言しました "Wat doz 雌犬 n bastard mean?" n d parents replied "ladies and gentlemen".
d nx 日 d parents decided 2 hav sex, d women 発言しました "feel my titties" n the man 発言しました "feel my dick".
Their son wlked in n asked "What doz titties n dick mean?" n d parents replied "hats n coats".
On Thnksgivin d dad was shavin n cut himself, "Shit" he said, d kid came in n asked "What's dat mean" n dman 発言しました it was d brand shavin cream he was usin.
Dwn stairs d mom was preparin d turkey, n she cut herself, "Fuck" she said. Once again the kid asked "What's dat mean" the mom 発言しました dats wat she calls stuffin d turkey.
デン d door ベル rang. d kid answered d door to his relatives n 発言しました "Alright u bitches n bastards, put ur dicks n titties in d closet, my dad is upstairs wipin the shit off his face, n my mom is in the キッチン fuckin d turkey!
